Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Hapless Harry & His Heinous Harridan

In comments to NBC yesterday the definite drip Prince Harry simply showed himself as hapless and controlled by his heinous harridan wife suggests Matthew Steeples

In barbed comments during an interview with NBC’s Hoda Kotb, the wazzock and wally that is Prince Harry took a swipe at other members of the royal family, their staff and the British public even also yesterday by suggesting he prefers being in America and that the Queen is not necessarily surrounded by the right people.


Beginning with his recent private visit to Windsor to see his grandmother, the 37-year-old husband of the wicked wench formerly known as Meghan Markle remarked:


“It was great. It was so nice to see her. She’s on great form. She’s always got a great sense of humour with me. Just making sure she’s protected and got the right people around her. We talk about things that she can’t talk about with anybody else, so that is always a nice piece to it.”


“Home for me now, for the time being, it’s in the States and it feels that way as well. We’ve been welcomed with open arms and it’s got such a great community up in Santa Barbara.”


Going further without specifically mentioning his legal action against his own grandmother and the British government, the definite drip continued:


“I don’t know [if I will be attending the Platinum Jubilee] yet. There’s lots of things – security issues and everything else. So, this is what I’m trying to do, trying it to make it possible that, you know, I can get my kids to meet [the Queen].”


Rather like the Duke and Duchess of Windsor before them, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are now confirmed as determined to cause yet more constitutional crises and responding on GB News, journalist and author Robert Jobson commented:


“Prince Charles has reached the end of his tether, they haven’t been in contact and had they have started blurting about that meeting, that would have been the end of it.”


“All families have problems, but you don’t go blurting off to your next door neighbour as soon as you’ve had a meeting.”


“Prince Charles thought if these conversations are out in public then I’m not putting up with it and he’s drinking at the last chance saloon.”


Clearly guided in his course of provocation by his wife, here is a once amusing young man who commanded respect who has morphed into nothing but a noxious nuisance. It is time for him to take stock and to frankly grow up or better still, just disappear.


Pictured top – Prince Harry appeared behind a banner that read “Team America” at the Invictus Games. He most definitely is no longer “Team Great Britain” and that is indeed shameful as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II today celebrates her 96th birthday.


Daily Star
‘The Daily Star’ summed up the mood of the nation in their front cover this morning. It read: “The ego has landed!” and described the Queen’s grandson as a “wazzock” who believes his “true home is no longer [the] UK but [instead the] United States.” They added: “The world’s shyest egomaniac says he is personally looking after the Queen and ensuring she has the ‘right people’ around her.”
Duke oand Duchess of Sussex drinking
Robert Jobson told GB News that Prince Charles’s second son is “drinking in the last chance saloon” in response to his provocative comments during an interview with NBC at his Invictus Games in the Netherlands. The rotten ratbag royal clearly has been primed into making condescending comments by his decidedly deviant mendacious minx wife.
Prince Harry boozing from bottle
In times past and prior to his marriage to a wicked woman who may have been married once before or may have been married twice before, Prince William’s brother was a fun-loving sort. He was the kind of guy you’d have spotted mixing cocktails behind the bar at La Brasserie in Brompton Cross, London or downing shots at Boujis in South Kensington. You’d have found him at lock-ins in pubs in the Cotswolds and enjoying days out shooting, but now, courtesy of his ghastly wife, he’s more likely to be spotted drinking green tea or doing yoga. The once jolly boy has been turned into a drip and a woke bore.
Prince Harry Nazi
Though undoubtedly a bit reckless and misguided in his youth in dressing up as a Nazi and serial romper, the son of the late Diana, Princess of Wales has now just morphed into a total bore and all-round international embarrassment. Though his self-serving wife may think she’s got a career in politics ahead of her, this pair of pillocks will just go down in history as utter disgraces.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. The Internet is flooded with articles about what the Heinous Harridan is wearing at the Invictus Games, and about Hapless Harry’s meeting with QEll before he arrived at the Games. But absolutely nothing about the veterans taking part in the Games. What are the specific events, who has won medals? Did he set up the Games in tribute to those veterans permanently injured as they fought to defend democracy or as a huge publicity machine?
    I take issue with your phrase “once amusing young man who commanded respect” – not in the Kennedy household he didn’t. But he has certainly changed over these last few years. Time to check the basement for pods.

  2. This article lacks all the basic principles that guide journalism. It’s vital for a journalist to be fair, objective and accurate.The use of the Daily Star is equally reprehensible. According to a 2014 survey conducted on readers in the UK, the DS was ranked one of the “least trustworthy” papers. Media Bias/ Fact Check: “The Daily Star has a long track record of publishing unsubstantiated conspiracy theories and pseudoscience.”
    ‘Aliens are coming’: How to protect your brain from UFO mind control was a headline. Why would you think the DS is a credible and accurate source to use??

  3. If this goon is happy and fulfilled he needs to tell his face than. Not convinced!! He certainly is a boring woke jokes. Stay in America Cash and Carry Harry with your devious wifey

  4. He wanted to check on QE2 to make sure that she was ‘protected’?
    Our Queen Elizabeth will always be protected, from Ginge and Cringe I hope.
    The damage they continue to inflict upon Britain and the Commonwealth beggars belief.
    I’m stockpiling tomatoes 🍅 ready for June. I have not quite worked out the plan yet because QE2 must be protected from my display of disgust toward these 2.
    Eugenie seems to be in cahoots with them. Im disappointed in her.
    I will never do anything to embarrass our Queen. But just 5 minutes alone with the sussexes and my 🍅 🍅 🍅 is all I need.
    Great writing Matthew!


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