Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Moron of the Moment 2021 – Charlie Elphicke

That MP turned jailbird Charlie Elphicke claims to be unable to afford to pay £35,000 in court costs is ludicrous given that him and his immigrant hating replacement as MP wife are clearly far from poverty stricken

Conservative calamity Natalie Elphicke, the current MP for Dover, should go down in history as three things: Here, we have not only an ingracious immigrant hater, a poisonous penner of letters deemed inappropriate by the Committeee on Standards but also a wastrel woman who hypocritically took £25,000 from The Sun for an interview claiming to be getting rid of her self-declared “naughty Tory” sex offender husband after his conviction. She then did a full-on U-turn and subsequently came out in support of the very same scumbag abuser.


Now, late last week, after his release from prison after serving a sentence of one year of a two-year sentence for three counts of sexual assault, disgraced former Tory MP for Dover and still husband of Natalie, Charlie Elphicke, yet again appeared in court.


This time, the grabbing groper and all-round piece of toerag, who remains on licence until next year, was forced to attend Uxbridge Magistrates’ Court to explain why he hadn’t repaid £35,000 he owes towards the cost of his prosecution.


Outrageously this filthy ex-MP, who previously lived with his wife in a £5 million pad in Belgravia and a £1.4 million seaside home overlooking the White Cliffs of Dover, told the court:


“I find myself in a very difficult and embarrassed position. I have no job. I have no career. I am long-term unemployed. I have very limited cash to meet my living expenses.”


Mr Elphicke, who has also shockingly submitted a claim for Universal Credit, then pathetically offered to repay the court at a rate of £1 per month – which would take 35,000 months or 2,917 years – but this was quite rightly not accepted by the court.


Previously slammed by sentencing judge Mrs Justice Whipple at his trial as a “sexual predator” who used his “success and respectability as a cover” and told a pack of lies, here is a man with utterly no shame. Charlie Elphicke and his wicked wife deserve to be sent to only one place: Siberia; may this wealthy pair of whingebags rot in hell.


Natalie Elphicke 1
To accompany her shameless £25,000 interview with ‘The Sun,’ Natalie Elphicke – who outrageously was allowed to replace her sex offender husband as the Conservative Member of Parliament for Dover – turned on the tears and didn’t even bother to don warpaint. If she thought that would engender support from the public, she was very much wrongly mistaken.
In her role as an MP, Mrs Elphicke has regularly attacked immigrants. She has a disgusting attitude that is frankly only to be expected from someone who has tried to make out her sexual abuser husband to be a victim. Shame on her.
Charlie and Natalie Elphicke Belgravia home
Charlie and Natalie Elphicke previously shared a £5 million terraced house in the tony Belgravia, SW1 area of London. It was here that the serial sex pest and dangerous deviant asked a young parliamentary worker to rub sunscreen on him, chased her around whilst screeching “I’m a naughty Tory” and “gave her the shivers.” This particular victim described the monstrous maniac as “clinically insane” whilst he eventually admitted he had “lost his head” after becoming “besotted” with her.
Charlie and Natalie Elphicke Dover home
Mr and Mrs Elphicke previously shared this £1.4 million seaside home in Dover, Kent also. It was placed for sale with Strutt & Parker in the wake of the sex offender’s conviction.
Natalie Elphicke 2
In October 2020, Natalie Elphicke MP arrogantly told ‘Kent Live’: “I fully support Charlie in his appeal against both his convictions and today’s excessive sentence. The court seems to be on a bit of a mission, it entirely ignored the report of a highly experienced probation officer as well as sentencing guidelines. There is no doubt that Charlie behaved badly. However, everyone, Charlie included, has the right to a fair trial, and I don’t believe that he has had one. As I have written since the trial, I believe that Charlie’s conviction was a terrible miscarriage of justice. Having read all the evidence, including elements which the jury did not see, I continue to support him in every way possible in his appeal against both conviction and sentence. Substantive appeals have now been lodged and I hope others may join me in supporting Charlie’s legal fight to clear his name.” She thankfully and quite rightly didn’t get far with that.
Natalie Elphicke was condemned by Alex Belfield on his ‘Voice of Reason’ YouTube channel for taking £25,000 from ‘The Sun’ to “play the victim” in October 2020. He slammed Mrs Elphicke as “really scummy” and Mr Elphicke as a “scumbag” and “filthy.”
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.



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