Matthew Steeples highlights the stories he’s been following during the ‘silly season’ summer of 2023 – amongst them matters Ghislaine Maxwell and Rudy Giuliani and podcasts about ‘true crime’ as a genre.
After ratbag Michael Barrymore’s cringeworthily car-crash interview on ‘This Morning’ with dozy Josie Gibson, complaints are unsurprisingly made to Ofcom and in a Change.org petition; it is time for this outdated show simply to be cancelled.
As self-professed “homophobic arsehole” Jim Davidson again trends on Twitter, isn’t it time that this pugnacious pillock and apologist for the monster-paedophile Gary Glitter just finally be put out to pasture?
As dastardly deadbeat Dan Wootton makes a pillock of himself yet again, Matthew Steeples reminds of his vicious spitefulness to the utterly delightful international sensations Susan Boyle and Johnny Depp.
As tedious toerag twerp Kevin Spacey heads to court in London accused of sexual abuse, Matthew Steeples reminds what a tedious toerag twerp this talented actor yet tainted twazzock truly is.
As it is revealed that the latest ‘search’ of a reservoir connected to ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann has produced no new evidence, Matthew Steeples asks: “Isn’t it time to stop wasting vast sums and to simply close this case?”
As ‘Prince of Darkness’ Peter Mandelson gets sucked further into the scandals of the Ponzi scheming paedo Jeffrey Epstein, isn’t it time that Sir Keir Starmer got a bloody grip and sent him packing?
Matthew Steeples suggests ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’ crooner Sir Elton John should stick to tinkling on the ivories and shut-up about the liar and deceiver Phillip Schofield.
That the policeman turned peer Lord Paddick is moaning about “working conditions” in the £342 per day allowance paid House of Lords is laughable and ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples.
Matthew Steeples argues that the acid tongued Aussie Amanda Platell should put a sock in it and apologise for her disgraceful attack on the lovely lady that is Amanda Holden.
Artist parades work depicting Prince Harry in Jonathan Aitken “sword of truth and shield of justice” type fashion as the rabid ranting royal arrives at the High Court in London reports Matthew Steeples.
On International Missing Children’s Day 2023, Matthew Steeples reminds readers of missing children whose cases aren’t getting the disproportionate resources misallocated to that of the search for Madeleine McCann.
As the queue-jumping puppet master of Gordon The Gopher Phillip Schofield quits ‘This Morning’, Matthew Steeples asks: “Will further scandal follow for this flogger of plughole-fit-only plonk?”
Matthew Steeples suggests after yesterday’s E. Jean Carroll verdict confirmed ‘The Donald’ Trump as a sexual predator, it is time for the 45th POTUS to explain the true links between himself, his wife and Jeffrey Epstein.
As the pugnacious prat returns to the screens, Nadine Dorries MP surprisingly was bang on the nail in slaughtering “rather up himself” Phillip Schofield.
Matthew Steeples makes suggestions as to who’ll attend the coronation of King Charles III and who won’t; an interview follows tonight on Shaun Attwood’s ever popular YouTube channel.
Matthew Steeples slams tawdry and tacky Sarah, Duchess of York for appearing on ITV1’s tawdry and tacky ‘Loose Women;’ she should be ashamed of herself
As Prince Harry slithers like an unwelcome oil slick back into Britain, it seems that even his own family don’t want to see this #DumbPrince; couldn’t he have just attended court via video link?
Matthew Steeples suggests that ‘liar wannabe lawyer’ Ghislaine Maxwell’s decision to continue to sue Jeffrey Epstein’s estate in spite of already having gotten over £16 million from the since croaked paedo is proof that she is utterly lacking in a moral compass.
As Isabel Oakeshott offers to write Prince Andrew’s memoirs, Matthew Steeples asks: “Why is the freeloader Sarah, Duchess of York back out grifting once again?”
Matthew Steeples suggests “poison pen” Isabel Oakeshott’s career prospects now belong in nowhere but a slurry pit; he highlights an encounter with her and argues she has disgraced the journalistic profession.
Matthew Steeples argues that the saga of ‘FROGXIT’ – the supposed eviction of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex from Frogmore Cottage – is proof final that this pointless pair should never come back to Britain.
As it is revealed noxious nonce Ghislaine Maxwell got slammed into “the hole” of solitary confinement after attempting to profit whilst a prisoner, Matthew Steeples again asks why her pugnacious PR peddler Daphne Barak was allowed to ‘interview’ in her in prison in the first place.
In the wake of the ‘South Park’ fiasco and her gaining worse ratings than Prince Andrew, Matthew Steeples asks if the chance of a career in politics for the Duchess of Sussex has been scuppered; 81% of respondents to a poll believe she’d never get selected.
As Lee Anderson becomes vice chairman of the Conservative Party and announces support for the death penalty, we ask: “Has Rishi Sunak well and truly lost the plot?”
As ‘Ghislaine: Partner in Crime’ premieres tomorrow on ITVX, Matthew Steeples asks: “What comes next in the sordid saga of the story of Ghislaine Maxwell and her creepy cronies?”
Matthew Steeples asks if the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to split up and divorce just as ‘Missing MeGain’ misses out on mate Oprah Winfrey’s star-studded birthday bash in Beverly Hills.
Matthew Steeples slams the public purse paying out £165,000 to the reprehensible ratbag Cressida Dick and reminds that this despicable dame went to the same school and same Oxford college as the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell.
