As self-professed “homophobic arsehole” Jim Davidson again trends on Twitter, isn’t it time that this pugnacious pillock and apologist for the monster-paedophile Gary Glitter just finally be put out to pasture?
In March, we featured a story about the bigoted ‘comedian’ Jim Davidson after he described Gary Lineker as “smug” and “smugger.”
At the time, chatting with the since accused of all sorts of abuses-of-his position former The Sun and Daily Mail columnist Dan Wootton, Davidson raged of the BBC: “You know, it is a joke and we have to pay for it whether we like it or not. You know, let’s scrap it and watch GB News all day long.”
Trending again this morning on Twitter after yet another split screen with the nasty-piece-of-work Wootton, alleged wife beater Davidson – a menace-not-a-man whom made ‘pleasant’ remarks about the sickening monster-paedophile Gary Glitter in June 2021 – this time has been banging on about how he has “had enough of this woke and cancel culture.”
Contradicting himself, this braindead bozo then announced he wanted Costa Coffee cancelled and claimed they were facing a “Bud Light moment” for placing a trans supporting mural on their vans. Though Davidson is known not exactly for logic in his thought processes, wouldn’t it now be time that this pugnacious pensioner to simply be put out to pasture?
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Deserved “Public Hate Figure” Jim Davidson OBE’s Worst Moments…
On Gary Glitter:
“I spoke to Paul Gadd [Gary Glitter] when I visited The Verne [prison] two years ago. He’s remorseful and he looked ready to start a new life.”
On Great Yarmouth:
“Full of fat children of all colours.”
On the equally pompous self-promoter Stephen Fry:
“I really want Stephen Fry to like me.”
On London and the UK:
“I am never coming to London again… I may as well go to Dubai and be an ethnic minority there than wait five years till I become one here.”
On the UK in general:
“I have just walked two miles through Southampton to get a train. I saw three white people. Two of those was [sic] an overweight hobby Bobby copper and a female version arresting two 11-year-old kids with pushbikes. It was as if I was in a foreign country. But I would say that, I am a racist obviously… Country is f*cked. Roll on death… Innit.”
On former UKIP leader Nigel Farage:
“The Jim Davidson of the political world.”
Of his five marriages to date:
“I would have been happily married forever if I hadn’t been famous.”
On beating up one of his four ex-wives:
“We’re like a couple of boxers. On the first occasion, I poked her in the eye by accident. I actually went for the mouth… The second time I gave her a shiner. I threw a bunch of keys which whacked her in the eye. Just for a giggle she kept blackening it up to make it look worse.”
“I took the wife out last night; one punch!”
“I’m still friends with wives one, two and four but wife number three was the one who accused me of being a wife beater.”
On cutting his son by his second wife, Cameron, out of his life:
“I was going through so much hurt after the split I actually chose not to see him, to punish Julie [Gullick]. ‘Bugger it,’ I thought. ‘Get rid of me and you lose your son’s father.’ This is something I do. I always cut off my nose to spite my face. ‘I haven’t got a child now.’ I thought: ‘I’ll see him later.’”
Of his current wife Michelle Cotton:
“She is a very nice person. She’s impatient, she’s fiery like me. She’s a bear-poker and her mum says: ‘Well you need that.’”
“I hope I’m with Michelle for the rest of my life, there’s no one better I’d want to spend the rest of my life with. Liz Hurley, perhaps?”
On supposedly giving up on making jokes about black people:
“I can’t do impressions of Frank Bruno or Ian Wright? That’s racist, is it? But I can do Sven-Göran Eriksson?”
“I’m not going to get on my knee, and I’m not going to go ever black person I see, ‘hail you.’ I’m not going to apologise for the past; the past was the past.”
On Black Lives Matter protestors:
“Pondlife… F**king stupid.”
Of his thoughts about his chum Boris Johnson:
“Don’t listen with mother.”
On Piers Morgan (after he was paid to appear on his Life Stories programme):
“You don’t deserve to listen to anyone’s life story because you don’t f**king listen.”
On the BBC and the NHS:
“I was a smell under peoples’ noses… I’m totally erased; I am the statue that’s thrown into Bristol Docks… They gave me a million quid to go away.”
“I hate the BBC with a passion. It’s a toss-up between them and the NHS who I hate the most.”
Proving himself the ultimate ‘Brain of Britain’:
“People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.”
After being declared bankrupt:
“My problem is money.”
On wasting his ‘fortune’:
“It’s how much money I’ve spent over the years. Getting on to £50 million, £60 million must have passed through my hands.”
On himself:
“I could cure Aids and give £1 billion to womens’ groups and people would still think I was a racist, sexist twat”.
“I’m a homophobic arsehole.”
I really like Jim Davidson and Nigel Farage. They tell it like it is, no frills, and they are not afraid to stand up and be counted among the wussies and wokemeisters parading on the Left.