Not Rockin’ Sir Cliff Richard – Creepy, Christian Crooner’s Christmas 2022 Album Panned
One-time friend of paedophile Rolf Harris gets panned for his ‘rendition’ of ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’; Sir Cliff Richard gets called out as a “dinosaur” singing “boring rubbish” reports Matthew Steeples.
Marlene, Marlene… Ngozi Fulani (Born ‘Marlene Headley’) – The Gruesome Grifter of 2022
As ‘Harry & Meghan’ premieres on Netflix, a video of their Sussex Squaddie supporter Marlene Headley (AKA ‘Negozi Fulani’) shows her to be nothing but an attention seeking grifter.
Bombastic Bouzy & Noxious Netflix – Christopher Bouzy Should Be Cancelled
As fake news muckspreader Christopher Bouzy appears in Netflix’s ‘Harry & Meghan’ trailer, we remind readers of what a noxious nasty this reprehensible rubber-lipped rotter truly is.
Are Arsenal FC Serious Title Challengers This Season?
David Lennox suggests Arsenal have been getting the results since the start of the season, but questions if they are serious title challengers also
EDITORIAL
Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples
She’s 83 – Ridiculous Lady Susan Hussey Twitter Race Storm
Matthew Steeples suggests that though Lady Susan Hussey should not have said what she did, the pile on against this 83-year-old has been ludicrous given Ngozi Fulani happily attended a reception hosted by the Queen Consort when she previously suggested “Meghan is a survivor of domestic violence from her in-laws;” one of those in-laws is the Queen Consort.
Could Jeremy Bamber Finally Be Exonerated?
Matthew Steeples asks: “As a highly respected forensic scientist finds yet more serious flaws in the evidence that led to Jeremy Bamber’s conviction, could this result in this 61-year-old finally being exonerated?”
Theresa May’s Wads Of Saudi Wonga – WTTC Speech in Saudi Arabia
Matthew Steeples questions if it is right for the former Prime Minister Theresa May to presumably taking wads of wonga to give a speech to the World Travel & Tourism Council in Saudi Arabia given the World Economic Forum ranked the country 141 out of 149 countries on gender equality.
THE ROLL CALL
A list of influence
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Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples
She’s 83 – Ridiculous Lady Susan Hussey Twitter Race Storm
Matthew Steeples suggests that though Lady Susan Hussey should not have said what she did, the pile on against this 83-year-old has been ludicrous given Ngozi Fulani happily attended a reception hosted by the Queen Consort when she previously suggested “Meghan is a survivor of domestic violence from her in-laws;” one of those in-laws is the Queen Consort.
Could Jeremy Bamber Finally Be Exonerated?
Matthew Steeples asks: “As a highly respected forensic scientist finds yet more serious flaws in the evidence that led to Jeremy Bamber’s conviction, could this result in this 61-year-old finally being exonerated?”
Theresa May’s Wads Of Saudi Wonga – WTTC Speech in Saudi Arabia
Matthew Steeples questions if it is right for the former Prime Minister Theresa May to presumably taking wads of wonga to give a speech to the World Travel & Tourism Council in Saudi Arabia given the World Economic Forum ranked the country 141 out of 149 countries on gender equality.
Luxury and the arts
Brideshead Unvisited – Former Home Of Evelyn Waugh For Sale; No Viewings Allowed
Georgian mansion in Gloucestershire once home to ‘Brideshead Revisited’ author Evelyn Waugh to be sold at auction for knockdown price of £2.5 million; no viewings are allowed, the current ‘tenant’ pays just £250 per annum rent and was taken to court in January for owing £1.2 million to the Mandarin Oriental.
Punchy & Paltry Priced Properties – From Balmy To Bonkers; £1 For A Cottage, £3 Million For A Room
Which would you prefer? One room in Knightsbridge for a punchy payment of £3 million or a detached 16th century cottage for the paltry price of £1 in the West Midlands?
Cut Price Cairness House – 58% Slashed Off Price Of “Scotland’s most important Greek Revival house”
“Internationally important” Greek Revival Cairness House has its price slashed from £3 million to just £1.25 million in spite of it having been given a renovation that supposedly cost over £1 million.
A ranked assembly of individuals of note along with details of their achievements and quirks
Big Zuu (Birth Name – Zuhair Hassan)
A rapper and grime MC turned TV star of ‘Big Zuu’s Big Eats,’ Zuhair Hassan is an example of a youngster with infectious positivity and great talent. A modern-day Keith Floyd in the making.
Ken Smith (AKA ‘The Hermit of Treig’)
After having been attacked and left for dead aged 26, Derbyshire born Ken Smith found solace in the Scottish Highlands and has lived as a hermit for around 46 years in a cabin that is 27 miles from the nearest settlement. He lives off the land and has 70 gallons of hooch on the go and “wants everyone to be merry” when he dies.
Dr Margaret McCollum (AKA ‘Mrs Mind The Gap’)
Voice of “mind the gap” on London’s Northern Line underground service’s widow Dr Margaret McCollum got him back there.
The snakes and ladders of society
Not Rockin’ Sir Cliff Richard – Creepy, Christian Crooner’s Christmas 2022 Album Panned
One-time friend of paedophile Rolf Harris gets panned for his ‘rendition’ of ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’; Sir Cliff Richard gets called out as a “dinosaur” singing “boring rubbish” reports Matthew Steeples.
Bombastic Bouzy & Noxious Netflix – Christopher Bouzy Should Be Cancelled
As fake news muckspreader Christopher Bouzy appears in Netflix’s ‘Harry & Meghan’ trailer, we remind readers of what a noxious nasty this reprehensible rubber-lipped rotter truly is.
Mistreatment & Meghan – Samantha Markle Speaks Sense About Lady Susan Hussey & Netflix’s ‘Harry & Meghan’
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Samantha Markle reacts to her sister Meghan’s Netflix trailer and the “inappropriate woke backlash” in the wake of the disgraceful mistreatment of Lady Susan Hussey.
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Food, drink and fine dining
Terrific Terlingham – Superb Gin Made With Bacchus Wine On Kentish Vineyard
Matthew Steeples samples Terlingham Vineyard’s Bacchus Dry Gin; it’s made with the last of this Kentish winery’s 2020 Bacchus wine yet still is clearly a classic, dry gin.
Give Thanks Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Gets Tofurky® Dinner For Thanksgiving 2022
Noxious nonce Ghislaine Maxwell will no doubt give thanks that she’s getting Tofurky® this Thanksgiving; the notoriously fussy eater will likely love this vegan nosh-up.
Word of the Week 2022 – ‘Quafftide’ – A Drinker’s Delight
A 16th century word – ‘quafftide’ – announcing that “it’s time for a drink” is something that should be added to the vocabulary of every single household in the land.
From playing the field to buying a team
Are Arsenal FC Serious Title Challengers This Season?
David Lennox suggests Arsenal have been getting the results since the start of the season, but questions if they are serious title challengers also
Randy’s Shot – Prince Andrew To Console Himself Shooting Whilst Fergie Lives It Up In £5 Million Pad; Who’s Paying?
As his chances to return to royal duties look beyond shot, Prince Andrew supposedly intends to spend the winter shooting whilst his live-in ex-wife moves into a £5 million London pad in Belgravia; who is paying for their lavish lifestyle?
Run Ghislaine Run! Ghislaine Maxwell Snapped Running In Prison
As mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is spotted running on a prison track in Florida, we remind readers that this wicked wench likes to run from justice and still hasn’t named a single man she sex trafficked her victims to.
The economy, politics and current affairs
Marlene, Marlene… Ngozi Fulani (Born ‘Marlene Headley’) – The Gruesome Grifter of 2022
As ‘Harry & Meghan’ premieres on Netflix, a video of their Sussex Squaddie supporter Marlene Headley (AKA ‘Negozi Fulani’) shows her to be nothing but an attention seeking grifter.
Moron of the Moment 2022 – Deranged, Delusional Dimwit Darren Grimes Launches New ‘Voice of Britain’ Channel
As deranged dimwit Darren Grimes announces he’s launching a new channel called ‘Voice of Britain,’ this tedious twerp rightly gets labelled “the voice of a very small racist minority.”
Why Destroy Evidence? Shocking Evidence Destruction By Police: Mark Alexander, Jeremy Bamber & Luke Mitchell Cases
As it is revealed that Scottish police disgracefully destroyed evidence in the Luke Mitchell case, we highlight two other equally shocking examples of police evidence destruction and call for reinvestigations of all three cases.
The comings and goings of the entrepreneurial classes
Minus Money Mucky Madam – Ghislaine Maxwell’s Flat Broke; Cut Off Financially By Estranged Husband Scott Borgerson
As noxious nonce Ghislaine Maxwell is revealed to be flat broke, has not paid her lawyers the £3 million she owes to date and has been financially cut off by her estranged hubby Scott Borgerson, will she even be able to afford an £845,000 appeal?
Banking On Epstein – Jeffrey Epstein Victims Sue Deutsche Bank and JPMorgan
As victims of Jeffrey Epstein sue Deutsche Bank and JPMorgan, we ask: “Why aren’t they also going after Barclays and Jes Staley also?”
From Tech Titan To Property Baron – “Billionaire you’ve never heard of” 32-Year-Old Stripe Co-Founder John Collison Splashes Out £15.8m On Irish Properties
Billionaire co-owner of payment processing tech giant Stripe, 32-year-old Irishman John Collison, adds to his 1,200-acre £10.1 million Irish estate and plans to spend another £5.3 million restoring a £350,000 adjoining derelict mansion.
Science, technology and gadgets
Off With His Head!
As Carrie Johnson continues to be nicknamed ‘Carrie Antoinette,’ she could buy a Napoleonic bone model of a guillotine and shout out “Off with his head!” about her enemies instead of gyrating to Abba with her groupies in her Downing Street flat.
We Have All the Time in the World… Well, We Do If You Have £25k Spare
Pair of limited edition Omega James Bond Seamaster diver watches featuring ‘We Have All the Time in the World’ and the Bond coat of arms to be auctioned.
Ronaldo’s New Clothes
Online equivalent of ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’ set to occur at Bonhams today with auction of £900,000 NFT of Cristiano Ronaldo.
