Prince Harry used to be a fun-loving sort. The kind of lad who’d go behind the bar at La Brasserie on Brompton Cross and make a cocktail or five and then down them in one hit, here was a cheeky chap who’d be as at home downing sloe gin on a shoot or having a snog with Caroline Flack in Boujis.

Now, aided and abetted by his money hungry ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ wife, this noxious nuisance has decided to insult his grandmother by not turning up for his grandfather’s memorial service on 29th March whilst deciding to go the Netherlands on 16th April instead.

Indicative of the self-centred prat that he is, in a 1:30-minute video shared on Vimeo, Prince Charles’ spare son “practiced his Dutch” and “spoke with members of the host country’s team” yesterday.

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With his marriage to the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle, Prince Harry has morphed into an utter bore Prince Harry used to be a fun loving sort. He boozed, partied and enjoyed playing pranks. Now, having married ‘Murky Mucky Mendacious Meg,’ it seems those days are over. Supposedly, according to “royal insiders” […]

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Curiously looking down rather than straight at the camera – indicative of the behaviour of someone with something to hide – the rotten royal was slammed online and amongst others former royal chef Darren McGrady declared: “His grandfather would have given him a clip around the ear and told him to grow up. The Queen will be devastated, and Princess Diana would, too, if she were here.”

Going further, “royal biographer” Angela Levin referenced ‘Mr Meghan Markle’ as a “child stamping his feet” in the context of the Duke of Sussex’s decision to take his own grandmother and the British government to court over their decision to not give him security protection when in the UK. Levin quite correctly added: “It’s all about ‘me, me, me’ rather than going out of the way for his grandmother and showing he cares.”

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In days past, the Duke of Sussex used to be spotted in La Brasserie and Boujis. Now, courtesy of his wicked wastrel woke wife, he’s more likely doing yoga and eating yoghurt with the decidedly dull people of Montecito, California. Yawn!
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Meanwhile elsewhere on Twitter, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s moronic mouthpiece Omid Scobie has been tweeting about the disgrace that is Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife – a mouse not a man who paid £12 million to a woman he supposedly never met last week.
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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have allegedly been complaining about the “stink” in the environs of their Montecito mansion. According to one local resident: “It smells like offal that has been rotting in the sun. It makes my stomach churn.” With rumours abounding that the pair might divorce even also, all’s not well at the ‘House of Sussex.’
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On YouTube, the brilliant Welsh warbler has yet again called out the other ‘MeGain’ mouthpiece that is the warped wazzock Christopher Bouzy. Of him, she declared: “He hounds me 24/7.”