Saturday, December 5, 2020

No. 41 - Tanya Gold

Tanya Gold 550This acid tongued journalist doesn’t care about causing offence. Though Tanya Gold benefitted from an Oxford education, she said the place was “hellish” and “[needed] to be broken apart and stuffed with state school kids”. Best known for undercover reporting, she is most often found interviewing the likes of the late paedophile Jimmy Savile or viciously attacking successful restaurateurs such as Keith McNally of Balthazar. This former alcoholic and queen of the posion pen has also written a column named “The Quitter” but sadly, though many wish for it, we suspect she won’t. Next!

 

 

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    The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

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    Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley) – Press secretary to Boris Johnson – Deliveroo boy and former assistant to alleged groper Michael Fallon became Boris Johnson’s press secretary in June 2019. He is best known for swearing.

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    Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

    Deal? What Deal – Theresa May’s meaningless Brexit non-deal – Theresa May comes under attack from all sides in Parliament as Speaker Bercow calls “mostly hardline Brexiteers”

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    The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

    Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’) – Vile paedophile and rapist Adam Marchment thinks he deserves better food in jail. Let him eat porridge!

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    Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

    Anne Marie Waters – Bigot and failed UKIP leadership candidate – Anne Marie Waters is the “Donald Trump of the UK” (without the power) according to her fans but just a “piss poor Nazi bigot” according to others.

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    Anne Marie Waters

    Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’) – A somewhat loopy YouTube ‘star’, Australian Leanne Ratcliffe moved from promoting veganism to “living sustainably” in February 2017.

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    Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

    Nazi supporting jailbird turned Milton Keynes Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke pictured with fellow hypocrite Diane Abbott MP

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    Margaret Burke

    Instagram self-publicists Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor – Narcissist Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum”. She is mostly accompanied by her daughters Winter and Soleil.

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    Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

    Racist Tory councillor and director of Ambay Software Nick Harrington – Bigot Nick Harrington tweeted: “You can keep your f***ing gypsies” after Ireland gave Britain ‘nul points’ in Eurovision Song Contest.

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    Nick Harrington

    Michael Heaver – Right-wing co-owner of Westmonster website

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    Michael Heaver

    Stephen Miller – Senior Policy Advisor to the President – Donald Trump

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    Stephen Miller

    Chris Bryant MP (AKA “Captain Underpants”)

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    Chris Bryant MP

    Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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    Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

    Constance Briscoe

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    Constance Briscoe

    Tom O’Carroll (AKA “Carl Toms”)

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    Tom O’Carroll

    Harriet Harman

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    The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

    Diane Abbott MP

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    Diane Abbott MP

    Julie Burchill

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    Julie Burchill

    Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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    Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

    Raheem Kassam

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    Raheem Kassam

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    Lizzie Cornish

    Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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    Joshua Bonehill-Paine

    mary whitehouse

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    Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

    A truly pointless woman - Diane Abbot MP

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    Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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    Carole Malone

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    Miriam O’Reilly

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    Amanda Platell

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    Baroness Warsi

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    Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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    Barbara Driver

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    Anton Casey

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    Kanye West

    Girls and boys - Jack Monroe

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    Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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    Charlie Cooper

    nice Katie Hopkins

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    Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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    Panda Morgan-Thomas

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    Chloe Madeley

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    Amanda Knox

    Richard Littlejohn

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    Richard Littlejohn

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    Sandi Toksvig

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    Tanya Gold

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    Justin Bieber

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    Judy Finnigan

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    Vicky Pryce

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    Lance Armstrong

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    Kay Burley

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    Liz Jones

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    Angela Epstein

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    Jan Moir

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    Nadine Dorries MP

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    Paul Burrell RVM

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    Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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    Clarence Mitchell

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    Karen Matthews

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    Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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    Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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    Trenton Oldfield

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    Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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    Samantha Brick

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    Sally Bercow


    1. She is one of the finest and most acerbic of the younger generation of journo’s ranking with the deliciously clever Camilla Long. What on earth has the fact that she is a recovering alcoholic to do with the price of salt?
      Who is Mr McNally? Maybe he deserved his basting. Frankly, we hear just a little too much of these chefs and restauranteurs. They should learn their place in polite society instead of thrusting themselves forward at every opportunity.

    2. Pete Wayde and Tanya Gold obviously share a chemistry they cannot deny, and a love they cannot ignore.
      I recommend a quiet romantic evening at their local Nando’s Restaurant, it is a deliciously different way to spice it up and break the ice. Nando’s Lime and coriander Peri-Peri Chicken is delicious and very reasonable in price, the sauces are included. The management and staff are well trained in customer services etiquette, and you are under no obligation to leave a tip. I look forward to reading your review of your experience at Nando’s.

      • What exactly is Nando: some sort of ‘ethnic experience’? If so, it would not appeal.
        And why would you be so simplistic as to imagine that my regard for someone who writes rather well could be the basis of some form of romantic assignation. I fear, Mr Paddaman, you may have to ‘run that one past me again’.

        • Pete Wayde is obviously not a connoisseur of Mozambican-Portuguese cuisine.
          What a shame, to miss out on such culinary art.
          Perhaps he could customise the Mcdonald’s fast food chain. Ronald Mcdonald will appeal to him, as does Tanya Gold.
          Bon Appetit.

      • Not quite the opinion of the editor of the Sunday Times, the Standard and the various other media who purchase her words by the expensive thousand. Oh, but apologies…who am I to contest the view of someone of your literary provenance…just pulling your leg!

    3. She’s a b***h of the first order. *** this cow. She’s of no use to anyone. She just wrecks the lives of decent people. F*****g cow. [EDITED FOR DECENCY]

      • Henry…don’t you think that as Steeples Times is a family medium you might avoid the use of ‘toilet talk”? Those who know you will know you as articulate, but those like I, who don’t, might be driven to believe that you are not terribly well educated.
        My old grandpere, Le Duc de Cantaloupe de Braganza…a gentleman of exquisite manners and bearing always said only common people swore. Was he right or wrong?

    4. An excellent, entertaining journalist. I love her stuff. She gets to the heart of her subject and calls out the pretentious and pompous like McNally and his ghastly overpriced ‘restaurants’.

    5. Sometimes young Steeple I fear that you see “reds under the beds”. I followed your link and read her scribblings. I saw nothing of what you describe as racist and aprt from the odd contrived rather lumpen attempst at humour, thoiught it good piece. She certainly writes more fluently than most of your contributors. (Rod Jones excepted, of course, he doesn’t write. He adds minmal comments with the charm of a paintball splash).

      • Thank you for describing me as “young” but I must suggest there’s nothing about me suspecting Communism in Tanya Gold. She is simply a racist bigot and her comments in the most recent article about Antigua and donkeys proves such. This woman has no charm at all and having met her once, I’d rather eat wasps and nails than ever encounter her sorry person ever again. I hope you never have the misfortune to encounter this bizarre beast of a bird.

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