Thursday, September 14, 2023

A Call To Clegg

Matthew Steeples calls on Sir Nick Clegg to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe being banned from Facebook

Former leader of the Liberal Democrats turned head global PR man for Facebook The Right Honourable Sir Nicholas Clegg has been getting a lot of stick of late.

 

Once considered a “great communicator” but a bit of a poodle to his coalition government partner, David Cameron, Clegg was meant to turnaround Facebook’s reputation in the wake of the Cambridge Analytica scandal, but instead last week was branded: “Clegg, the pampered prince of PR” by The Times and “the Prince Harry of politics” by the Daily Mail.

 

Now, today, I have an idea for Sir Nick Clegg that could help reverse his bad fortune of late and that is to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking to ban Merelize van der Merwe, a wicked woman whose husband bought her the ‘opportunity’ to massacre a giraffe as a Valentine’s Day present, from posting her gruesome content on the pages of the social media organisation he works for.

 

That van der Merwe was even able to share graphic images and a video even of this ‘kill’ on Facebook is frankly outrageous and today I ask Sir Nick:

 

  • Is publishing barbaric actions of this nature something that you think is acceptable on a site used by millions across the globe?

 

  • Don’t you think it is time to ban this wicked wench and those like her from using Mark Zuckerberg’s medium for their personal pleasure and profit also?

 

Elsewhere on Change.org, 19,100 people have signed our petition seeking to ban the bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram, a company bought by Facebook in 2012 for £760 million ($1 billion). Perhaps Sir Nick, couldn’t you have a word there too?

 

Sign our Change.org petition seeking Facebook ban Merelize van der Merwe by clicking here.

 

Sign our Change.org petition seeking Instagram ban Larysa Switlyk by clicking here.

 

Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

 

A Call To Nick Clegg 2021 – Ban giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook – Matthew Steeples calls on Nick Clegg to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe being banned from Facebook and bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram
A Call To Clegg – Sir Nick Clegg pictured with Facebook founder and Instagram owner Mark Zuckerberg.
A Call To Nick Clegg 2021 – Ban giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook – Matthew Steeples calls on Nick Clegg to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe being banned from Facebook and bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram
A Call To Clegg – Sir Nick Clegg once posed next to the logo of a charity called Millie’s Trust. It featured a giraffe and though he plainly wanted to show support for that, now he should show support for living giraffes and support the 36,500 people demanding giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe be banned from the pages of the social media company he is currently paid £2.7 million per year to work for.
A Call To Nick Clegg 2021 – Ban giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook – Matthew Steeples calls on Nick Clegg to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe being banned from Facebook and bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram
A Call To Clegg – Merelize van der Merwe has 99,000 followers on her “public figure” Facebook page. On it, she shares images of herself massacring amongst other animals elephants, hippos, lions and leopards. How is it acceptable that she is allowed to post such on a social media website, Sir Nick?
A Call To Nick Clegg 2021 – Ban giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook – Matthew Steeples calls on Nick Clegg to listen to the 36,500 people who’ve signed our Change.org petition seeking giraffe slayer Merelize van der Merwe being banned from Facebook and bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram
A Call To Clegg – Larysa Switlyk has 99,000 followers on her Instagram page. On it, she shares imagery of herself massacring amongst other animals alligators, bears, goats, hippos and peacocks. She even once posed in a field in the UK with a blood covered sex toy and the body of a sheep she’d shot. How is it acceptable that she is allowed to post such on a social media website, Sir Nick?
A Call To Clegg – Viewer caution advised: Merelize van der Merwe posted this video of herself slaughtering a giraffe in Limpopo, South Africa on 24th February. It has been viewed by over 3,000 people and unsurprisingly resulted in international outrage. It is now time that Facebook put a stop to this deranged deviant profiting from her sickening activities and it would do the social media giant utterly no harm to send her to social media Siberia.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.

3 COMMENTS

  1. Hi Nick

    Please ban this lowlife woman from Facebook. She is no use on our beautiful planet and is clearly using social media to attract attention to herself with her horrific actions.

    Regards

    Tony

  2. Piece of privelaged,selfish crap trying to be a man.Nothing wrong with being a kind,nurturing activist woman.wtf is Wrong with her?These poor animals are soooooooooo stressed already they do not need butchers to push them into extinction.These freaking wealthy cesspools of ego pollute up the Earth flying here and there and driving or have a driver driving inefficient luxe cars,they float around on huge polluting yachts which have everything flown/trucked in from All Over the World,they live in inefficient huge mcmansions which pollute as much as twenty average American families and They want to tell Us to have less kids,pay a scam carbontax,or live in an ikea hut.F them!Save the animals,plants,decent humans and live simply.Fugbuk is Garbagestadi Rothschild gatekeeping,No Human should use it anyway,grow up and get Real friends. Viva la America!!!!!! 🙂

  3. A legal hunt of an old stink bull giraffe that was raised on a private estate (game farm) for hunting.
    He had his time, did his thing, and got to the stage where he had passed on his genes, was a good old trophy and eating browse better used by younger animals. The farmer was entitled to harvest him so sold him to a hunter. He was eaten and his derivatives will be used, just like a deer on a UK estate. No different. The fee was farm income.
    He lived a giraffe’s life and died, clean shot, without warning in the sunshine in his home turf – a fine and fitting end. He dropped unconscious onto his own shadow and Merelize followed up with a coup de grace from a huge rifle to ensure a human kill.
    South African giraffes (subspecies) are not rare or endangered – there are well over 20,000 and farmers can raise as many as required. Other subspecies are endangered elsewhere in Africa because they are not hunted, so they are worthless to locals except in a cooking pot and eat browse wanted for cattle.
    She held the heart up to show how big it is to pump blood up that long neck…you are lucky she didn’t hold up the organ lying on the ground beside her!
    Try to keep up.

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