Now with dopey drip the Duke of Sussex taking on the ‘Daily Mail’ and his own granny even also in court, we ask: “Is there anything Prince Harry DOES like?”
Whilst the desperate denizens of Ukraine face the terror of rampaging Russians and the homeless freeze on the streets in London, there’s one decidedly dopey drip sitting in a £10.3 million ($14 million, €12.2 million or درهم51.4 million) mansion in sunny Montecito, California who simply spends his days dreaming up things to whine about.
The quintessential example of a privileged prat and – rather like Boris ‘The Buffoon’ Johnson and his puppeteer mistress ‘Carrie Antoinette’ – under the thumb of the money motivated minx formerly known as Meghan Markle, now, after taking the British state and thus effectively his own long-suffering grandmother to court, the duty dodger that is the Duke of Sussex has now announced he plans to take Associated Newspapers to court.
Rather like his late mother, Diana, Princess of Wales, here is someone who uses the media when it suits and here is someone who throws his toys out of the pram when it doesn’t; here, indeed, is a spoilt sap who has been turned from the kind of lad you’d enjoy a laugh and a beverage down the boozer with into a woke warbler who bores most of Britain beyond bonkers.
Undoubtedly domineered by his decidedly deviant wife – whom again we ask of: “How many times have you actually been married? Twice or three times?” – Prince Harry has clearly been schooled to follow her lead and go nuclear. Going to war on family and no longer useful old friends seems to be par for the course in ‘MeGain’s’ world and in taking up such a ghastly game, the Duke of Cambridge’s younger brother actually does nothing but bring shame on his clearly not sorry self.
It is now time for the Queen and Prince Charles to bite back and say enough is enough; the Duke and Duchess of Sussex chose personal profit over royal privilege and they chose rights over responsibilities. It is jolly well time this rotten pair of leeches were taught that you can’t have your cake and bloody eat it. Next stop for them please: Social Siberia.