In washing his dirty linen in public and claiming his brother hit and injured him, supposed war hero Prince Harry shows himself as nothing but a dopey drip suggests Matthew Steeples
Prince Harry used to be considered a fun-loving sort; a party boy and a pranker, a boozer and a bit beyond bonkers. He loved nights at Boujis and was even known to go behind the bar at La Brasserie in South Kensington to knock up cocktails. Here was someone a bit pointless, but equally here was someone who eventually came to be actually liked after he spent time in the army and Africa.
Supposedly banned from drinking not only alcohol and tea, but also forced to give up shooting and to take up yoga in 2019 by his woke and wacky wife, this deservedly spare second son was previously a bit like a less obnoxious version of his rotten money grabbing uncle, Prince Andrew, but now he’s just turned into a brazen bore and a money grabber also.
This morning, with news that the Duke of Sussex’s already bargain basement book – for which he supposedly received an advance of a rumoured and frankly astounding £16.6 million ($20 million, €18.8 million or درهم73.5 million) – has used his book Spare to claim that he once took a beating from his very own brother. Cringeworthy and tacky or what?
According to The Guardian’s Martin Pengelly, in 2019, a “piping hot” Prince William, now Prince of Wales, “physically attacked” his brother and called the Duchess of Sussex “difficult… rude… [and] abrasive.” Frankly, the elder brother has subsequently been proven to be anything but wrong.
Continuing in his tittle-tattling, tacky tome, Prince Harry supposedly adds:
“[Prince William] called me another name, then came at me. It all happened so fast. So very fast. He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor. I landed on the dog’s bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me. I lay there for a moment, dazed, then got to my feet and told him to get out.”
Left allegedly with “scrapes and bruises” on his back, the dopey drip did not immediately tell his meddling menace wife. Instead, he pathetically called his therapist and now he’s pathetically telling the world. Perhaps it is now time that this silly little example of a boy who likes to cry wolf was reminded that washing your family’s dirty linen in public leads to nothing but trouble.
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Dog bowls are sturdy stoneware or metal and just don’t break unless you gave a go at them with a hammer. What’s he on about?
Also he said he was scared. Brave military chap? Huh?
What am I missing? Why does it all sound like twiddle twaddle?
And as for the bit that Kate and Wills said he should wear the Nazi uniform? hahaha. Sure it wasn’t HMQE, Ginge?
………..and no available phone to record his ‘injuries’.
Oopsie! There’s that picture of Harry Ragland in a Nazi uniform. I believe Rachel & Harry Ragland are two of a kind. Nothing is ever their fault. The vicious SS are bitching & moaning about them having to pay back the money spent renovating Frogmore cottage. To borrow an analogy from Judge Judy. you can’t eat the steak,then say it wasn’t good & get your money back. They could have it all but Rachael Ragland had & still has delusions of grandeur. Before she came in the picture,Harry seemed to love Catherine. I kind of believe he was somewhat in love with Catherine himself. She has it all,beauty,brains,dignity,grace,class,etc. I find it rather hilarious Mm tries to buy class. Sorry carrot boobs, you’ll never measure up to Princess Catherine.
No nothing redeeming. Nothing period. If I never heard anything about Harry , for the rest of everyone’s life, it would be too soon He is a loathsome , confused, leech. What on earth fuels these useless and dangerous bottom feeders….Harry gets uglier with every new photo and sounds uglier with every mouse squeak uttered.
Jane,I was thinking of you & Joan.. I had an epiphany after reading this. Someone should write a book about the 2 clowns from monteshitshow. It could possibly be titled “The Ahab & Jezebel of the 21st century”!
Normally, I don’t particularly care what he or his wife get up to. I’ve never been a monarchist, so they can moan about the Royal Family as much as they wish. They certainly wouldn’t be the first or last people to not get along with their relatives.
However, the subject of Harry’s Army “service” is the one area that truly does anger me – especially the attempts to portray him as a “war hero”. This could not be further from the truth. Firstly, I very much doubt that he would have been given a commission at Sandhurst under normal circumstances. Over 80% of the applicants there are university graduates, while Harry’s only academic qualification is a grade D in A-level Geography. And that’s after he was held back a year at one of the best schools in the country.
Secondly, I found out years ago that a lot of money was spent on his security in Afghanistan. This should have blindingly obvious, anyway. A man who wouldn’t go to nightclubs without his bodyguards was never going to be sent to a war zone without protection. Moreover, you might want to look up what happened during that infamous attack on Camp Bastion in September 2012 – which the Taliban launched, in part because they knew he was there. Eight aircraft were destroyed and two US marines were killed. But where was little Harry during this time? Rushed into a saferoom by his SAS babysitters – as later confirmed by former Defence Secretary, Philip Hammond.
I ask you – what is the point of a soldier who needs bodyguards? His presence put everyone around him in extra danger – not to mention the cost of keeping him safe at a time when real servicemen had to buy their own kit because of cuts to the defence budget. And all so he could play at being a hero. Disgusting!
The more interesting stories of his sexual awakening at Eton may help with his LGTBQ….. following.
Very well put Elizabeth. All right on point ^^^^! About 95% of Americans I know, who were non monarchists are now firmly in the BRF’s corner. King Charles,take away those damn Duke & Duchess titles. They are Not working royals. I’m a huge of a real British hero Trevor Coult.
Personally, sending my love & support out to real Brf. I’m especially excited to see Catherine become Princess of Wales. Many of us Americans just adore her!