Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Steeples Says – Matthew Steeples On Trending Topics, 12th November 2024

Matthew Steeples quick-fires his views on 10 trending topics of the moment; from Labour’s attack on farming to J. K. Rowling and gender

Billionairess busybody Taylor Swift…

Prized pillock politicians would do well to distance themselves after their Cruel Summer with this blonde bombshell. Hanging off her coattails didn’t turn into a Love Story for either Kamala Harris or Keir Starmer.

 

Sir Keir Starmer allowing Lord Alli to pay for his wife’s clothing and his own spectacles…

Send her to Primark; send him to Specsavers.

 

Labour’s filthy attack on British farmers…

Farmers are the guardians of the countryside the British public supposedly treasure. Rachel ‘Thieves’ Reeves is clearly as thick as pig sh*t if she doesn’t realise that; it’s time someone dumped a load of manure on her doorstep.

 

Kemi Badenoch seizing leadership of the Conservative Party…

Soppy Sunak was sloppy and second rate, but things are going to get really BAD with BadEnough at the helm. One could ask: “Why would anyone want the poisoned chalice anyway?”

 

The Lib Dems finally doing well electorally…

It’s time for Sir Ed Davey to now stop acting like Coco the Clown; it’s time for his party to up their game and remember the days when they said: “Bollocks to Brexit.”

 

J. K. Rowling speaking out on gender…

A man is born a man and a woman is born a woman; if you want to identify as something else, so be it, but please don’t ram whatever you want to be on anyone else. If only Rowling could a Harry Potter style wand and wash away wokeness also.

 

The likes of the porn pest Huw Edwards not being sent to jail whilst those that say something stupid on Twitter are…

Edwards not being thrown in the clink was a travesty; the rat deserves the birch, but sadly sadly he’d likely love that. As for the mouthy morons who rant and rave on social media, it’d be better just use the off button.

 

Those still whining about the price of Oasis tickets…

Quit your WonderWailing.

 

Ghislaine Maxwell’s failed appeal and the possibility of a pardon from Donald Trump…

Given the mucky madam’s stinginess and unpaid debts of circa £3 million to lawyers worldwide, what did this filthy fiend expect to happen in court? As regards what’s next, one can only assume that Donald Trump would rather the Bouncing Czech’s daughter’s silence remains permanent.

 

Ranting raver Angela Rayner…

Perhaps her advisors should tell her to stop dressing and behaving like everyone’s Aunt Sally.

 

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Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

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