Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Knickers In A Twist – Harry’s £800k Pants – Royal Underpants For Auction

Former Las Vegas stripper attempts to auction drippy Prince Harry’s black underpants for the ludicrous sum of £800,000; who on earth would want these soiled goods?

Whilst interest in Tom Bower’s book on them, Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors, continues to ignite the passions of the Twitterati in spite of it actually revealing very little new, a former Las Vegas stripper is now selling a pair of black underpants Prince Charles’s second son gave her in August 2012 because she quite rightly believes he’s become a “bore.”


Set to be auctioned on 17th August this year at the Hustler Club in Las Vegas, what the Mirror described as a “raunchy keepsake” have been guided at £800,000 ($963,000, €942,000 or درهم3.5 million) along with the dress and swimsuit worn by British born Carrie Reichert (now known as ‘Carrie Royale’ and formerly nicknamed ‘Lady Dominique’) on the occasion when she met a man she dubbed then “fun Harry.”


Speaking of why she is selling now, 43-year-old Reichert told the paper:


“Harry has become such a bore, it’s a real shame. When he partied in Vegas, everyone loved him and his sense of fun. At least these pants are a reminder of what he used to be like… when Harry was the fun prince.”


“It’s a shame he’s all po-faced and serious these days. Even as a married dad of two, he should still let his hair down now and again – what’s left of it any way.”


Elsewhere dubbed “miserable and pompous” following his speech last week to a virtually empty room at the United Nations on Mandela Day, the Duke of Sussex continues to cause trouble for his relatives. This morning, the MailOnline’s Stewart Case shared news that the royal renegade “is reported to have completed his eagerly awaited autobiography.


Of it, Case claimed “publisher Random House is aiming for the book to be out in time for the Thanksgiving and Christmas Holidays, when it could be marketed as a gift.” Frankly, who on earth would want it – apart from ‘MeGain’ and perhaps also PR peddler Omid Scobie?


Pictured top – An especially unkempt and miserable looking Duke of Sussex at the United Nations in New York last week with his very ambitious crackpot wife sat alongside looking, as ever, as if she is the cat that well and truly got the cream.


Carrie Reichert Carrie Royale
Of the underwear story, ‘The Sun’ ran today with the headline: “Get ‘Em Orf’ and shared its previous front page of the royal in the buff – published on Friday 24th August 2012 in “Britain’s most popular paper” as a “souvenir printed edition.”
UN speech
The speech by the Duke of Sussex clearly wasn’t exactly welcomed at the United Nations given how many empty seats there were when he got up to ramble and rant and interfere in matters that he has no actual qualification. Here is a mouse-not-a-man who is, a bit like Boris Johnson, controlled by his pugnacious puppet mistress. What a shame that this once “fun loving” has become nothing but a drip and a hypocrite who brings nothing but shame on his relatives.
Soulmate and Inmate Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Twitter users compared the Duke of Sussex to an “inmate” and referenced his wife – who notably kept grabbing him by the hand during their visit to the UN in a most controlling fashion – as a “soulmate.” Frankly, they’d have done better to term her “prison governess.”
Whilst the wicked wastrel woman formerly known as Meghan Markle looked utterly smug during their appearance in New York, her husband sat looking utterly trapped. The expression on his face was not of a man happy with his lot, but one of someone who looks utterly trapped. Life in America and away from his caring family clearly does not suit this spoilt little twerp and at some point, most likely, he will definitely try and escape.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. We anticipated this…but she is actually morphing into Wallace Simpson!
    Harry is going to end up in a “home for the bewildered” sooner than later. The poor children have been marooned in Hollywoodland eek!

  2. As we both know Joan,there are a lot of idiots in the world. Btw, I’m still waiting for actual pics of Merchie & Lillibucks.. I 100%. believe there were no children with them during the jubilee. Kinda have to wonder if a certain sweet lady was getting a little too close to.the truth.Ya know the question about the surragacy. After Tom Bowers book.we now know as fact, there is no low d list mattress actress won’t stoop to. Good grief what a devil!


  3. Puts a whole new spin on ” dirty laundry”. I hope whoever buys them makes a flag out of them and folds them with reverent precision at the close of day.


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