Theresa May will likely win today, but, argues Matthew Steeples, the country will be ever poorer as a result

Theresa May is rather like a binbag: Something you want to throw out, but something that once you run out of, you wish you’d crammed in a little more. Equally, like the Duracell Bunny, she’s somebody who just keeps on going: Tell her a meteorite has landed in her garden and she’d deny it, tell her that her that wandering in wheatfields isn’t a wise idea and she’d argue to the contrary.

With odds of 4/6 at Coral of her retaining a mandate of leadership of the Conservative Party this evening, it’s all but certain she’ll win, but that will almost certainly lead to something else: Labour, the Liberal Democrats, the SNP, the DUP and others uniting in an effort to overthrow her by other means.

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Trounced Theresa – Theresa May should go and go right now – Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up
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Trounced Theresa

Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up Theresa May stood at The Centopah yesterday and looked like a she was about to be run into the ground. Next to the scruffy (as could be easily and always predicted) Commie Jeremy Corbyn, this lackadaisical and utterly pointless woman presented an image of […]

The Voice – Croaky voiced Theresa May needs to be put out to pasture – Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties.
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The Voice

Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for the croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d all be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties Yesterday, in what can only be branded one of the worst performances by a Prime Minister in history, Theresa May croaked in Parliament. She sounded like a strangled […]

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Mrs May may find solace in the fact that there doesn’t appear to be any other person in her party in a position to take her job, but she should remember this ultimately: All political careers end in failure.

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