Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

Sex toy up the bums of sheep shover Larysa Switlyk takes to social media to moan about what she’s had to quite deservedly endure

Larysa Switlyk likes to boast about shoving sex toys up the bums of sheep she’s shot. She doesn’t like criticism however and now, after she bragged about getting an award for her deviant conduct, this wicked wench has taken to deleting the missives of anyone who dares call out her disgusting antics.

 

In an Instagram post yesterday, Switlyk – an off-the-scale example of a dumb blonde plainly on crack – shared news that she’s “stopped Googling [herself] because [she] was tired of reading fake news” about her appalling behaviour and bizarrely announced: “God has a plan for us all… God knew I needed to cleanse the toxic people out and not allow anyone to hold me back from my true potential.”

 

Aside from bleating about the “trials” she feels she has had, in her deluded mind, to “endure,” this personification of evil then posted about how she was “honoured” to have Kimberly Guilfoyle, the batshit crazy lover of the elephant massacring moron Donald Trump Jr. following her and curiously announced: “You rock sista [sic]!” In October last year, we called out a PR named Norah Lawlor and a morally bankrupt animal charity named Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for holding an event involving these frankly vile individuals.

 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. What a bloody psychotic bitch, this is usually the domain of males with small penises trying to be macho men, but a female? Also wtf is the relevance of the sex toy??

  2. This is someone who has an internal struggle against insecurities and other worries. She may initially make up for low self-confidence by showing a brave and assertive exterior, but this bravado doesn’t always seem natural and does not sit well with other people.
    IMO In her battle to attain real self-confidence it would be better for her to maintain high ethical and moral standards in order to avoid scandal and slander, as this would further eat away at her confidence.

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