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Sandi Toksvig

Sandi ToksvigIn 2013, this Danish-British former Liberal Democrat author and presenter stated: “The Duchess of Cambridge lacks a single [relevant] opinion”. The nation were far from impressed. “Toxic Toksvig”, as some refer to her, is a Cambridge educated lesbian and mother of three whose works number Hitler’s Canary and Heroines & Harridans. She started her career on the appropriately named Motormouth and once stated: “When I see comedian – and ‘comedienne’, of course I hate it – I think ‘Oh, really?’ because I think of myself as a writer and broadcaster”. Miaow!


The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley) – Press secretary to Boris Johnson – Deliveroo boy and former assistant to alleged groper Michael Fallon became Boris Johnson’s press secretary in June 2019. He is best known for swearing.

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

Deal? What Deal – Theresa May’s meaningless Brexit non-deal – Theresa May comes under attack from all sides in Parliament as Speaker Bercow calls “mostly hardline Brexiteers”

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’) – Vile paedophile and rapist Adam Marchment thinks he deserves better food in jail. Let him eat porridge!

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Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

Anne Marie Waters – Bigot and failed UKIP leadership candidate – Anne Marie Waters is the “Donald Trump of the UK” (without the power) according to her fans but just a “piss poor Nazi bigot” according to others.

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Anne Marie Waters

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’) – A somewhat loopy YouTube ‘star’, Australian Leanne Ratcliffe moved from promoting veganism to “living sustainably” in February 2017.

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Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

Nazi supporting jailbird turned Milton Keynes Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke pictured with fellow hypocrite Diane Abbott MP

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Margaret Burke

Instagram self-publicists Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor – Narcissist Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum”. She is mostly accompanied by her daughters Winter and Soleil.

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Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

Racist Tory councillor and director of Ambay Software Nick Harrington – Bigot Nick Harrington tweeted: “You can keep your f***ing gypsies” after Ireland gave Britain ‘nul points’ in Eurovision Song Contest.

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Nick Harrington

Michael Heaver – Right-wing co-owner of Westmonster website

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Michael Heaver

Stephen Miller – Senior Policy Advisor to the President – Donald Trump

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Stephen Miller

Chris Bryant MP (AKA “Captain Underpants”)

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Chris Bryant MP

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

Constance Briscoe

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Constance Briscoe

Tom O’Carroll (AKA “Carl Toms”)

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Tom O’Carroll

Harriet Harman

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The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

Diane Abbott MP

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Diane Abbott MP

Julie Burchill

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Julie Burchill

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

Raheem Kassam

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Raheem Kassam

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Lizzie Cornish

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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Joshua Bonehill-Paine

mary whitehouse

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Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

A truly pointless woman - Diane Abbot MP

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Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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Carole Malone

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Miriam O’Reilly

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Amanda Platell

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Baroness Warsi

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Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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Barbara Driver

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Anton Casey

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Kanye West

Girls and boys - Jack Monroe

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Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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Charlie Cooper

nice Katie Hopkins

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Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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Panda Morgan-Thomas

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Chloe Madeley

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Amanda Knox

Richard Littlejohn

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Richard Littlejohn

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Sandi Toksvig

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Tanya Gold

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Justin Bieber

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Judy Finnigan

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Vicky Pryce

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Lance Armstrong

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Kay Burley

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Liz Jones

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Angela Epstein

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Jan Moir

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Nadine Dorries MP

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Paul Burrell RVM

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Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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Clarence Mitchell

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Karen Matthews

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Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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Trenton Oldfield

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Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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Samantha Brick

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Sally Bercow


  1. Sandi Toksvig’s facial expressions gives the impression that she is “Blowing a raspberry” a noise commenly associated with flatulence. It is caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttock. The noise and odour associated with flatus leaving the anus can be the source of embarrassment or comedy in many cultures. Sandi’s secret recipe for success in a stand-up comedy routine.

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