Prince Harry used to be considered a fun-loving sort; a party boy and a pranker, a boozer and a bit beyond bonkers. He loved nights at Boujis and was even known to go behind the bar at La Brasserie in South Kensington to knock up cocktails. Here was someone a bit pointless, but equally here was someone who eventually came to be actually liked after he spent time in the army and Africa.

Supposedly banned from drinking not only alcohol and tea, but also forced to give up shooting and to take up yoga in 2019 by his woke and wacky wife, this deservedly spare second son was previously a bit like a less obnoxious version of his rotten money grabbing uncle, Prince Andrew, but now he’s just turned into a brazen bore and a money grabber also.

This morning, with news that the Duke of Sussex’s already bargain basement book – for which he supposedly received an advance of a rumoured and frankly astounding £16.6 million ($20 million, €18.8 million or درهم73.5 million) – has used his book Spare to claim that he once took a beating from his very own brother. Cringeworthy and tacky or what?

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Is There Anything Prince Harry DOES Like?

Now with dopey drip the Duke of Sussex taking on the ‘Daily Mail’ and his own granny even also in court, we ask: “Is there anything Prince Harry DOES like?”

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According to The Guardian’s Martin Pengelly, in 2019, a “piping hot” Prince William, now Prince of Wales, “physically attacked” his brother and called the Duchess of Sussex “difficult… rude… [and] abrasive.” Frankly, the elder brother has subsequently been proven to be anything but wrong.

Continuing in his tittle-tattling, tacky tome, Prince Harry supposedly adds:

“[Prince William] called me another name, then came at me. It all happened so fast. So very fast. He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor. I landed on the dog’s bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me. I lay there for a moment, dazed, then got to my feet and told him to get out.”

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Left allegedly with “scrapes and bruises” on his back, the dopey drip did not immediately tell his meddling menace wife. Instead, he pathetically called his therapist and now he’s pathetically telling the world. Perhaps it is now time that this silly little example of a boy who likes to cry wolf was reminded that washing your family’s dirty linen in public leads to nothing but trouble.

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

Duke of Sussex Nazi outfit
Dressing up as a Nazi was a definite low for this modern day equivalent of his equally unacceptable Nazi sympathising relative, ‘Mr Wallis Simpson’ (AKA the former King Edward VIII).
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Cocktails
In times past, this former fun-loving sort enjoyed life and a cocktail or ten; he is pictured here knocking up some in Belize. It seemed also that he understood that with rights come responsibilities, but on marrying his mendacious actress wife he simply morphed, like her, into a money grabbing menace.
Army
The laughable and ludicrous son of King Charles III used to like to bang on about his time in the military. He’ll now be better known for playing around with his necklace and on X-box gaming machines whilst in the military than for actually doing much else.
Gay allegations
Prior to getting it on with the mendacious menace then known as Meghan Markle – a wicked wastrel woman whom may have been married twice or maybe even three times – the second son of the late Diana, Princess of Wales was quite happy to fool around in all sorts of ways – some more curious than others.
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Look at me
Now, both the clearly very unhappy but financially well-off Duke and Duchess of Sussex seem more content with a life of wrecking the lives of others and their own “look at me” lifestyles dominating their way of living over any form of duty or due diligence. Shame on this grasping, greedy, grabbing duo.
Bitter
That a weak beer has been named after this pathetic prince says it all. Bitter Harry should just be flushed down the pipes.
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