Thursday, November 26, 2020

#2 - Monster of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

Massacring monster Larysa Switlyk boasts about killing an endangered Coke’s hartebeest and a wolf also; she shares such for personal profit and frankly Instagram should be ashamed of itself for enabling her

Fresh from proudly boasting about slaughtering an endangered Coke’s hartebeest in Northern Tanzania in August. – which even she admitted has seen its “numbers crashed” – Larysa Switlyk yesterday posted an image of herself with a wolf she’d mercilessly killed in Macedonia on Instagram.


Barbaric bitch Switlyk’s image shockingly attracted over 2,600 likes in just 11 hours and comments such as “that’s cool!” and “you can make a necklace from his tusks,” but what should be remembered is this: The dumb-ass morons flocking to her page are then directed to a page selling ‘sheep yoga shorts’ and ‘baby one pieces.’ Larysa Switlyk, it can be argued, shares this on social media for one reason and one reason alone and that disgustingly is personal profit.


Previously, this vile excuse for a human and all-round personification of evil has been ironically photographed at a fundraiser for Rescue Dogs Rock NYC with fellow slayer of elephants and leopards Eric Trump and she’s also been captured shoving sex toys up the bums of sheep she’d shot in Norfolk, England. Frankly, her eventual elimination from the planet is the only thing about her that will ever be welcomed.


Please sign a petition calling on Instagram to ban Larysa Switlyk from their site and/or, at the very least, remove her blue tick. The content she posts is not acceptable for family audiences.


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Monster of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk kills wolf and Coke’s hartebeest – Massacring monster Larysa Switlyk boasts about killing an endangered Coke’s hartebeest and a wolf also; she shares such for personal profit and frankly Instagram should be ashamed of itself for enabling her.
Larysa Switlyk’s post attracted over 2,616 likes on Instagram in just 11 hours from people plainly as mentally retarded as her. If the social media giant had any decency, they would ban this monster from their platform given the offensive content she posts. One has to ask: “Who in their right mind on Instagram’s board, for example, finds it acceptable to shove a sex toy up the arse of a dead sheep?”


    • Not that what I think counteracts the negative comments of Mr Wayde, but I always enjoyed reading your real estate insights.

      And yes, Ms Switlyk is truly disgusting.

    • Now this, Nikko, is a fabulous suggestion. Be happy to accompany you, and more than happy to load your gun. Sadly you’ll have to pull the trigger only the last gun I fired was a popgun at the local fair I shot and unfortunately killed a goldfish instead of hitting the target 🤭

  1. Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll discipline her and have her over my knee!!!!!!!!!!!!! She deserves to be punished for abusing animals but pwoahhhhh…………. She’s HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy, yummy, yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I rarely comment here after the abuse I received from Peter Wayde, but I have to say this disgusting woman needs to be jailed. If she were incarcerated, animals would be safer and endangered species could be saved.

  3. She takes detestable to a new level and plainly is a not stable of mind either. Lock her up in a mental home. It’s the only place suitable for her. The cell must be padded as she’ll start harming herself soon. Clearly ill and clearly evil.


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