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The Phil & Matt Show

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph...
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Who REALLY is Omid Scobie?

MOVERS & SHAKERS
An examination of the true character traits of the Duchess of Sussex’s PR peddling biased ‘bestie’ Omid Scobie by Nikolay Kalinin.
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Was Mucky Minx Meghan Markle A ‘Yacht Girl’ For ‘Randy Andy’?

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As author Kirby Sommers suggests that the then Meghan Markle likely spent time with Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein before she met Prince Harry, we again highlight the mucky, murkiness and mendacious manner of this alleged “yacht girl.”
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SchofieldLite

MOVERS & SHAKERS
‘Politicalite’ suggest Phillip Schofield orchestrated his ‘mass coming out’ after a former ‘This Morning’ runner had gone to the press about a supposed relationship...
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Enough Is Enough – The Madeleine McCann Case, Its Unspoken Secrets & Why Operation Grange Needs To End Now

THE FOG
Jane Monckton suggests enough is enough and argues it is time to close the investigation into the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann; focus funding instead on other missing people who can more likely be found.
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MeGain’s Nemesis – Her Very Own Sister

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Could the Duchess of Sussex’s half-sister Samantha Markle prove to be her ultimate nemesis? ‘Yankee Wally’ Sadie Quinlan most definitely thinks so.
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Meddling Meghan Markle Expose – Attwood, Hopkins & Steeples

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Expose interview with Matthew Steeples by Shaun Attwood and Jennifer Hopkins about the former Meghan Markle watched over 73,000 times in 16 hours since it aired; Steeples condemns hapless Prince Harry and his meddling menace wife.
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Ampika Pickston

PERSONALITIES
Oldham born divorcee and former glamour model Ampika Pickston describes herself as “feisty, fun loving and warm hearted”. Now based in Hale Barns, Cheshire...
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Jane Dotchin

THE ROLL CALL
Octogenarian Jane Dotchin is best known for completing a 600-mile round ride from Hexham, Northumberland to Inverness and back on her Irish cob mare pack pony, Diamond, annually in seven weeks or thereabouts.
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‘Bathtub Bonk Pad’ Back On Market – Ghislaine Maxwell London Home For Sale (Again) For Bonkers £3.25m Price

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Ghislaine Maxwell’s notorious London home –the very pad that caused Prince Andrew to pay out £12 million over sexual cavorting allegations relating to a “bathtub bonk” in 2001 – is astoundingly back up for sale for a bonkers sum nearly 100% higher than she ‘sold’ it for just 3 years ago; much of the mucky madam’s furniture bizarrely remains.
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Justice For Jeremy Bamber – Could A Chance Of Such Be Back On The Pitch?

THE FOG
Matthew Steeples exclusively speaks to the Jeremy Bamber Innocence Campaign as they call for the whole-life tariff prisoner’s case to finally be reviewed by the Court of Appeal in the wake of the hapless and hopeless Criminal Cases Review Commission being shockingly shaken by scandal-upon-scandal after the departure of Helen Pitcher.
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Five of the Worst 2022 – Murder Houses Currently For Sale

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
‘The Steeple Times’ selects five houses currently for sale that previously were decked out with “police line do not cross” tape after murders occurred there.
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Art Science and Commerce

RECOMMENDED TECHNOLOGY
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Buy Bargain Historic House Where King Charles I Slept For Just £50,000

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Grade II* listed timber framed house where King Charles I supposedly slept in 1645 in Herefordshire for sale for the surprising sum of just £50,000 in spite of having been valued at £295,000 in 2022 – BUT there are more than a few catches.
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Giovanni

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Justice for James Scurlock

THE FOG
Power of social media proven after senseless killing of James Scurlock in Omaha, Nebraska allegedly by a controversial bar owner named Jake Gardner who has been photographed with Donald Trump.
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Ten of the Priciest – 2025’s Most Expensive Food & Drink Products

TIPPLE & FARE
Anthony Smart explores the background to ten of the world’s most expensive food and drink products.
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Nasty NestSeekers

BRAINSTORM
Entitled Hamptons brat Jonathan Davis exposed for allegedly squatting in Sag Harbor during the coronavirus lockdown; it turns out he’s a realtor with NestSeekers.
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Lawmakers & Lawbreakers – 8th December ‘Discussion Dinner’ With ‘Get Carmen’ Author Karen Phillipps; Britain’s Most Feared Barrister, George Carman QC

THE FOG
Matthew Steeples to interview Karen Phillipps, author of the newly released ‘Get Carman’ at 8th December discussion dinner in London; an account of the life and times of “Britain’s most feared lawyer” George Carman QC.
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Is Britain’s Most Expensive House For Sale?

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Is what could be Britain’s most expensive house for sale? If it is, the price could top £200 million and the buyer will come...
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Big Zuu (Birth Name – Zuhair Hassan)

THE ROLL CALL
A rapper and grime MC turned TV star of ‘Big Zuu’s Big Eats,’ Zuhair Hassan is an example of a youngster with infectious positivity and great talent. A modern-day Keith Floyd in the making.
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Dr Margaret McCollum (AKA ‘Mrs Mind The Gap’)

THE ROLL CALL
Voice of “mind the gap” on London’s Northern Line underground service’s widow Dr Margaret McCollum got him back there.
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Moron of the Moment 2023 – Pugnacious Pillock Phillip Schofield

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As pugnacious pillock Phillip Schofield’s brother is found guilty and named and shamed as a paedophile, Matthew Steeples calls for this queue jumping utter plonker to be finally cancelled.
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Plane Perverted

THE FOG
EXCLUSIVE – Previously unnamed 9-year-old child pictured on the lap of Jeffrey Epstein on his plane in ‘Daily Mail’ suggested to be daughter of billionaire Glenn Dubin.
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Epstein Victim Payouts Top £384m – JP Morgan Chase Finally Settle Over Enabling Evil Jeffrey Epstein

BRAINSTORM
As the total payout in compensation to circa 150 known ‘victims’ of Jeffrey Epstein tops £384 million after JP Morgan Chase stummed up an astonishing £227 million settlement this week, isn’t it time that some of his clearly many associates (other than the grubby groper Ghislaine Maxwell) were finally brought to justice?
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Morons of the Moment 2024 – Filthy Fylde Conservative Association

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As man-pestering Mark Menzies, the MP they have supported since 2008, is exposed for yet more sordid sexual shenanigans, the Fylde Conservative Association yet again prove themselves a bunch of nutty nincompoops by sharing tweets about “vile degenerates” making “sexually explicit” comments.
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Julian Sessé, ‘The Belgravia Butler’ (1906 – 1970, murdered by meat cleaver)

THE ROLL CALL
Belgian born butler Julian Sessé was said to be a “kind and generous man;” devoted to his employer Lord Bernstein, he was slayed with a meat cleaver in a basement in Belgravia on a snowy December evening in 1970.
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A Massive Media Maelstrom – McCann, Mandelson and Maxwell

EDITORIAL
Matthew Steeples highlights how the ‘Mandelson Media Method’ is very much in play in both the case of the Prince Andrew-Jeffrey Epstein connection and the renewed interest in the Madeleine McCann disappearance.
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Moron of the Moment – Prince Harry

MOVERS & SHAKERS
With his marriage to the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle, Prince Harry has morphed into an utter bore   Prince Harry used to be a...
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A Starck 4×4

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Eccentric Ferves Ranger off-roader once owned by Philippe Starck heads to auction   The season for viewing and buying the finest automobiles is once again upon...
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More on Menéndez

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As Lyle Menéndez creates a Facebook page about the case against him and his brother Erik, a juror contacts ‘The Steeple Times’ and brands...
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A Criminal Christmas Discussion Dinner – Matthew Steeples on Menendez, McCann and Maxwell, 8th December 2024

EDITORIAL
In a revision to our Christmas discussion dinner event on Sunday 8th December, Matthew Steeples will now delve into developments in the Menendez brothers, Madeleine McCann and Ghislaine Maxwell cases with freelance writer and former BBC publicist Claire Rubinstein.
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Emily Bolton

CAMPAIGNERS
A Shackleton Award winning campaigner who “fights miscarriages of justice and demands reform,” practicing solicitor Emily Bolton is married to Reprieve founder and one...
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Scobie Orf!

MOVERS & SHAKERS
‘MeGain’s’ bestie Omid Scobie deservedly gets slammed by ‘Yankee Wally’ Sadie Quinlan for getting her shut down on Twitter; this childish chap should now just ‘belt up, wrap up and shut up.’
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Ken Smith (AKA ‘The Hermit of Treig’)

THE ROLL CALL
After having been attacked and left for dead aged 26, Derbyshire born Ken Smith found solace in the Scottish Highlands and has lived as a hermit for around 46 years in a cabin that is 27 miles from the nearest settlement. He lives off the land and has 70 gallons of hooch on the go and “wants everyone to be merry” when he dies.
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Enough

MOVERS & SHAKERS
The public have heard enough from Caitlyn Jenner and her sorry clan   Caitlyn Jenner dominates the news on a daily basis and though many laud...
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Evelyn McHale (1923 – 1947)

THE ROLL CALL
Little is known about what drove Evelyn McHale to jump from the Empire State Building and be captured in the “most beautiful suicide [photograph] ever” on 1st May 1947.
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Malin Baker Bogue (AKA Lord Bailey’s ‘Red Dress’ Partygate Pisshead)

THE ROLL CALL
Tory twerp Malin Baker Bogue will go down in history for being Partygate’s pisshead in a red dress; a wastrel woman filmed dancing to The Pogues as the rest of Britain followed the rules of COVID lockdown 2.0 in 2020.
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‘Mr Black Lives Matter’

WILDCARDS
A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour in Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1 ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to entertain those queuing for somewhat overpriced cakes....
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The Pizza Express Princes – Shouldn’t Pizza Express Be Given A Royal Warrant After Being Mentioned In Legal Matters Concerning Both Prince Andrew &...

TIPPLE & FARE
As Prince Harry brings Pizza Express up in legal proceedings against Mirror Group Newspapers, shouldn’t the chain be given a royal warrant given Prince Andrew used it as an alibi also?
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Sarah Winchester (née Pardee, 1839 – 1922)

BUSINESS
New Haven, Connecticut born Sarah Winchester became one of the wealthiest women in the world after the death of her Winchester Repeating Arms Company...
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Getting One’s Goat – A Cheesy Conundrum – Goat vs Goats vs Goat’s vs Goats’ Cheese

TIPPLE & FARE
Matthew Steeples explores conundrum of how to describe cheese made from goat’s milk and shares thoughts of Susie Dent to Alan Rusbridger, Christine Hamilton, Jay Rayner, Matthew Jukes, Mic Wright, Nigella Lawson, Matthew Wright, Tom Parker Bowles and Samantha Markle on goat cheese.
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The Mystery of Thomas H. Lee – Clinton-Epstein Conspiracy Theories Continue

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Matthew Steeples examines whether the recent suicide by gunshot of “the envy of Wall Street” billionaire Thomas H. Lee was in any way linked to a clear association with Bill Clinton and a possible one with Jeffrey Epstein
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Lawrence Stroll (born Lawrence Strulovitch)

BUSINESS
Montreal born “archetypal billionaire,” “fashion mogul” and “Ferrari fanatic” Lawrence Stroll arranged £536 million of funding to save Aston Martin, much of which came...
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Meddling Mandelson & Mucky Maxwell – Peter Mandelson should NOT be Britain’s next ambassador to the US

EDITORIAL
Matthew Steeples suggests the late Jeffrey Epstein’s close chum, meddling ‘Prince of Darkness’ Peter Mandelson, to be totally unfit to be British ambassador to the US.
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A Castle With A Catch

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Romantic island in Ireland complete with its own castle for sale for just £80,000; there is, of course, a catch   A 0.54 acre island at...
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Susie Steiner

CREATIVES
“I’m sorry I still love him” unabashedly declared author, journalist and “stationary addict” Susie Steiner of Tony Blair on Twitter during the coronavirus lockdown...
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Lettuce & Jam – Which’ll end up having lasted longer? The Liz Truss lettuce or Meghan Markle’s jam?

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As meddling minx Meghan Markle gets mocked about her jaunt into jam and loopy lettuce-loathing loon Liz Truss gets mocked about bumbling like a buffoon about her book, Samantha Markle speaks exclusively to ‘The Steeple Times’ about her soppy, self-centred sister.
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Withnail Rolls – Nubar Gulbenkian Rolls-Royce Used In ‘Withnail And I’ For Sale

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
‘Star car’ Rolls-Royce used in classic film ‘Withnail and I’ and that was built for “Santa Claus lookalike” playboy Nubar Gulbenkian for sale for just £135,000 in spite of having had a £190,000 renovation.
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A Louche Limo

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
1966 Mercedes-Benz 600 sedan complete with ‘Jimmy Savile-esque’ fold-down bed to be auctioned; it was created for the eccentric Armenian oil magnate Nubar Gulbenkian Santa...
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Gordon The Gopher’s Gone – Phillip Schofield Quits ‘This Morning’; Will Further Scandal Follow?

EDITORIAL
As the queue-jumping puppet master of Gordon The Gopher Phillip Schofield quits ‘This Morning’, Matthew Steeples asks: “Will further scandal follow for this flogger of plughole-fit-only plonk?”
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Margaret Burke

THE ROLL CALL
Former Neo-Nazi supporting HMP Holloway jailbird turned one-time Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke happily hung around with hypocrites Diane Abbott, Jeremy Corbyn and Caroline Flint; will she get a ‘photo op’ with the drippy dope Sir Keir Starmer during General Election 2024?
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The Devil’s Advocate is Back

MOVERS & SHAKERS
‘The Devil’s Advocate’ Giovanni Di Stefano’s life is set to be made into a film following his forthcoming release from jail (and deportation from Britain).
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Penny Streeter OBE (née Penny Stiff)

BUSINESS
A classic ‘rags to riches’ tale is that of Penny Streeter. Born in what was then Rhodesia, this police superintendent’s daughter came to England...
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Roulette’s Famous Faces

THE SPORTING LIFE
Matthew Steeples explores the history of roulette and identifies five famous faces who’ve had the biggest successes at the wheel.
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Amor Towles

THE ROLL CALL
“Dry witted” investment banker turned bestselling modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald-esque author Amor Towles is a civilised gent who has “led a life straight from one of his novels.”
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The Money of McCann

THE FOG
Gerry and Kate McCann rake in £773,600 of private money in spite of admitting there is “nothing much to report” 14 years into the fast approaching £13 million public funded investigation into the dubious ‘disappearance’ of their daughter Madeleine.
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Ferrari Tastes On A Reliant Robin Budget

THE WIRE
Perfect car for a wannabe Del Boy offered at auction; ideal for those with “Ferrari tastes on a Robin Reliant budget;” talk about a “cushty” makeover of a 1990 three-wheeler.
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Put Them Out To Pasture… Ghislaine Maxwell Apologists & ‘The Telegraph’ Agony Aunt Rachel Johnson & Agony Uncle Richard Madeley

EDITORIAL
Matthew Steeples suggests that with new ownership looming, it is time for ‘The Telegraph’ to put Ghislaine Maxwell apologists agony aunt Rachel Johnson and agony uncle Richard Madeley out to pasture.
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A Question Of Tyres And Tires

BRAINSTORM
Matthew Steeples assesses the debate between “tyres” and “tires” and finds “attire” to form the key to the answer to a topic that has bizarrely incensed ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ types for decades.
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Motors ‘Clutching’ For Arrivals At Royal Ascot 2024 In

THE SPORTING LIFE
Put your clutch into it and prepare to motor into Royal Ascot’s Car Park 1 this June in style; David G. Lennox suggests vehicles especially suitable.
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Was Melania Trump Trafficked?

THE FOG
Matthew Steeples examines allegations that Melania Trump was originally trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein.
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West to Save The West

THE FOG
Kanye West to stand for President of the United States of America   With the world still reeling and ‘The Donald’ on the rise, Kanye West...
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32-Years New – Stunning ‘Brand New’ 1994 Jaguar XJS To Be Auctioned

THE WIRE
‘Brand new’ 1994 Jaguar XJS V12 convertible with just 153 miles on the clock to be sold for the same price as when it was actually ‘brand new’ 32-years ago.
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Barbara Smoker (1923 – 2020)

CAMPAIGNERS
A promoter of “causes many of us now take for granted,” Catford born campaigner and humanist activist Barbara Smoker believed in surviving “on her...
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A Question of Meghan

THE SPORTING LIFE
The Duchess of Sussex needs to answer a simple question about which member of the royal family she met first A simple question needs to...
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A Tepid Twitter Storm – If You Don’t Like Twitter, You Have The Right To Leave

THE WIRE
Matthew Steeples suggests those getting overexcited about Twitter should just get over their ever-so-sanctimonious selves; at a time of strife and strikes, the tepid Twitterati do have the right to leave.
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Roll-Call-Business-Tycoons

THE ROLL CALL
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Bungling Berk Boris To Bed Down At Brightwell Manor – A £4 Million “Forever Home” For Mr & Mrs Boris Johnson

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Bungling berk Boris Johnson is supposedly upsizing and has allegedly bought the £4 million Brightwell Manor in Oxfordshire; the lavish lush that is the former Carrie Symonds will need a big budget if she is to clad the colossal 10,508 square foot crib in £840 per roll Lulu Lytle wallpaper.
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Ford Fiesta ‘Bravo’ – The Firm Family Favourite; Will It Return In 2026?

Motoring Milestones
Car enthusiast David Lennox remembers the success of Britain’s bestselling ever car, the Ford Fiesta, celebrates its legacy and ponders whether it might return.
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Lavish Living and Little Owls at Lilford Hall

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Crumbling Northamptonshire estate Lilford Hall – where the little owl was introduced to Britain – for sale for £10 million, a sum £35 million lower than in 2014.
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The Art of Driving a Manual Car with a Broken Clutch; Racing Legend Juan Manuel Fangio – A Quixotic Adventure

THE SPORTING LIFE
David G. Lennox examines the peril of the “stick shift” and manual clutch and celebrates the spirit of the Argentinian Formula One legend Juan Manuel Fangio
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Binned Barrymore – Michael Barrymore Insults Memory Of Murder Victim Stuart Lubbock

MOVERS & SHAKERS
In pretentiously posing for pictures as-if-dead, utter berk Michael Barrymore yet again insults the victim of murder at his Essex bungalow Stuart Lubbock; this rotten ratbag should be binned.
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Andy’s Antics Analysed

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Jeremy Clarkson rightly suggests that Prince Andrew should do two things: Shut up and bugger off Just as alleged abuse victim Virginia Roberts suggested Prince...
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Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”)

CHARACTERS
Hailing from Canada and Cameroon respectively, Sam Malin and Irène Major can best be described as “a curious couple”. Whilst Madagascar based Malin claims to...
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Monster of the Moment – Dr Walter Palmer

THE SPORTING LIFE
Reprehensible “driller killer” dentist Dr Walter Palmer will forever be remembered for slaying ‘Cecil The Lion’; the sexual harasser of his own employees has now gone and done it again – this time the monster massacred an endangered ram.
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Name & Shame Book – One Of Jeffrey Epstein’s 1990s Address Books Heads To Auction With Crazy £800,000 Estimate

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
A previously not-seen-in-public Jeffrey Epstein 1990s address book – last sold for £400 in December 2020 on eBay – is about to be offered for sale at auction; it is estimated to fetch as much as £800,000 and one is left asking: “Will someone really pay so much to keep this out of the public eye?”
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The sycophantic nature of social media

THE FOG
Irene Ramsay explores the world of social media   I’ve always been a Facebook fan, but have never really got to grips with the rest of...
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Website of the Week – Yankee Wally

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Sadie Quinlan’s ‘Yankee Wally’ YouTube channel where she “plays by the rules” whilst exposing what she views to be the nefarious activities of the Duchess of Sussex is a must watch.
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Organic Vegetable Maxwell – Rotten-To-Her-Core Ghislaine Maxwell Moves Jail

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to a low security prison in Florida where prisoners will supposedly likely “hate” her, PR peddler Jay Beecher’s ‘The Maxwell Files’ website bizarrely starts promoting organic vegetables in Sussex and lists stories about this anything but wholesome criminal as “recipes.”
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Moron of the Moment 2021 – Richard Madeley

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As the new Diana, Princess of Wales statue is mocked as looking like him, ‘Dorian Gray of Daytime Telly’ Richard Madeley pathetically claims he got PTSD due to worrying about his son’s wedding.
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Ghislaine Maxwell – From ‘Seasoned Socialite’ to ‘Sordid Sex Trafficker’

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Matthew Steeples reflects on shamed sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell’s conviction and slams the BBC and Sky News for their coverage of the verdict; he also calls on the Met Police to reopen their 1994 investigation into the deviant’s activities in London.
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Talking Claudia Lawrence – ‘Crime Suspect’ on Talk TV 2024

THE FOG
Matthew Steeples on discussing the disappearance of Claudia Lawrence fifteen years ago in York on TalkTV’s ‘Crime Suspect’ with esteemed former detective Peter Bleksley.
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Extravagance Knows No Bounds – £36m Mansion Previously Owned By Disgraced Tycoons Alan Bond And Conrad Black Again For Sale

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Matthew Steeples takes a look at a £36 million Kensington mansion formerly owned by disgraced business tycoons Alan Bond and Lord Black; its former chatelaine was known for stating “I have an extravagance that know no bounds.”
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Knockdown Paedo Islands – Jeffrey Epstein’s Islands Sold For Bargain Basement Price

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
As Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Paedo Islands’ sell for a knockdown price of £48 million against a £95 million asking price, we ask: “Who’d want to go and stay in the ‘luxury resort’ planned there?”
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Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
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Essex Police – GUILTY As Charged In Jeremy Bamber Case

THE FOG
As Essex Police are found guilty of failing to refer a 2020 complaint by Jeremy Bamber, could his case be sent back to the Court of Appeal?
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Taxi For ‘Has-Been’ – The “Catastrophic” Crap Of Prince Harry

THE FOG
After ‘Has-Been’ Prince Harry nonsensically claimed he was pursued for TWO HOURS by paparazzi, all he has proven is that he’s nothing but a whining whingebag.
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Monster of the Moment 2023 – Twittering Troll Alex Belfield

THE FOG
As former BBC host Alex Belfield is forced to apologise to the BBC host Jeremy Vine, we call out this reprehensible ratbag for his raging rant against the victim of rape-murder at the home of Michael Barrymore, Stuart Lubbock.
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Birdbrained Bore Bouzy Bombs – Noxious Nitwit Meghan Markle Super-Fan Christopher Bouzy Faces Trouble In 2 Court Cases

THE FOG
Birdbrained Bot Sentinel bore Christopher Bouzy faces further trouble as he’s dragged deeper into two court cases concerning his definitely dubious puppet mistress Meghan Markle.
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Yankee Wally v Omid Scobie 2022

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As ‘MeGain’s’ bestie Omid Scobie claims Sadie Quinlan (AKA ‘Yankee Wally’) is “on a watch list” with the “good folk at South Wales Police and Scotland Yard” and the “Fixated Threat Assessment Centre” also, the popular YouTuber reports him to the police herself.
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A Coked-Up Cheshire Cat

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Notorious prosecco “gag reflexer” and Sinitta “napkin slapper” Dawn Ward resurfaces; the Cheshire cat has been charged with racial abuse and coke possession Just as...
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Two Faced Phillip Schofield – Weird Presenter Deservedly Labelled “Chief Narcissist,” A “Liar” And “Hated” By Eamonn Holmes

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Two faced Phillip Schofield, once a patron and “famous friend” of the 2 Faced Theatre Company, is quite deservedly labelled a “chief narcissist” who is a “liar” and “hated” by Eamonn Holmes.
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Intimidation Tactics At Work… Luke Mitchell’s Mother’s Caravan Storage Site Burnt To Ground

THE FOG
Matthew Steeples asks: “Are intimidation tactics at work with a suspected arson attack on the caravan storage site formerly owned by the mother of Luke Mitchell?” and speaks with Dr Sandra Lean and Shaun Attwood about this most curious case.
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Beauty’s in the Eye of the Bargain Basement Bugatti

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Replica “homage to Jean Bugatti’s Type 57S Atlantic coupé” to be auctioned for a sum 99.9% lower than the most famous of the four originals is said to be worth. £124,000 to £165,000 for the 2016 ‘Assembled Vehicle’ 1939 Delahaye USA Pacific by Terry Cook.
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An Airhead’s Tardis – Hidden House In Knightsbridge Once Home To Donna Air For Sale For £14.5 Million

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Tardis-like hidden house in Knightsbridge once home to ‘airhead’ Donna Air – who once amusingly asked The Corrs: “Where did you all meet?” – for sale for £14.5 million (or 383% more than it was ‘worth’ in 2003).
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No. 1, The Thames – Kent Gun Tower For Sale For Sum 92% Lower Than In 2020

OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR
Derelict gun tower on the Kent coast for sale for just £150,000 after it failed to sell previously for £1.9 million.
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Morons of the Moment 2023 – Sex Fiend Stephen Bear & Grubby Girlfriend Jessica Smith

MOVERS & SHAKERS
As shameless sex fiend Stephen Bear is deservedly jailed, it is shameful that his grubby girlfriend Jessica Smith continues to pile misery on his victim; here is a pair of gruesome grifters far worse than even the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
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The Art Of Freedom – Feckless Fraudster Inigo Philbrick Freed From Clink

MOVERS & SHAKERS
Matthew Steeples reveals that £70 million art fraudster Inigo Philbrick has been disgracefully freed after just 1-year and and 8 months in jail in spite of being sentenced to 7-years in the clink.
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Putin ‘Pal’ Arkady Novikov Comes Under Fire

BRAINSTORM
In spite of sticking up a support message for ‘Peace For Ukraine’ on his website billionaire restaurateur Arkady Novikov comes under fire given his links to his billionaire pal President Putin and his billionaire British hating former business associate Alexey Chepa.
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