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Dimwitted Davidson

That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples

Sadiq Khan is undoubtedly an irritating prick of a man, but that he has annoyed the completely offensive bore and moron that is Jim Davidson makes him go up a little in our estimations.

 

Yesterday, to the delight of an entire city, racist bigot and tax avoider Davidson announced: “I am never coming to London again” and then issued a tirade about congestion and traffic. He attempted to moan about “lefties,” then misspelt the word “racist” as “racsist” and then received the response he truly deserved.

 

Amongst the reactions, the actor Michael Cashman commented: “The same Jim Davidson that celebrated Margaret Thatcher as she tried to crush mining communities & lesbian and gay people. The man who laughed whilst the working-class struggled. By the way your grammar is appalling. Proud of the city in which I was born and where I still live.”

 

Whilst I must suggest that Cashman is equally tedious, I do agree with him about the grammar. Equally, I will say this to the prejudiced prat that is Jim Davidson: Please bog off for once and for all. Everyone will be forever grateful.

 

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  1. No attention should be paid to mummers or strummers whether left or right: they all have too much to say for themselves

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