Friday, October 30, 2020
Dirty Dawn Can’t Take the Heat of the Coke – Dirty Dawn Ward of Real Housewives of Cheshire – Attention seeker and alleged racist and coke possessor Dawn Ward proves she cannot cope with a bit of truthful press attention.

Dirty Dawn Can’t Take the Heat of the Coke

Bog Off Bungling Boris – Bungling Boris Johnson must quit – Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan.

Bog Off Bungling Boris

Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan for Brexit or coronavirus.
A Coked-Up Cheshire Cat – Dawn Ward charged with racial abuse and drugs possession – Notorious prosecco “gag reflexer” and Sinitta “napkin slapper” Dawn Ward resurfaces; the Cheshire cat has been charged with racial abuse and coke possession.

A Coked-Up Cheshire Cat

Notorious prosecco “gag reflexer” and Sinitta “napkin slapper” Dawn Ward resurfaces; the Cheshire cat has been charged with racial abuse and coke...
Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – More woes for Maxwell – Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.

Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music

Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.

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    Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples

    EDITORIAL

    Feeding Brueckner

    As Scotland Yard suggest Christian Brueckner will likely never be charged over the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann, Matthew Steeples argues that the British government finally put a stop to funding this pointless search and instead feed hungry children.
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    Get Menendez Out of The Hole

    As Erik Menendez is undeservedly thrown in ‘the hole’ in the most ludicrous fashion in California, Matthew Steeples suggests it is time both him and his equally abused brother Lyle were finally released.
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    A list of influence

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    Barbara Smoker (1923 – 2020)

    A promoter of “causes many of us now take for granted,” Catford born campaigner and humanist activist Barbara Smoker believed in surviving “on her...
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    Emily Bolton

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    A Shackleton Award winning campaigner who “fights miscarriages of justice and demands reform,” practicing solicitor Emily Bolton is married to Reprieve founder and one...

    Jessica Jackson Sloan (born Jessica Hurst)

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    Dame Louise Casey DBE, CB

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    Luke Durbin

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    Susie Steiner

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    Michael Russell (1933 – 2020)

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    Described in The Telegraph’s obituary of him as a “publisher, wit and author,” Michael Russell is best known for writing the spoof memoirs of...

    Evelyn McHale (1923 – 1947)

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    CREATIVES
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    EDITORIAL

    Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples

    EDITORIAL

    Feeding Brueckner

    As Scotland Yard suggest Christian Brueckner will likely never be charged over the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann, Matthew Steeples argues that the British government finally put a stop to funding this pointless search and instead feed hungry children.
    Read more
    EDITORIAL

    Get Menendez Out of The Hole

    As Erik Menendez is undeservedly thrown in ‘the hole’ in the most ludicrous fashion in California, Matthew Steeples suggests it is time both him and his equally abused brother Lyle were finally released.
    Read more
    EDITORIAL

    Junk the Junk Mail

    Instead of banning people from enjoying themselves, the government should should do something useful and ban a genuine disease spreader: Junk mail.
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    OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

    Luxury and the arts

    OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

    Going Bonkers For A Bin

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    OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

    A Pyrotechnic Pad

    Mansion in controversial compound in The Boltons, SW10 for sale for £50 million; the setting has seen court cases and pyrotechnic parties involving a self-declared “Relentless” multi-millionaire.
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    OPULENCE & SPLENDOUR

    A Marvellous Party with Mrs Bucket

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    MOVERS & SHAKERS

    The snakes and ladders of society

    MOVERS & SHAKERS

    Dirty Dawn Can’t Take the Heat of the Coke

    Dirty Dawn strikes again – Attention seeker and alleged racist and coke possessor Dawn Ward proves she cannot cope with a bit of truthful press attention.
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    MOVERS & SHAKERS

    A Coked-Up Cheshire Cat

    Notorious prosecco “gag reflexer” and Sinitta “napkin slapper” Dawn Ward resurfaces; the Cheshire cat has been charged with racial abuse and coke...
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    MOVERS & SHAKERS

    Schofe Banned

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    TIPPLE & FARE

    Food, drink and fine dining

    TIPPLE & FARE

    Bog Off Bungling Boris

    Matthew Steeples suggests now is time for bungling Boris Johnson to quit; he is not in control and he has no coordinated plan for Brexit or coronavirus.
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    TIPPLE & FARE

    Starve a Kid to Save a Quid

    ‘Starve a Kid to Save a Quid’ goes viral in the wake of the government’s disastrous attempt to starve poor school kids whilst Tory MPs deservedly get banned from shops and restaurants.
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    TIPPLE & FARE

    Anth’ Swings Back to Flakegate

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    THE SPORTING LIFE

    From playing the field to buying a team

    THE SPORTING LIFE

    Picture of the Week – A Red Squirrel Riot

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    THE SPORTING LIFE

    Ban the InstaKiller

    Wolf slaying ‘InstaKiller’ Larysa Switlyk disgracefully remains on Instagram in spite of campaign to remove her going viral on Change.org
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    THE FOG

    The economy, politics and current affairs

    THE FOG

    Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music

    Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.
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    THE FOG

    Outing Randy Andy

    Will ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York erupt in anger with the outing of the depositions of Ghislaine Maxwell this morning? Could this be the non-sweater’s last stand?
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    THE FOG

    Filthy Natalie

    Wife of ‘Naughty Tory’ turned replacement MP Natalie Elphicke turns to talking about filthy water (but avoids the topic of her jailbird hubby’s bottom groping).
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    BRAINSTORM

    The comings and goings of the entrepreneurial classes

    BRAINSTORM

    Sir Shifty Slammed by Sister

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    BRAINSTORM

    A Highway Ponzi House

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    BRAINSTORM

    Moaning Maxwell

    Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is now outrageously moaning about not having a desk or email access; she’ll be asking for Krug next.
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    THE WIRE

    Science, technology and gadgets

    THE WIRE

    Firing Up A 20th Century Limo

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    THE WIRE

    E-Scooter-ing a Shameless Minister For Rent

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    THE WIRE

    Gas & Golf

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    THE ROLL CALL

    A ranked assembly of individuals of note along with details of their achievements and quirks.

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