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  • Reservoir Rot – Surprise, Surprise; Nothing Found After New Search For Madeleine McCann

    Reservoir Rot – Surprise, Surprise; Nothing Found After New Search For Madeleine McCann

    As it is revealed that the latest ‘search’ of a reservoir connected to ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann has produced no new evidence, Matthew Steeples asks: “Isn’t it time to stop wasting vast sums and to simply close this case?”

    “They do it almost every year for a free holiday to Portugal” was what what Twitter user surmised of news that the recent search of a reservoir near Praia da Luz has produced nothing in the search for what might have happened to ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann – a British girl who simply ‘vanished’ into thin air on 3rd May 2007.

     

    Another, surmising the joke of an organisation that the Metropolitan Police – a force that couldn’t even work out what was wrong with its 999 line yesterday – truly is went further. They added: “Rumour has it that one of the police officers on Operation Grange now playing off single-figure handicap and welcomes pro-am invites.”

     

    With further criticism ranging from “the extravagant interest in contrast to other case feels spurious” and “Portuguese police should take Kate McCann back to Portugal (without [the] organ grinder husband) to answer the police questions she refused to answer the night Maddie went missing,” here is a case most curious that has now cost the British public purse alone over £14 million ($17.8 million, €16.4 million or درهم65.5 million) via funds allocated to a London based crime room.

     

    Reported as an ‘exclusive’ by The Sun yesterday under the headline “MADDIE ROADBLOCK,” the paper’s Aliki Kraterou suggested:

     

    “Cops have spent the past two weeks analysing items discovered during the search in the Barragem do Arade reservoir in Portugal, 30 miles from where three-year-old Madeleine went missing.”

     

    “Sources close to the case say none of the items have thrown up any new clues… Despite using some of the most high-tech forensic kit available none of the items have proved to be of use. It feels like a bit of a roadblock has been hit.”

     

    Given that this three day “scour” of a reservoir has again produced no proof that the evil, vile rapist Christian Brueckner as having no provable link to this matter, isn’t it simply now time to reallocate the money wasted to actually searching for missing people capable of genuinely, actually being found?

     

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    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Are you surprised that wasteful search of Barragem do Arade reservoir, Portugal – attended even by Operation Grange detectives again at expense of British public- has thus far produced no new evidence in case of ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann?” By 11:30am on Monday 26th June, the very clear majority of respondents favoured the answer: “No; yet more wasted £££.”
    Christian Brueckner VW Campervan
    Soil samples taken from the May 2023 search site have been compared to those found in ‘Christian B’s’ VW campervan amongst other things. As of date, nothing conclusive linking the evil rapist German criminal to the daughter of two doctors has been found. Yet again, with such news comes further questions as to why the Metropolitan Police, German police and Portuguese police continue to waste resources on a case that hasn’t been in 16 years in spite of the vast sums of money floating around in connection with it.

    Missing Madeleine – Questions STILL without Answers… £14 million wasted on Operation Grange… Why continue? Why waste more? Why not help others?

    Many questions about what happened on the evening of the disappearance of Madeleine McCann remain. Some that have been highlighted by the press and discussed online include:

     

    • Why did Kate McCann refuse to answer 48 questions put to her by the Portuguese police?

     

    • Why were certain records of phone calls on the evening of the disappearance “whoosh-clunked” from the memories of the phones of Mr and Mrs McCann and the ‘Tapas 7’?

     

    • Why were relevant mobile phone records never handed over to the authorities in spite of them potentially being useful to the search?

     

    • Why did the couple not use the babysitting service on offer in the holiday resort on the evening of 3rd May 2007 when they went out on the razzle dazzle with friends?

     

    • Why was the door to the apartment – which opened directly onto a public highway – left unlocked with three children aged under three years old alone inside?

     

    • Why did a British sniffer dog sense the smell of a corpse in a cupboard in the apartment from which Madeleine McCann disappeared?

     

    • Why did a sniffer dog also supposedly sense the smell of a corpse in a vehicle hired by the couple a month after the disappearance of their daughter?

     

    • Why did the McCanns repeatedly try to discredit the work of the sniffer dogs and their handlers?

     

     

     

    • Why have the McCanns attempted to ‘gag’ anyone who disputes their version of events – most especially Gonçalo Amaral?

     

    • Why, given over £14 million has been spent on this search to date, has nobody come forward with any sighting of ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann given the very, very substantial rewards on offer?

     

    The scene of the wasteful May 2023 search – Barragem do Arade reservoir near the town of Silves in the Algarve, about 25 miles (40 kilometres) from Praia da Luz where Madeleine disappeared aged three from her family’s holiday apartment on 3rd May 2007…

    Missing Maddie – A story that simply does NOT make sense and a tale of a misallocation of resources when countless others remain missing…

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    Missing still yet little to no police resources for their cases… Ben Needham disappeared in Kos, Greece on the 24th July 1991 aged 1 and his mother gets little help for her search; Martin Allen disappeared in London on 5th November 1979 aged 15 and though his brother, Kevin, keeps the case in the public eye as much as he can, he gets little to no help from the Metropolitan Police. Why won’t the police consider reallocating resources away from Operation Grange towards the search for other missing people? £14 million has been wasted for nothing, after all. What are they hiding?
    A sense of priorities… Madeleine McCann on a tennis court prior to her ‘disappearance’ in May 2007 and her parents out running near the resort she ‘disappeared’ in the days after her ‘disappearance.’
    A sense of priorities… Madeleine McCann on a tennis court prior to her ‘disappearance’ in May 2007 and her parents out running near the resort she ‘disappeared’ in the days after her ‘disappearance.’
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    Living-it-up… Gerry McCann enjoying a round of golf (left); Kate McCann at Downing Street, London hobnobbing with Missing People CEO Martin Houghton-Brown, the Duchess of Gloucester and the then Home Secretary Theresa May on 23rd May 2012 (right).
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    Brown nosing with a ragbag of rotten rubbish… Amongst those to have supported the McCanns have been especially gobby attention seekers including job wrecker Sir Richard Branson, “Chanel-clad” charity begins at home tin banger Baroness (Catherine) Meyer and her pompous arsehole late ex-husband Sir Christopher Meyer and job wrecking grabber Sir Philip Green.
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    Pictured above – Since croaked paedophile Sir Clement Freud (right) lunched with Gerry (left) and Kate McCann in Praia da Luz in Portugal in July 2007, two months after their daughter’s disappearance. Mrs McCann later praised the risotto as “the best she’d ever tasted.” Pictured below: Ghislaine Maxwell pictured at the launch of a book about Sir Clement’s brother, Lucian, titled ‘Breakfast With Lucian’ in 2013 by Geordie Greig. Also in the image are Nicholas Coleridge, Piers Morgan, an unknown child, Geordie Greig and Ariadne Calvo-Platero.
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    In 2009, private investigators for Gerry and Kate McCann issued an E-FIT to the media of a woman they believed could be “potentially significant” to their investigation. She has never been found, but, speculation online (entirely unproven as accurate thus far) has regularly included: “She looks remarkably like Ghislaine Maxwell.” There is no suggestion that this is one and the same woman, but it would be ever so helpful if the convicted nonce sex trafficker Miss Maxwell came forward and cleared this up for once and for all.
    In December 2017, when £11 million of British taxpayers’ money had been spent towards the search for ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann, 86% of viewers of ITV1’s ‘Loose Women’ said the public purse should cease to fund the investigation. Now, in January 2023, with that sum now well in excess of £14 million (aside from the millions in private money also), it is time to allocate resources to the search for missing people who actually can be found, we would suggest. Shouldn’t 2023, when many suffer because of the cost-of-living crisis, be the time that this pointless waste of funds finally ends?
  • Prince of Darkness & Prince of Paedo Ponzis – Sir Keir Starmer Should Scuttle Peter Mandelson

    Prince of Darkness & Prince of Paedo Ponzis – Sir Keir Starmer Should Scuttle Peter Mandelson

    As ‘Prince of Darkness’ Peter Mandelson gets sucked further into the scandals of the Ponzi scheming paedo Jeffrey Epstein, isn’t it time that Sir Keir Starmer got a bloody grip and sent him packing?

    Sir Keir Starmer is standing in front of an open goal. Similarly to where Tony Blair was in 1997, he faces the ‘modern day John Major’ –a man sinking in sleaze and scandal in the form of blubbering school boy-like Rishi Sunak – and yet instead of kicking into it, this blithering buffoon still fails to score.

     

    Today, with news that one of his close advisors, The Right Honourable The Lord Mandelson PC, has for the third time been dragged into scandal comes proof that Sir Keir simply is a man of, at the very least, very poor judgment. Baroness Thatcher, as PM, excused Alan Clark’s “naughtiness” including bedding not only a judge’s wife but also his two daughters and Sir John let his slug-like old mucker David Mellor off for his sexual antics, but, it must be remembered, such occurred in the days before social media’s rise to prominence.

     

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    Pictured top – Ex Barclays CEO Jes Staley (left) and (top right and bottom right) Peter Mandelson with Sir Keir Starmer and Jeffrey Epstein.

     

    Today on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “With further revelations about Peter Mandelson’s continued association with Jeffrey Epstein AFTER the Ponzi scheming paedophile was first charged with sexual offences against underage girls, should Sir Keir Starmer continue utilising ‘The Prince of Darkness’ as an adviser?” By 11:30am on Thursday 22nd June 2023, the very clear majority of respondents favoured the answer: “No; Mandelson is rotten.”
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    Seven Questions Lord Mandelson Ought To Answer…

    In January 2009, Peter Mandelson called Jeffrey Epstein in the Palm Beach Stockade (jail) that Mr. Epstein had inhabited after pleading guilty to procuring a minor for sexual abuse. This phone conversation was reported by UK national broadcaster Channel 4 on the Dispatches programme aired in October 2019.

     

    During the phone call, Mandelson sought Epstein’s assistance to set up a meeting with Jamie Dimon of JP Morgan Chase & Co. The sex offender referred to Mandelson by a nickname (‘Petie’) during the conversation.

     

    “I must say I was astonished that a British cabinet minister at that time, probably the most powerful man other than the Prime Minister, was calling Jeffrey in jail to make an appointment, to seek an appointment with a very powerful banker in New York,” a whistle-blower subsequently told Dispatches.

     

    Accompanying an iPetition – which has been signed by nearly 2,800 people since it was posted in December 2021 – someone named Petra Malkovich asked seven questions. They were:

     

    How can it be justified that Lord Mandelson called a convicted child abuser in jail?

     

    In 2012, Peter Mandelson declared in a statement posted on the website of the TerraMar Project, an ostensible charity set up by Ghislaine Maxwell with financial support from Jeffrey Epstein, that he was “supporting” Ms. Maxwell’s organisation. U.S. law enforcement contend that the TerraMar Project was a fake charity slush fund for victims of Maxwell-and-Epstein’s sex trafficking operation.

     

    How can it be justified that Lord Mandelson publicly supported Ghislaine Maxwell’s alleged ‘fake charity slush fund’ for victims of sex trafficking?

     

    On December 27th 2005, Peter Mandelson took part in a shopping trip with Jeffrey Epstein in Saint Barthélemys (photos published by the Daily Mail on August 30th 2019).

     

    Peter Mandelson by this time had “known [Jeffrey Epstein] for several years, having previously once visited his Caribbean island for a holiday – when neither Epstein nor any of the girls were there,” the Daily Mail reported. Mandelson’s partner was also present for the earlier visit, according to eyewitness Cathy Alexander.

     

    How can it be justified that Lord Mandelson socialised in person and discussed business in person with Jeffrey Epstein on multiple occasions [refer also to the events below]?

     

    On a date falling after August 2006 and before June 30th 2008, Lord Mandelson paid a social visit to Jeffrey Epstein at the sex trafficker’s mansion in Paris [see the photo above].

     

    At some point during this rendezvous in Paris of unknown duration, Mandelson and Epstein celebrated a birthday together – seemingly Epstein’s (Epstein was born on January 20th, which could point to the photo having been taken in either January 2007 or January 2008).

     

    Epstein and Mandelson were joined for this birthday celebration by an as-yet-unnamed individual described in the press as an Epstein “staff member.”

     

    How can it be justified that Lord Mandelson socialised with Jeffrey Epstein at the sex trafficker’s Paris residence after Epstein had already been charged with a sex crime (procuring a woman for prostitution)?

     

    In March 2011, Virginia Roberts (now Virginia Giuffre) told the Mail on Sunday that Peter Mandelson had visited Jeffrey Epstein at his New York townhouse near Central Park, attending a dinner party with the sex trafficker. “I assumed they were in business together,” she recalled.

     

    How can it be justified that Lord Mandelson socialised and/or discussed business with Jeffrey Epstein in the same building from which Mr Epstein was operating his sex trafficking, paedophilia and blackmail operation with Ghislaine Maxwell, with minors routinely sexually assaulted on the premises by Mr Epstein?

     

    In January 2001, Peter Mandelson joined his friend Kevin Spacey at the Old Vic theatre in London, becoming an Associate Director in or before this date (Daily Telegraph, January 5 2001). Spacey had joined the board of the Old Vic Theatre Trust 2000 just a few weeks earlier, in November 2000.

     

    In 2002, Ghislaine Maxwell, another of Mr. Spacey’s close friends, accompanied the Hollywood star on a private tour of Buckingham Palace led by Prince Andrew. Mr. Spacey was using his tenure at the Old Vic to serially sexually assault young actors – at least 20 – with most of the allegations relating to the period up to 2009.

     

    How can it be explained that Lord Mandelson was so closely involved with Kevin Spacey and the Old Vic during the period of widespread sexual abuse concerned, yet encountered no reports of these recurring serious sexual abuse episodes involving his friend and colleague?

     

    In or before 2013, Peter Mandelson was brought on to the board of the Alfred Herrhausen Society of Deutsche Bank, according to a July 14 2013 report in ‘Der Spiegel’ of Germany. The report identified Anshu Jain as the executive responsible for Mandelson’s appointment. Deutsche Bank executives approved Jeffrey Epstein as a client in 2013 and then kept working with him.

     

    “[In 2013] Deutsche Bank was aggressively expanding its U.S. wealth management business under its new co-chief executive, Anshu Jain… Deutsche Bank executives ignored repeated red flags, including suspiciously large cash withdrawals and 120 wire transfers totaling $2.65 million to women with Eastern European surnames,” the New York Times reported.

     

    Subsequently, Mr Jain “was forced to step down from the top job at Deutsche Bank after a series of regulatory mishaps.” In 2017 Mr Jain was hired by Jeffrey Epstein’s next-door-neighbour, Howard Lutnick of Cantor Fitzgerald, whose sister, Edie Lutnick, was (in common with Mandelson) a prominent self-declared supporter of Ghislaine Maxwell’s ‘TerraMar Project’ charity.

     

    How can it be explained that Lord Mandelson was closely involved at Deutsche Bank with the rogue DB executive who was financially enabling Jeffrey Epstein in the exact same period?

     

  • “Are You OK?” – The Most Pointless, Stupid Question Of 2023?

    “Are You OK?” – The Most Pointless, Stupid Question Of 2023?

    Will “are you OK?” and “are you really OK?” become the two defining questions of 2023 asks a very much unenthused Matthew Steeples

    Blubbering bore Dr Ranj Singh is quite the opposite of the queue jumping blaggart bore Holly Willoughby; he, in fact, is far more and should go down in history as nothing but a blatant bandwagon jumping bore.

     

    Writing for The Guardian this morning, the dippy doctor – who seems to be all too keen to join ‘the club’ frequented by the likes of Sir Elton John, Stephen Fry and Alexa Chung –  embraced self-centred, selfishness whilst on his promotional tour for his bag of bilge How to Be a Boy book and declared:

     

    “I don’t just casually inquire: ‘Are you OK?’ I go the extra mile and ask: ‘Are you really OK?’ This simple question serves as a powerful reminder to myself to delve deeper into the wellbeing of others. It urges me to push past surface-level responses and genuinely listen, to really understand the emotions and challenges that someone may be grappling with. It compels me to embrace kindness.”

     

    Clearly clinging to the coattails of Willoughby, who asked exactly the same tripe when returning to ITV1’s This Morning after the whole scandal of Phillip Schofield had imploded, here is a berk-not-a-boy who also moaned about his “own struggles” with “stress, anxiety and burnout.”

     

    Going further Dr Singh bleated: “And as an adult… I may bear the scars, but I also have the skills and insight to know what to do and how to deal with it.” Perhaps this prized pillock could write that on a postcard. Perhaps also, he could then post it to Phillip Schofield.

     

    Editor’s note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

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    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Is ‘are you OK?’ and ‘are you really OK’ going to become the idiotic not-really-meant sentiment that 2023 will be forever remembered for?” By 11:30am on Wednesday 21st June 2023, the majority of respondents favoured the answer: “No; cancel them all.”
  • Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Elton… Sir Elton John Should Shut His Trap About Phillip Schofield

    Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Elton… Sir Elton John Should Shut His Trap About Phillip Schofield

    Matthew Steeples suggests ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’ crooner Sir Elton John should stick to tinkling on the ivories and shut-up about the liar and deceiver Phillip Schofield

    One can always rely on the land of olive oil loving Sir Elton John and his titleless ‘Call Me Lady John’ hubby David Furnish to stick his oar in and to do just so when he’s about to say “Goodbye!” (until the next time he desires a top-up on the wonga-wonga front) is indeed highly predictable.

     

    This time, prior to bashing out a few of his tunes – and don’t get me wrong, I do think he’s exceptionally good at that – at Glastonbury, the Tiny Dancer hitmaker has gone all Cliff Richard. This time, he’s to be found whining about the treatment of the confirmed liar and deceiver of both his former employers and his own family, the pugnacious queue jumper Phillip Schofield.

     

    Before heading off to “tinkle on the ivories” in a muddy field in Somerset, Sir Elton – who also, it seems, has yet to have headed off on a private jet for an annual moan-athon about the meddling media at his “art riddled” £15 million ‘Yellow Palace’ near Nice with the mendacious meddler formerly known as Meghan Markle down – has shared his thoughts on the ‘Mr X’ scandal at ITV1’s This Morning and raged to the Radio Times:

     

    “I feel that the Phillip Schofield thing has been totally homophobic. If it was a straight guy in a fling with a young woman, it wouldn’t even make the papers.”

     

    Sir Elton is, of course, wrong; the scandal of ‘Schofegate’ is not about homophobia, but instead, in fact, about a liar and a deceiver who decided to tell blatant porky pies to his bosses about his relationship with a young chap he first met when that young chap was aged somewhere between 10 and 15 years old (depending on which sources you believe).

     

    This, also, is a scandal about a self-declared “veteran” tellybox host who also conducted a sexual relationship with that youngster in the very dressing rooms on ITV’s premises and continued thereafter to tell porky pies about such until he was finally about to be exposed. If anyone else – straight, gay or there otherwise – had done such in their workplace, they’d quite rightly be fired. Today, bandwagon jumping media hater Sir Elton and his soppy sidekick David Furnish might do well to be reminded of just that.

     

    Editor’s note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

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    Amol Rajan’s BBC interview with the most definitely not sorry crybaby Phillip Schofield first aired on Friday 2nd June 2023. Clearly, the Pinner, Middlesex born singer, pianist and composer formerly known as Reginald Kenneth Dwight didn’t like the reaction to this
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    The late Alan Clark once said of Michael Heseltine: “An arriviste, certainly, who can’t shoot straight and in Jopling’s damning phrase ‘bought all his own furniture,’ but who at any rate seeks the cachet. All the nouves in the party think he is the real thing.” David Furnish would love a title, but like his wealthy chum The Right Honourable The Lord Lebedev of Hampton in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and of Siberia in the Russian Federation (or ‘Evgeny ‘Two Beards’ to his mates and a man who got a title courtesy of another of their chummy ‘club,’ Boris Johnson), he is able to buy rather a lot of furnishings courtesy of his husband’s estimated £375 million fortune.
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    Sir Elton John and his titleless husband – whom, if you’d believe his April 2016 whining to the ‘Daily Mail’s’ Sebastian Shakespeare, would like to be called ‘Lady John’ – like to spend as much time as possible with Prince Charles’ second son and his avaricious wife. The non-working royals like to sponge off the very, very, very rich popstar and his hubby and, let’s be honest, they wouldn’t be clinging to their coattails if they the 75-year-old old geezer and his 16-year-younger sidekick were living in a council house in Peckham.
  • Pillock Peer Pulled-Up – Former Policeman Lord Paddick Moaning About £342 Per Day House Of Lords ‘Working Conditions’ Is Laughable

    Pillock Peer Pulled-Up – Former Policeman Lord Paddick Moaning About £342 Per Day House Of Lords ‘Working Conditions’ Is Laughable

    That the policeman turned peer Lord Paddick is moaning about “working conditions” in the £342 per day allowance paid House of Lords is laughable and ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples

    A minute, it seems, in the age of social media, is now a long time in politics and this morning with news that – if he’d not quit before he’d gotten pushed – Boris Johnson would have been chucked out of the House of Commons for 90 days for his lies comes proof that too many were fooled by this charlatan for far too long.

     

    Yesterday, however, elsewhere on Twitter, another politician proved himself utterly ludicrous when he whined and whinged about his working hours being too long. In spite of being able to access a daily allowance rate of an astonishing £342 per day for sitting from 11am only, former policeman turned prattling pillock Lord Paddick moaned:

     

    “Last night I got home from @UKHouseofLords 4 hours earlier than the night before…10:30pm instead of 2:30am. 11am start today, predicted 10pm finish, plus all the preparation time. I’m 65, many colleagues are older. This is unsustainable. So tired.”

     

    The openly gay Liberal Democrat and one-time I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! contestant then added:

     

    “My point is, you cannot expect to have proper scrutiny of the government under such circumstances.”

     

    Showing himself as completely out-of-touch with a public living with the catastrophic calamity of the cost-of-living crisis, the deputy assistant commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Service between 2003 and 2007 was met with deserved public outrage.

     

    Of a Liberal Democrat candidate for Mayor of London who saw his share of the vote slip from 9.8% when he first stood in 2008 to just 4.2% when he stood for a second time in 2012, the former Tory minister Steve Norris observed: “You were happy enough to take the peerage, Brian. Bit rich to start complaining about the workload when you’re only in your mid-60s. You could retire, but of course you’d keep the title.”

     

    Others, going further added: “Cry me a river!” whilst one, going by the name Jay, raged of a man known for somewhat curious views on narcotics: “Is on he on drugs or something?” Clearly illustrating that Lord Paddick – whom took a fee of sum unknown from The Mail on Sunday in February 2023 and also recently declared a contact with the “Are you OK?” folk at ITV Studios – has made an utter berk of himself, another, Russell Hart, pointedly added: “If you haven’t got the mental and physical capacity, maybe you shouldn’t be sitting in a law setting chamber.”

     

    Turning back to the equally work-shy Boris Johnson being quite rightly condemned and being made out as a ludicrous liar and a disgraceful deceiver akin to Phillip Schofield, on the BBC News channel this morning, respected journalist Sir Max Hastings – a onetime supporter turned now dedicated critic of the former Prime Minister – declared:

     

    “What has happened to Boris Johnson is a result of his own conduct… The ‘Trump defence’ or the ‘Berlusconi defence’… I called him ‘morally bankrupt’ in The Times the other day.”

     

    “I think it is a moment of truth for the Conservative party and the British people? Do we want to go the Trump route, the Berlusconi route, where we’re guided by celebrity culture?”

     

    “I think it is vital for the future of the Conservative party and the British public that we say that: ‘The truth matters’… I don’t hate Boris Johnson, he is what he has always been, the dog who does what he does to the British lamppost.”

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

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    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Is Brian Paddick correct in whining about working conditions in the House of Lords being ‘unsustainable’ and causing him to be ‘so tired’ given members can claim upto £342 per day?” By 11:30am on Thursday 15th June 2023, the very, very clear majority of respondents (60%) favoured the answer: “No; he should quit” whilst a further 36.8% plumped for the response: “No; he should like or lump it.”
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    “So tired” Brian Paddick’s ironically titled book ‘Line of Fire’ might now deservedly come back to bite him in his clearly not-so-sorry bum. After making such a prized pillock of himself, isn’t it time he just took a permanent leave of absence from the Palace of Westminster that clearly so exhausts him?
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    Illustrating himself as completely out-of-touch with reality, the self-declared “he/him” Lord Paddick remarked: “I think it’s going really well” in response to the many calling him out. Responding ‘StillJill’ observed: “Surprised [Brian’s] got the time or energy to tweet. He must be exhausted, poor bugger.”
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    Brian Paddick has been known even to tweet pictures of himself topless on occasions. Surely, such activity must be very tiring for him; it’s certainly not something anyone would actually want to see in spite of him declaring one such image as being shared because of “popular demand.” Frankly, here is a man who should stop moaning and instead find himself, at the very least, a dressing gown.
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    As a policeman, this self-promoting self-declared fan of the concept of anarchy received much criticism. He now declares that his interests in parliament include nationality, rights, asylum, immigration, crime, justice, civil law, London, Norway and the USA. Given how “tired” he is, perhaps he’d do better to retire and do some gardening.
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    In November 2008, Lord Paddick went participated in ITV1’s ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’ Now, aside from being “tired,” he also finds the time to hire himself out as a speaker for the AAE Speakers agency. His fee is not declared on this American firm’s website, but no doubt he can keep himself awake when a big budget booking arrives.

    Twitter reacts to Brian Paddick’s ludicrous and laughable tweet…

  • Put A Sock In It Platell – Amanda Platell v Amanda Holden

    Put A Sock In It Platell – Amanda Platell v Amanda Holden

    Matthew Steeples argues that the acid tongued Aussie Amanda Platell should put a sock in it and apologise for her disgraceful attack on the lovely lady that is Amanda Holden

    Acid tongued Aussie harpy Amanda Platell once described Twitter trolls as “evil” in spite of herself repeatedly referencing her thankfully now croaked paedophile chum Rolf Harris as a “dear friend” and a “kind and generous man.”

     

    Beyond evil Harris’s victims – amongst them children as young as just 7-years-old at the time he raped and abused them – most certainly would not agree with that, but as is typical for pugnacious Platell, this warbling wack job had to weigh in on the matter of the sordid Phillip Schofield scandal; a scandal that involves a “boy” the now disgraced 63-year-old telly box twerp met when he was somewhere in the range of just 10 to 15 years old.

     

    In launching a completely uncalled for attack on the lovely lady that is Amanda Holden, always angry Platell – who nastily declared that “the real gay marriage bigots are its intolerant supporters” in the Daily Mail in March 2014 and blubbed that creepy Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard didn’t “deserve [a] lurid trial by television” in August that year – has today shown herself again as totally out of touch. In her thankfully only once weekly column, this tyrannical tripe teller raged:

     

    “Only someone with a very cold heart could have made such fun of Holly Willoughby when she appeared on the ITV sofa on Monday.”

     

    “Solo, without Phillip Schofield, her This Morning co-host since 2009, Holly began by asking: ‘Firstly, are you OK?’ Clearly she wasn’t, as her normally smiling face was frozen with fear. After the departure of her friend and colleague Schofield, she had been left to carry the can.”

     

    “Then up popped Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, also a famous fabulously rich TV presenter, brutally mocking her.”

     

    “Talk about sisterly compassion. Holden took to Instagram, put on a white outfit mimicking Holly’s frock on the show and, in an awful parody, smirkingly asked: ‘Firstly, are you OK?’ and then repeated the phrase on her radio show Heart FM.”

     

    “Which just leaves you thinking, why would you want to kick a good woman when she’s down?”

     

    “Holden’s behaviour was disgraceful. She’s a professional hard-working mum just like Holly. Surely there might have been a scintilla of feeling in her heart. Doesn’t appear so.”

     

    “Your actions and words on social media tell a different truth — and it’s about someone who’s frankly quite nasty.”

     

    “She deserved sympathy, not humiliation by Holden. It’s no coincidence Amanda resembles actress Rachel McAdams… who played gleefully vicious Regina in hit movie Mean Girls.”

     

    Poisonous pen Platell – whose many other ‘historic offences’ include having claimed that the grubby groper and now ex-MP Charlie Elphicke was being subjected to “blatant injustice” after his “step too far” conviction in September 2020 for sexual offences – is the only one who has repeatedly acted disgracefully. It is time for Lord Rothermere to act; it is time for Lord Rothermere and DMGT to sack the vilest villain. That villain? Amanda Platell.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Was paedophile Rolf Harris’s one-time dear chum Amanda Platell justified in having a pop at Amanda Holden in the ‘Daily Mail’ this morning over her treatment of queuejumping Holly Willoughby? He added the following hashtags: #AmandaHolden #AmandaPlatell #HollyWillougby #PhillipSchofield #ThisMorning #RolfHarris #ScumMedia and by 11:30m on Saturday 10th June 2023, the majority of respondents understandably favoured the answer: “No; Holden speaks for all.”
    Rolf Harris innocent by Amanda Platell
    In April 2013, William Hague’s former spin doctor provided indication of what filth and scum she truly is when she wrote: “I know Rolf as a kind and generous man. I also know from past experience that, at times like this, you stand by your friends. That’s why I pray not only that he is proven innocent, but also that he can survive what is to come… I fervently hope that, in due course, Rolf will be able to put these dark days behind him.” Given Harris was subsequently proven to be a noxious nonce, again, today, I say: “Shame on Amanda Platell.”
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    Platell is a fan of both the convicted Australian paedophile Rolf Harris and his off-the-scale weird chum Sir Cliff Richard.
    Convicted-sex-offender-Charlie-Elphicke-and-wife-Natalie-Elphicke-MP
    She has also ludicrously come out in support of the “I’m a naughty Tory” MP turned convicted sex offender and groper Charlie Elphicke’s sentence having been reduced. Ludicrously of the disgraced politician and his replacement as MP for Dover (whom just happens to be his very own wife, Natalie), Plattell remarked: “I cannot help wondering whether, had Elphicke not been a high-profile Tory MP, he would have been treated so harshly. My worry is that this disproportionate punishment feeds into the notion that all women are victims who live in constant fear of sexual assault, and all men villains. We are not, they are not. And a woman such as Natalie Elphicke who stands up against such blatant injustice should be applauded, not pilloried.”
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    Phillip Schofield’s chummy interviewer Amol Rajan was condemned by the angry Australian as having “conned her” and “reduced [her two hours of contributions to his programme] to less than two minutes of selective quotes.” She claimed “I was being used to bolster Meghan’s case” and added she was “misled” and “badly treated.”
    Amanda Platell
    In addition to penning puerile poison for the ‘Daily Mail,’ here is a woman with a penchant for appearing on television to share her nonsense. In her column today, this haranguing harpy also asked: “Is there anything that can’t be blamed on global warming?”, had a pop at Prince Charles, celebrated his “friend” Richard Madeley’s “heartache” for his ‘pissed-up’ wife Judy Finnigan and claimed the British economy to be “booming” and life to be “almost back to normal.” Just another day in the life of a truly nasty piece of toerag…
  • High Court Harry – “Sword of truth, shield of justice” depiction of delusional Duke of Sussex

    High Court Harry – “Sword of truth, shield of justice” depiction of delusional Duke of Sussex

    Artist parades work depicting Prince Harry in Jonathan Aitken “sword of truth and shield of justice” type fashion as the rabid ranting royal arrives at the High Court in London reports Matthew Steeples

    Pugnacious pillock Prince Harry’s arrival at the High Court in London this morning was not without incident. After successfully managing to avoid a “near catastrophic” car crash, but unsurprisingly not managing to hit speeds of 80-miles-per-hour-plus in his rather ritzy Range Rover as it trundled slowly through the city’s traffic either, the Duke of Sussex found himself confronted by tonnes of ‘paps’ and just a trickle of ‘fans’ outside the building’s entrance.

     

    Also joining the merry ‘throng’ he so loves to hate, an elderly gentleman paraded up and down with a canvas. It was presumably painted by his very own fair hand and featured the mendacious menace formerly known as Meghan Markle depicted as a woman in a wedding dress on a donkey. Accompanying this total ‘ass’ in an image that wouldn’t look out of place for sale on the railings of Green Park on a soggy Sunday, hapless hubby was shown shoeless, in a loin cloth and wielding a spear.

     

    Whether the ‘artist’ intended the weapon included to reinterpret King Charles III’s second son’s Jonathan Aitken-style “sword of truth and shield of justice” battle with The Guardian from back in 1995 is unknown, but it certainly did the job of portraying a royal headed into battle.

     

    As the aforementioned OAP went back and forth, the snappers snapped and the Twitterati went wild. One social media user, observing of the spectacle, remarked in Line of Duty style: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey!” Another added: “I think it’s fair to say this man and his Mary and Joseph canvas are upstaging the Prince Harry trial!”

     

    Supporters of the magic mushroom, cocaine and booze loving renegade royal, however, took great umbrage at the jovial jester outside the court house. One especially delusional example – supposedly called ‘Maya’ and tweeting under the handle @franzicake – raged: “Surely this is causing civil arrest? Arrest [the artist] like the police did with the anti-King Charles III placard holders. #PrinceHarry #CharlesTheCruel #racistroyalfamily #WeStandWithPrinceHarry.”

     

    In court itself, aside from whinging and whining, very predictably, ‘HazBeen’ – who was at one point told to “speak up” by Mr Justice Fancourt – answered any question he didn’t like with a standard: “You’d have to ask the journalists.”

     

    Goodness knows what is to follow from this pathetic pillock but whatever he says will only reveal that this donkey-like dickhead has yet to realise that, like Jesus, when you’re in search of a manger, it’s best not to upset the hostelry host. It is indeed time now that Prince William’s brother piped down instead of playing up. It is indeed time also that he instead put his donkey out to pasture; it is indeed time as well that his marauding maniac wife did the same. Enough simply is enough; Prince Harry has today already failed with the court of public opinion; we can only now hope the court of Mr Justice Fancourt will deem just the same.

     

    For those wishing to follow developments in the case of HRH Duke of Sussex v Mirror Group Newspapers Limited, The Guardian’s Jim Waterson is serving-up a ‘live’ commentary from inside the court. Whilst cameras are not present, wouldn’t it be wonderful to be a fly on the wall as the blubbing bore Prince Harry spills his guts and finally gets the grilling he so deserves?

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    Today on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Is Prince Harry proving himself the modern day ‘sword of justice, shield of truth’ Jonathan Aitken-like anti-press campaigner at the High Court in London or is he just making a total bloody berk of himself?” By 1pm on Tuesday 6th June 2023, the majority of respondents favoured the answer: “Berk; delusional/deranged.”
    On Twitter, someone going by the name of Oliver Whitfield-Miočić (who claims to work for Talk TV) declared: “The cartoonist Kaya Mar has just turned up with a painting of the Duchess of Sussex riding a donkey led by Prince Harry carrying a spear and a leafy loin cloth. [The cartoonist] said: ‘Yesterday, I couldn’t come because my donkey had jet lag.’”

    The Most Gingery Bits… Parts of the 49-page witness statement to the court from the Duke of Sussex:

    “You start off as a blank canvas while they work out what kind of person you are and what kind of problems and temptations you might have. They then start to edge you towards playing the role or roles that suit them best and which sells as many newspapers as possible, especially if you are the ‘spare’ to the ‘heir’. You’re then either the ‘playboy prince’, the ‘failure’, the ‘drop out’ or, in my case, the ‘thicko,’ the ‘cheat,’ the ‘underage drinker,’ the ‘irresponsible drug taker,’ the list goes on.”

     

    “As a teenager and in my early twenties, I ended up feeling as though I was playing up to a lot of the headlines and stereotypes that they wanted to pin on me mainly because I thought that, if they are printing this rubbish about me and people were believing it, I may as well ‘do the crime’, so to speak. It was a downward spiral, whereby the tabloids would constantly try and coax me, a ‘damaged’ young man, into doing something stupid that would make a good story and sell lots of newspapers. Looking back on it now, such behaviour on their part is utterly vile.

     

    “I always felt as if the tabloids wanted me to be single, as I was much more interesting to them and sold more newspapers.”

     

    “The thought of Piers Morgan and his band of journalists earwigging into my mother’s private and sensitive messages (in the same way as they have me) and then having given her a ‘nightmare time’ three months prior to her death in Paris, makes me feel physically sick and even more determined to hold those responsible, including Mr Morgan, accountable for their vile and entirely unjustified behaviour.”

     

    “Unfortunately, as a consequence of me bringing my Mirror Group claim, both myself and my wife have been subjected to a barrage of horrific personal attacks and intimidation from Piers Morgan, who was the Editor of the Daily Mirror between 1995 and 2004, presumably in retaliation and in the hope that I will back down, before being able to hold him properly accountable for his unlawful activity towards both me and my mother during his editorship.”

     

    “I had just turned 20, and like most 20 year-olds, I wanted to go out and socialise. However, everywhere I went, the paparazzi seemed to turn up even though efforts were always being made to conceal where I was going.”

     

    “I had to walk out, hold my head high and just try to push past and get in the car. On rare occasions I even hid in the boot…”

     

    “The paparazzi had me surrounded, their arms in my face. They don’t take photographs like you’d expect, it’s just their arms stretched out pushing a button, taking hundreds of photographs all at once with the flash in your face. I couldn’t even see where I was going. As I reached the car, I could hear taunting, I was being egged on for a reaction, knowing I’d been out and had a few drinks. A camera hit me across my nose as I was opening the door, I turned, grabbed the nearest camera to me and shoved it backwards.”

     

    “I always wondered, when walking into a room of unknown people, whether they had read all these stories and what judgment they had already formed based on what they’d read in the tabloids Whatever advantage people claimed I had by walking into a room as ‘Prince Harry’ was immediately flipped on its head, because I was facing judgments and opinions based on what had been reported about me, true or not. I expected people to be thinking ‘he’s obviously going to fail this test, because he’s a thicko.’”

     

    “Having seen me grow up from a baby (being born into this ‘contractual relationship’ without any choice) and scrutinised my every move, the tabloids have known the challenges and mental health struggles that I have had to deal with throughout my childhood and adult life and for them to then play on that and use it to their own advantage, I think is, well, criminal.”

     

    “I have never been the named account holder for any mobile that I have had and have almost never received a phone bill.”

     

    “I remember on multiple occasions hearing a voicemail for the first time that wasn’t ‘new,’ but I don’t remember thinking that it was particularly unusual – I would simply put it down to perhaps a technical glitch, as mobile phones were still relatively new back then, or even just having too many drinks the night before (and having forgotten that I’d listened to it).”

     

    Elizabeth Cook court artist David Sherborne Mr Justice Fancourt Duke of Sussex 6th June 2023
    At 12:26pm on 6th June, Jim Waterson for ‘The Guardian’ provided a ‘live’ update accompanied by an image. The caption read: “A sketch by court artist Elizabeth Cook has been released. It shows her depiction of the Duke of Sussex with his counsel David Sherborne and the judge, Mr Justice Fancourt looking on. Accredited journalists have access to a live feed of proceedings as well as access to the court room, and I can say Harry looks less hungover in real life.”

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  • Bring Them Back – International Missing Children’s Day 2023

    Bring Them Back – International Missing Children’s Day 2023

    On International Missing Children’s Day 2023, Matthew Steeples reminds readers of missing children whose cases aren’t getting the disproportionate resources misallocated to that of the search for Madeleine McCann

    Today is International Missing Children’s Day and though I don’t generally have time for days-for-this-and-days-for-that – for God’s sake, there’s even a World Tripe Day, an International Carrot Day and a World Toilet Day – given The Steeple Times’ support of the families of several missing youngsters, we once again highlight their stories.

     

    At a time when Metropolitan Police officers have been sent to ‘observe’ yet another search of a reservoir in Portugal by Portuguese officers at the behest of German authorities that was last scoured in 2008 in the pointless £14 million already wasted Madeleine McCann case, the public ought today be reminded that there are many other cases that could actually be solved that utterly disgracefully get little-to-no assistance.

     

    Having moved from supporting a ‘charity’ in the mid 2000s named Parents & Abducted Children Together (PACT) that I later discovered allocated more of its resources to the pay of its founder, the then Lady Meyer, than to searching for vanished children, I came into contact with others who’ve tirelessly searched for their lost children and brothers and sisters. They did so without seeking fame and fortune; they did so out of genuine care and dedication to discovering truth.

     

    Today, if you have time take a moment to find a way to support those out there who go missing each year. In February this year, iNews reported that “170,000 people are reported missing ever year” and that “there are 353,000 reported missing incidents every year.” Of these, “nearly 215,000 are children.” It’s not just Madeleine McCann who remains ‘missing;’ there are hundreds of thousands of others.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    Pictured Top (left to right) – Missing without trace for far too long and leaving families lacking closure; Luke Durbin, Ben Needham and Martin Allen.

     

    Luke Gosden
    Disappeared, not found for 15 years, 8 months and 6 days – This morning on Twitter, South Yorkshire Police reminded the public of the case of Andrew Gosden (born 10th July 1993), a young man who has been missing since 14th September 2007. They stated: “Our thoughts are with his family,” but neglected to mention that the search for this now 30-year-old has not had resources anywhere near the league of the search for that of the likely never to be found Madeleine McCann – a poor child whose parents left her and her siblings unattended in a holiday apartment directly open onto a public highway.
    Daily Telegraph Mandrake Lady Meyer PACT scandal
    In May 2011, I helped ‘The Telegraph’s’ Tim Walker – then ‘Mandrake’ columnist – in their expose of the activities of the ‘charity’ Parents & Abducted Together. At the time, I commented: “I was surprised to read how much Lady Meyer is being paid by PACT when I gave a considerable amount of my time working for the charity for nothing. I assumed that, as this is a charity, she was also volunteering her time for the good of missing children. Other people who gave time and contributions will feel equally disappointed as we believed that our efforts were for charity. It now seems as if we just worked to pay Lady Meyer’s salary.” The notorious for having her home “Ralph Lauren-clad” and herself being “Chanel-clad” Catherine Meyer arrogantly and astoundingly responded: “We doing a huge amount of work for very little salary. I used to work in the city and earned much more.”
    Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer Catherine Meyer Baroness Meyer
    The now late Sir Christopher and Lady (now Baroness) Meyer; a couple who came together when she told him her children had been ‘abducted’ by her ex-husband. Parents & Abducted Children Together (PACT) was a ‘charity’ later founded by Catherine Meyer; it tellingly no longer operates.

    Martin Allen (born 19th October 1964)

    Martin Allen Kevin Allen

    Martin Allen disappeared in London on 5th November 1979 aged just 15 and though his brother, Kevin Allen, tirelessly campaigns keeps the case in the public eye as much as he can, he disgracefully gets little to no help from the Metropolitan Police.

     

    The son of a chauffeur to the Australian High Commissioner and a resident in a cottage in the grounds of the Australian High Commission in Kensington, London, grammar school educated Allen was last seen heading towards the Piccadilly line platform at King’s Cross station. In spite of various suggestions leading nowhere and the case being closed in the 1980s and a detective telling the Allen family “that there were ‘high-up people involved’ and that they should stop talking and ‘not take it further because someone will get hurt,’” the investigation was reopened in 2009. Evidence deemed lost was ‘rediscovered’ even in 2015 and in 2016, the paedophile gang leader Sidney Cooke was questioned under Operation Malswick.

     

    Martin Allen has now been missing for 43 years, 6 months and 19 days. His parents are both now deceased and sadly still to this day, his remaining family still await to discover the truth.

     

    Luke Durbin (born 4th December 1986)

    Luke Durbin

    Luke Durbin from Hollesley, near Woodbridge, Suffolk went missing aged just 19 after a night out with friends in Ipswich. After after being unable to afford to pay for a taxi home at about 4am, this grocery store worker was last seen on CCTV wandering around the town centre in the early hours of the 12th May 2006.

    Durbin had left his new motorbike and personal belongings, including his mobile telephone, at his friend’s house and no trace of him has ever been found since. A silver or white Volvo 440 – possibly registration M206 LYE (which was “either registered to a false name and address or on false plates” according to the ‘Missing The Missing’ YouTube channel) – seen also on camera in the close vicinity of Durbin’s last location at the time of his last sighting has never been eliminated from enquiries. Suffolk Police have stated that they “sadly believe Luke was unlawfully killed,” and though a £20,000 reward was offered and multiple arrests made, no progress has been made in solving this disappearance.

    In subsequent years, Luke Durbin’s mother, Nicki Durbin, has tirelessly continued her efforts to find her son and taken a job working on the Missing People helpline to help others in similar situations. She also operates a Twitter account and an email address [email protected] highlighting the case and keeps alive the hope of one day solving what the Ipswich Star terms: “One of Suffolk’s most enduring mysteries.”

    Ben Needham (born 29th October 1989)

    Kerry Grist-Needham Ben Needham

    Since her then twenty-one-month year old son Ben Needham went missing on the Greek Island of Kos on 24th July 1991, Kerry Grist-Needham has tirelessly campaigned to try and find him. Unlike with other cases, little help has been given by the authorities or charities.

     

    Born in Boston, Lincolnshire, Ben Needham was, at the time, staying with his maternal grandparents at their home in the village of Iraklis, near Kos town and though there have been hundreds of sightings of boys matching his description on various Greek islands, he has never been found.

     

    Missing now for 31 years, 9 months and 12 days, searches by South Yorkshire Police occurred in 2012 and 2016, but sadly did not result in the discovery of any substantive evidence.

     

  • Gordon The Gopher’s Gone – Phillip Schofield Quits ‘This Morning’; Will Further Scandal Follow?

    Gordon The Gopher’s Gone – Phillip Schofield Quits ‘This Morning’; Will Further Scandal Follow?

    As the queue-jumping puppet master of Gordon The Gopher Phillip Schofield quits ‘This Morning’, Matthew Steeples asks: “Will further scandal follow for this flogger of plughole-fit-only plonk?”

    This morning, The Observer asked: “Will the Phil and Holly saga put an end to the absurd notion of the TV couple?” and aside from examining the storm-in-a-teacup of the end-of-the-road being reached for the dastardly queue-jumping duo, referenced the likes of the ‘washed-up old soak’ Judy Finnigan and her ‘modern day Dorian Gray-esque’ husband, Richard Madeley.

     

    Whilst the married telly box duo of the alleged shoplifter Madeley – he still claims to have been falsely accused and even once pointed this out to President Bill Clinton – and his ‘mummy-like’ wife Finnigan remain together, “the silver soufflé” Phillip Schofield’s ‘sofa based’ relationship with Holly Willoughby is now finally toast.

     

    After several weeks of the story not being about This Morning itself, but instead swirling around Phillip Schofield’s policeman-turned-nonce brother, Timothy, being sent down for twelve years, Willoughby refusing to speak to him off screen and allegations concerning a runner whom the presenter met when he was just thirteen, this became an out of control juggernaut that just had to be stopped.

     

    Slammed even by the frankly nasty and noxious Tory twerp Nadine Dorries MP as someone “rather up himself” who “scared” her, the interesting question as we say goodbye and good riddance to ‘Pip’ is this: “Will further scandal follow for Phillip Schofield or will he simply left to fade away into the sunset along with his old mucker Gordon The Gopher?”

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples polled his 10,600 personal followers of @M_Steeples. He asked: “Will further shocking stories about bitter bore Phillip Schofield emerge in wake of his departure from ITV1’s ‘This Morning’?” By 11:30am on Sunday 21st May 2023, the very clear majority of the 1,000 plus respondents took the view: “Yes; more scandals on the way.”

    Twitter reacts to Matthew Steeples’s poll…

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    Twitter delights in the disappearance of Phillip Schofield from ITV1’s daytime screens…

    Wacky and weird Phillip Schofield’s worst moments…

    On himself (in spite of being condemned by everyone from Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford to Nadine Dorries MP):

    “I am only about 26 in my head.”

     

    “If I was a pig to work with, I wouldn’t get asked back.”

     

    “My dad was the archetypal charming man. If I’ve inherited even a small bit of what he had, that would be enough for me.”

     

    “I’m incredibly sentimental, although I’m not one of those people who doesn’t chuck anything out; I don’t keep used tea bags, just special mementos.”

     

    To his one-time ‘friend’ turned ‘runner’ (for a time) on This Morning, Matthew McGreevy (whom he met when the young whippersnapper was just 12 or 13 years old) asking him about what they might end up doing in three years:

    “Well, if I’m still getting away with it, I’ll be a happy man.”

     

    On the world in general:

    “We live in a world that has very sharp edges. It can be very bitter.”

     

    On Holly Willoughby (who subsequently has distanced herself from the crying cretin):

    “Holly is my rock.”

     

    On being gay (in spite of hidden such for years):

    “I thought maybe I was bisexual.”

     

    “If you ask anyone who is gay, they know, there is no confusion.”

     

    “You never know what is going on someone’s head when they think they are leading the perfect life.”

     

    As he cut off invited guests on ‘This Morning’ who he believed misgendered LGBTQX+ sorts:

    “We’ll get back to the show and we’ll get back to 2017 and not get back to medieval Britain in just a moment.”

     

    On his now ex-wife’s keenness to be rid of him:

    “My wife Steph never tells me to take on less work; she’s just glad to have me out of the house.”

     

    On birthdays:

    “I hate birthdays.”

     

    On putting wine ahead of family:

    “Wine is the biggest passion of my life without question.”

     

    “I don’t do anything by halves and wine is an expensive passion.”

     

    On preferring to travel alone:

    “In general, I’d say that I need to be with the right people in the right place, although one of the best holidays I ever had was alone.”

     

    On quitting Twitter:

    “I have another secret Twitter account.”

     

    “There’s nothing that winds me up more on Twitter than people who are stupid and who say the most ridiculous things.”

     

    On the people he’s interviewed:

    “I’m not being arrogant or blasé, but I got a bigger buzz sitting opposite Jean-Bernard Delmas at Château Haut-Brion than I did from interviewing Elton John, Liza Minelli or Whitney Houston.”

     

    “You can tell when you look at someone and think: ‘He’s on the brink of fainting’ or that certainly something’s not right.”

     

    On offending people:

    “I love the fact we do break taboos.”

     

    Asked why he and Holly Willoughby skipped the 13-hour queue to attend the lying-in-state of the late Queen Elizabeth II:

    “Have you got nothing better to do with your time? … Why should I apologise?”

     

    On ghosts and his past life:

    “[I have] a rule about never borrowing money… [I was] ‘murdered’ in a past life over a debt… I opened the door to silence and felt horror wash over me. Three steps in, and I saw them – two murdered bodies on the floor. knew they were my wife and small child. Horror turned to fury. I knew why they were dead. I owed money to two brothers who worked at the end of the street in a sawmill. The brother [then] found me, dragged me outside, punched me to the ground and, as my head hit the mud, he repeatedly stamped on it until I was dead!”

     

    “Our back garden is allegedly haunted by a ghost called the Grey Lady. When one of my daughters was three, she said she’d been speaking to a lady in the garden and we went running around trying to find this woman. There was no one there.”

     

    On refusing to go near churches:

    “Going into a church reminds of the terrifying vision of [past life] death… [I am] not willing to take the risk again.”

     

    To a flower pot that he felt got in his way on television:

    “Go back to where you were, go back to where you were… Only I can see them.”

     

    To Lady Colin Campbell (whom he was interviewing about her latest book on the Duke and Duchess of Sussex):

    “For someone who allegedly moves in aristocratic circles, isn’t it all a bit tawdry and undignified? … Paul Burrell, who’d have thought we’d quote him, said of one of your previous books on the Queen: ‘You can only be a true, reliable witness to history if you are there. Lady Colin Campbell was none of these things.’ … You are a gossip. Well, you’re a gossip, but only when it suits you.”

     

    Whilst interviewing television personality Kim Woodburn (who responded by slamming his rudeness):

    “I know why people reacted in the way that they reacted to you. It’s because of the way you make me feel sitting on that sofa. You are already making me feel controversial. [You are] confrontational… We’re just asking you a question.”

     

    On dealing with problems (in spite of being the creator of many himself):

    “I’m a very good clearer-upper.”

     

    Whilst shockingly sharing a list of ‘names’ of Conservative politicians live on-air with then Prime Minister David Cameron of those he believed might be abusers (he was subsequently forced to apologise and pay £125,000 to Lord McAlpine, an innocent man):

    “I have those names there. Those are the names on a piece of paper. You know the names on that piece of paper. Will you be speaking to those people?”

     

    On the ‘work’ he has done:

    “I’m not a workaholic.”

     

    “I do have a rule about how much I will take on. The last thing you want is to be on TV too much and for people to be sick of you.”

     

    On being on television:

    “I am very conscious of the fact I am in peoples’ living rooms every day and they feel like they know me.”

     

    “I meet people who are so sniffy about daytime TV… Ghastly.”

     

    “I don’t want people turning on the telly and going: ‘Dear God, not him again.’”

     

    ‘Schofe’s’ extremely curious history… “What’ll come next for this raging ratbag?” is indeed the question…

    Gordon The Gopher Phillip Schofield
    Gordon The Gopher (also known as ‘Gordon T. Gopher’) was Phillip Schofield’s puppet ‘friend’ on ‘Children’s BBBC’ (‘CBBC’) between 1985 and 1987. The yellow puppet gopher with red pads – which were said to “represent lobster claws” – is amongst the many that the now former ITV ‘This Morning’ presenter turned upon. Of the puppet, Schofield once told ‘Heat’ magazine: “Gordon the Gopher is in rehab. It’s all gone horribly wrong for him. It’s a shame. I’ve got a restraining order against him and we don’t speak. He’s quite bitter and he has been ever since I got my role in ‘Doctor Dolittle’ in the West End and he didn’t get offered the part. It was the straw that broke the gopher’s back.”
    Phillip Schofield claims not to check Twitter anymore; he has also said he has a ‘secret account’ so most likely does monitor the many thousands of messages slamming his utterly reprehensible antics.
    Phillip Schofield claims not to check Twitter anymore; he has also said he has a ‘secret account’ so most likely does monitor the many thousands of messages slamming his utterly reprehensible antics.
    Phillip-Schofield-brother-Tim-Schofield
    Phillip Schofield with his now convicted and now jailed criminal 54-year-old paedophile brother Timothy Schofield in happier times. After the verdict earlier in April – in a case where the television presenter’s civilian police officer sibling was convicted of three counts of causing a child to watch sexual activity and three counts of engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child – in a statement released by his lawyer, Phillip Schofield remarked: “My overwhelming concern is and has always been for the wellbeing of the victim and his family. I hope that their privacy will now be respected. If any crime had ever been confessed to me by my brother, I would have acted immediately to protect the victim and their family. These are despicable crimes and I welcome the guilty verdicts. As far as I am concerned, I no longer have a brother.” Timothy Schofield was also found guilty of three counts of causing a child to engage in sexual activity and two of sexual activity with a child at Exter Crown Court and had told the television presenter that he’d “had time together” (including watching porn and masturbating) with a child whilst the ‘This Morning’ host was doing the washing up in his very own kitchen.
    David-Cameron-Phillip-Shcofield-This-Morning-abuse
    On 8th November 2012, Schofield handed the then Prime Minister David Cameron a list of names of alleged sex offenders in the Conservative Party which he had found through research on the Internet. That list was partially visible to ‘This Morning’s’ millions of viewers and as a result one person on it, Lord McAlpine, sued. Subsequently, the broadcaster was quite rightly forced to issue and unreserved apology and a statement that read: “ITV and Phillip Schofield have now reached agreement with Lord McAlpine to settle his libel claim, made in relation to the This Morning programme broadcast… ITV and Phillip Schofield apologise unreservedly to Lord McAlpine, have agreed the terms of a statement to be made in open court, and have agreed to pay him damages of £125,000 and his legal costs.” According to ‘International Business,’ “the ITV settlement [was] reportedly less than McAlpine was seeking. However, the peer’s lawyer, Andrew Reid, said he was ‘pleased’ with ITV’s admission that it was wrong and called the settlement ‘pragmatic.’ … Reid told the BBC: ‘The Schofield stunt added fuel to the fire that was already there and we had to take that into account.”
    Philip-Schofield-not-sorry-GB-News
    Now former ITV1 ‘This Morning’ co-host Phillip Schofield cringed and looked as if he was about to snap when approached outside his West London home by GB News presenter Ben Leo in November 2022 about the ‘Queuegate’ scandal that utterly disgraced him. Here is a mouse-not-a-man who wrongly assumes that he’s some kind of national treasure worthy of not a jot of criticism.
    Phillip-Schofield-wine-plonker-Matthew-McGreevy
    Instead of skipping queues and upsetting the nation on multiple occasions, the all-round-angry man and now ex ‘This Morning’ host and ex-sidekick of Gordon the Gopher should now focus on improving his deservedly slammed boxed wines (right). He thought his red “perfect with olives” whilst the public decided it “better poured down the plughole.” Alternatively, he could put some effort into ‘making up’ with his missing from our screens for quite some time now former close friend, Matthew McGreevy.
    Phillip-Schofield-Matthew-McGreevy
    The television presenter and all-round plonker with his supposed ‘former friend’ Matt McGreevy on another occasion.
    Matt McGreevy semi-naked swimming shorts Anthea Turner Ruth Langsford
    On one occasion, Matthew McGreevy – who has allegedly since been made to sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) – was paraded around on an episode of ‘This Morning’ in a just a pair of swimming trunks. Ruth Langsford looked on sheepishly whilst ‘Princess Tippy Toes’ swung into action and covered skinny McGreevy in sun tan lotion. Phillip Schofield’s role in orchestrating this puff piece remains unknown.
    Simon Schofield
    In recent days, Schofield has supposedly come to rely on a man named Simon Schofield (who is not a relation, but whom the ‘Daily Mail’ this week most tellingly described as like “a rock” to the now ex ‘This Morning’ presenter). Here, the latter is pictured with the pair’s ‘friend’ Matthew McGreevy.
    Phillip-Schofield-Ferne-McCann
    The ‘This Morning’ host is known for being a very angry and bitter man. Like Ferne McCann (pictured right), a fellow presenter on ITV1 with a reputation for being an utter rotter and for having had a child with a monster who threw acid over innocent people in a London nightclub, he is also known for being incapable of owning his own mistakes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YbI0TH6ij0
  • ‘The Donald’ Has Questions To Answer About Jeffrey Epstein

    ‘The Donald’ Has Questions To Answer About Jeffrey Epstein

    Matthew Steeples suggests after yesterday’s E. Jean Carroll verdict confirmed ‘The Donald’ Trump as a sexual predator, it is time for the 45th POTUS to explain the true links between himself, his wife and Jeffrey Epstein

    “I have one of the great memories of all time” once claimed sexual predator President Donald Trump.

     

    In due course, illustrating this to be akin to the “fake news” he so often has raged about, the one-time property tycoon stated: “I don’t know Prince Andrew” in spite of being photographed with him – with amongst others fellow sexual predators Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell – in 2000 and 2019. He had also previously observed of King Charles III’s younger brother: “He’s not pretentious. He’s a lot of fun to be with.”

     

    The 45th POTUS – whose Slovenian born wife Melania Knauss allegedly met the since croaked Ponzi scheming paedophile Epstein before she met her current hubby – shockingly yesterday became the first American president ever to be convicted of sexual abuse.

     

    Turning to Epstein – on whose ‘Lolita Express’ Trump flew on at least once occasion and whose name featured in the infamous ‘Little Black Book’ – the Mar-a-Lago, Florida based 76-year-old contradicted himself in 2019 in claiming: “I’m not a fan.” He had previously enthused: “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy.” Going further, using the exact same words he’d said of Prince Andrew, he then added: He’s a lot of fun to be with” and creepily crowed: “It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

     

    Now forced to pay his victim, a former Elle columnist and registered Democrat named E. Jean Carroll, damages of £4 million ($5 million, €4.6 million or درهم18.4 million) after he was found guilty of sexually abusing her in the New York department store Bergdorf Goodman, ‘The Donald,’ as could only be expected of someone completely off his not-so-merry rocker, came out fighting. “The verdict is a disgrace; a continuation of the greatest witch hunt of all time; absolutely a shame,” the clearly deranged lunatic raged.

     

    The wannabe 47th POTUS then returned to type and remarked, in a similar fashion that he did of both the Duke of York and Jeffrey Epstein previously, “I have absolutely no idea who this woman is.”

     

    Now, as he faces yet more sexual misconduct allegations, glowing orange faced Trump – a man accused of rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment, including non-consensual kissing or groping, by at least 25 women since the 1970s – should finally tell the truth about how close he truly was to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and also answer as to whether Melania Knauss was trafficked by them. Sadly, Donald Trump being Donald Trump, of course that’ll likely never happen.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    Pictured Top – Sexual abuser Donald Trump, potentially sex trafficked Melania Trump, sexual abuser Jeffrey Epstein and sexual abuser Ghislaine Maxwell looking to be very much enjoying one another’s company.

     

    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “After yesterday’s verdict in the E. Jean Carroll case, will Donald Trump next finally be exposed as being as being as similarly appalling as Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew?” By 11:30am on Wednesday 10th May 2023, the majority of responses were: “Yes; he’s just as bad.”
    E. Jean Carroll
    E. Jean Carroll leaves court after her victory yesterday.
    Donald Trump Arianne Zucker
    In 2005, ‘The Donald’ declared of the actress Arianne Zucker: “I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab ‘em by the pussy.” Of ‘Access Hollywood’s’ co-anchor Nancy O’Dell he added: “I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said: ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’ I took her out furniture – I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden, I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.” Commentators and lawyers have since repeatedly suggested such actions as worthy of being considered in the realms of “sexual assault.”
    Bill Clinton Jeffrey Epstein Donald Trump
    It is time also for President Bill Clinton to explain his links to the croaked Ponzi scheming paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. It is time that President Clinton explained why he flew at least 26 times (and possibly many more times) on Jeffrey Epstein’s repugnant ‘Lolita Express’ private jet whilst numerous victims of sexual abuse were present also. It is time also for President Clinton to explain his closeness to the mucky madam sex offending nonce Ghislaine Maxwell and why she even attended his daughter Chelsea Clinton’s July 2010 wedding Rhinebeck, New York even.

    Donald Trump’s many, many jolly encounters with his supposed ‘never a friend’ Jeffrey Epstein in pictures…

    Twitter reacts to Matthew Steeples’ poll about what will follow next…