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Axing Switlyk

Sex toy loving animal slayer Larysa Switlyk appears in a video hurling axes at a wall whilst trying to flog ghastly leggings

There’s deranged and then there’s Larysa Switylk. She who likes to shove sex toys up the bums of sheep again proved her mental health to be in the worst order today when she posted a video of herself throwing axes on Instagram.


Wiper out of endangered species Switlyk posed in a pair of leggings featuring an image of her favourite animal to abuse (a sheep). You can buy them for the ludicrous sum of £57 on her website – if you want to join the 99 others that plainly wish to look like a prized dork.


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4 comments on “Axing Switlyk”

  1. Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!! I can think of things to shove up her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (But you are right ——— mentally retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

  2. She’s a complete fruit loop and shouldn’t be any where near guns or axes. Deranged bitch, I don’t understand the sexual thing with killing animals, there are massive warning signs with this woman, Mark my words.

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