As Theresa May hangs on in spite of revolts and defeats, Matthew Steeples asks: ‘How much longer can this kitten heeled harbinger of disaster hang on?’
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or...
Matthew Steeples highlights that not only the appalling case of two swans and five cygnets being shot in Kent but also other problems facing these majestic birds
This summer, on The Serpentine in Hyde Park,...
Speaker Bercow brings shame on himself and Britain through his mendacious ways (yet again) suggests Matthew Steeples
John Bercow could be criticised for marrying a rough bird named Sally (who then had an affair with...
Matthew Steeples questions the reasoning of the continued funding into the investigation into the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann deserves justice. That’s undeniable but what is utterly wrong is that so do all the...
Matthew Steeples calls for Theresa May to follow her resigning ministers and JUST GO
Today was a moment in history. First, Theresa May lost a fair few cabinet ministers and then she stupidly claimed: “A...
Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up
Theresa May stood at The Centopah yesterday and looked like a she was about to be run into the ground.
Next to the scruffy (as could be...
Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May’s time truly is up
Theresa May stood at The Centopah yesterday and looked like a she was about to be run into the ground.
Next to the scruffy (as could be...
Matthew Steeples suggests the mess that is currently Britain needs a wake-up call and it needs a coup
It’s all David Cameron’s fault: There was no need for him to call a referendum on leaving...
Matthew Steeples questions the validity of getting easily offended as a man “offends” a woman on the Underground by dressing as Samuel L. Jackson
People will always find reasons to be offended it seems. In...
Matthew Steeples names and shames the retail giants who won’t be selling Royal British Legion poppies this year; they include Boots, Sainsbury’s, Selfridges, Tesco, Waitrose and Wholefoods
Even ‘Murky’ Meghan Markle – down under in...
Matthew Steeples suggests that continued interest in the case of Tommy Robinson illustrates a very dangerous extremist underbelly still exists in British politics
Whatever the complexities of the case against Tommy Robinson and Judge Nicholas...
Matthew Steeples reports on his experiences at the People’s Vote March in London
Yesterday, sporting a Michael Portillo style shirt and a ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ sticker for comedy value, I joined the nigh on 700,000...
Matthew Steeples salutes Charlie Mullins and Pimlico Plumbers for continuing to say Bollocks to Brexit as Lambeth council attempt to force him to take his protest sign down
Recently The Steeple Times saluted Pimlico Plumbers’...
Matthew Steeples shares his views on the ‘outrage’ against Friday’s royal wedding and ‘death by Pret’
People are very angry at the moment: They’re angry about Brexit and they’re angry about their sex lives, they’re...
Matthew Steeples suggests it is time to bring down the Grenfell Tower in the wake of news that £30 million has been spent on temporary accommodation for survivors
Today The Independent revealed nearly £30 million...
As Pimlico Plumbers’ founder sticks up a ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ sign on his headquarters and Gina Miller launches ‘End The Chaos!’, The Steeple Times predicts Brexit will NOT actually happen
Charlie Mullins, founder of Pimlico...
Will ‘more toff than tough’ Geordie Greig take the ‘Daily Mail’ into the realm of rational? Matthew Steeples suggests that’s as likely as Jacob Rees-Mogg donning a Kappa tracksuit and dancing a jig with...
Friendship is a ‘revolving door’ suggests Matthew Steeples; embrace the unknown
One’s life, in terms of those we become acquainted with, is much like a revolving door. It is a door that operates at varying...
Matthew Steeples suggests enough is enough after ‘Loose Women’s’ latest scandal; ITV should scrap this repugnantly gross TV show
I’ve always thought Loose Women to be nothing but gross – and in fact have even...
Nigel Farage’s return to “frontline politics” is going to bring nothing but division and diversion suggests Matthew Steeples
Nigel Farage just can’t help himself: A failed candidate seven times in British Parliament elections and leader...
Matthew Steeples suggests the BBC’s decision not to appeal the Cliff Richard privacy ruling is very worrying for press freedom
News that the BBC have decided not to challenge the Cliff Richard privacy ruling is...
Matthew Steeples suggests Nigel Farage is wrong about Boris Johnson’s latest gaffe about burkas in Britain
On Wednesday morning, on Sky News, Nigel Farage was interviewed about what he thinks about Boris Johnson – a...
Mendacious minx Meghan Markle increasingly comes across as nothing but personally ambitious and out of touch with reality suggests Matthew Steeples
The engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was something I initially thought no...
The Steeple Times returns after a prolonged hiatus
After not having published in quite some time, today The Steeple Times returns after a hiatus resulting from issues caused by technological nuisances connected to an old...
Matthew Steeples suggests businessman Max Mosley should keep his beak out of press regulation
Max Mosley has the right to do whatever he wants. He is a rich man and if he wants to partake...
Matthew Steeples questions Katie Price’s newfound interest in abuse on social media and how it is dealt with
When Katie Price appeared on the BBC’s Daily Politics last week to highlight her campaign to criminalise...
Matthew Steeples slates Jeremy Corbyn’s failure to secure a 20 point lead in the polls
This publication is regularly criticised for being “anti-conservative.” It most certainly isn’t and that we are blocked on Twitter by...
Matthew Steeples slams ITV’s ‘Loose Women’s’ latest outrageous episode
If there were a programme named Misogynist Men there would be an uproar but that a bunch of obnoxious middle aged wenches gather each day to...
Matthew Steeples suggests UKIP is a dead duck and it is time it closed up shop; the beneficiaries of its likely demise remains to be seen
The United Kingdom Independence Party is made up of...
Matthew Steeples remembers the late, great Arthur Woodham, the owner of Arthur’s Cafe in Dalston and La Brasserie’s best customer at the bar on a Saturday afternoon
Arthur Woodham told me: “I don’t drink in...
Matthew Steeples suggests that claims by PR people that Max Clifford wasn’t one of their number simply shows their ‘profession’ to be nothing but hot air
Max Clifford had a short penis and he was...
As ‘The Guardian’ explores the power of the Illuminati, Matthew Steeples argues that the few claiming links to such are nothing but mad, old cranks
This morning, The Guardian’s Martha Gill asked: “What is the...
Both Labour and the Tories get it very wrong in Kensington and disgrace themselves with their truly offensive conduct
On Monday, the political blog Guido Fawkes exposed the new Member of Parliament for Kensington, Emma...
Top-drawer politicians again sweep serious incidents of historic abuse under the carpet; focusing on film star abusers instead is not the solution
Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Theresa May’s thirty-six apparently ropey sex pest MPs...
Matthew Steeples reports on the individuals impersonating him and those hacking The Steeple Times website
For the last few months I have been targeted by an individual and his cohorts simply for my involvement in...
The Steeple Times joins those calling for mercy and forgiveness for Raif Badawi
Raif Badawi was put in prison and sentenced to 1,000 lashes simply for setting up a website named Free Saudi Liberals.
Yesterday, the...
Matthew Steeples suggests Labour’s partial U-turn on Brexit is a positive start; they must now go further and oppose it entirely
Whilst Keir Starmer’s decision to announce Labour will support Britain remaining in a customs...
Matthew Steeples suggests the Notting Hill Carnival is an unnecessary drain on already overstretched resources
Many will suggest I am wrong to say it, but I truly believe the Notting Hill Carnival is something that...
Matthew Steeples suggests the director of public prosecutions is right to seek “uplifted” sentences for online abusers but argues she does not go far enough
I have been targeted by online trolls for years. As...
Matthew Steeples suggests the giant coffin and stain on government that is the Grenfell Tower should be demolished immediately
The giant, grim carbuncle that is Grenfell Tower is a stain on the councillors of the...
Matthew Steeples suggests respected actor George Clooney and publicity desperado Karen Danczuk provide contrasting examples about the ethics of paparazzi intrusion and media manipulation
Paparazzi intrusion and media manipulation are interlinked hot potatoes that look...
After a disastrous meeting last night, each and every Kensington and Chelsea councilor ought to resign; these incompetent halfwits are not fit for office
Last night in Kensington the ragbag of rodents that are the...
The law needs to be updated with regard to what is acceptable on social media; businesses such as Facebook and Twitter need to equally be held to account
Social media, as we’ve already reported, was...
Tony Blair speaks for many in his latest essay but he remains the wrong man to take Britain back to the centre; where is the individual to rid of us the ‘Wheat Field Wanderer’...
Thrice bankrupt bigot Viscount St Davids banged to rights and set to be jailed Thursday; he blames Gina Miller as “untruthful” and Matthew Steeples as “an eavesdropper” and accepts utterly no blame for what...
Weak and wobbly Theresa May becomes dastardly and dominant Donald Trump’s (dead) duck at the G20 in Germany
Up north people often say: “Ay up me duck” when they meet someone and yesterday Theresa May...
Theresa May’s deal with DUP is dangerous, irresponsible and about nothing other than her personal quest for power
Our Lady Macbeth-like Prime Minister has once again proven her personal desire for high office is all...
As Theresa May once again proves she has no idea of the concept of “when the time is right”, we join those that suggest the time that she must go is now
Theresa May failed...
