“Confound their politics, frustrate their knavish tricks…” once enthused “daughter of a wealthy San Francisco businessman” Malin Baker Bogue, a blonde bimbo who’ll now go down in history simply for having got smashed and crashed into a buffet table whilst dancing to The Pogues’ Fairytale of New York at a clearly rule breaking knees-up during Covid lockdown 2.0 on 14th December 2020. The boozy ‘Jingle & Mingle’ Christmas bash in honour of the failed candidate to be Mayor of London Shaun Bailey was held in the basement of the Conservative Party’s Matthew Parker Street, London, SW1 offices and at least 24 rule breaking individuals were present.
Prone to exhibiting all the ‘qualities’ of a brash American abroad and one desperate to be welcomed in England, here is a feckless, fun-loving sort who ‘likes’ a group titled Alumni Polo on Facebook who also suggests she enjoys surfing; there doesn’t, in fact, seem to be much serious about her.
“When I dance, they call me Macarena” boasted the “pro-Trump lobbyist”Stonehaven senior consultant in one post – clearly not realising she’d be subsequently exposed for slobbering around doing just such by the Mirror in June 2023 – on the social network in March 2023 whilst in July 2018 the then 28-year-old told Alex Fraser of Reuters of Donald Trump: “I do find it curious the amount of opprobrium and time that protesters dedicate to the freely elected leader of a free country, that they don’t direct towards the visit of somebody like the president of China.” Talk about profound.
Belgian born butler Julian Sessé was said to be a “kind and generous man;” devoted to his employer Lord Bernstein, he was slayed with a meat cleaver in a basement in Belgravia on a snowy December evening in 1970.
A rapper and grime MC turned TV star of ‘Big Zuu’s Big Eats,’ Zuhair Hassan is an example of a youngster with infectious positivity and great talent. A modern-day Keith Floyd in the making.
After having been attacked and left for dead aged 26, Derbyshire born Ken Smith found solace in the Scottish Highlands and has lived as a hermit for around 46 years in a cabin that is 27 miles from the nearest settlement. He lives off the land and has 70 gallons of hooch on the go and “wants everyone to be merry” when he dies.
A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour in Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1 ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to entertain those queuing for somewhat overpriced cakes. Though little is known about...
Legendary racehorse Roy Rocket was a wildcard punters’ favourite at Brighton. He was trained by John Berry and was allowed to do as he wanted at his yard. “Roy’s the boy” was regularly cheered to success by an octogenarian with a flask full of gin.
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