Known primarily for posing in his underpants on a gay dating site and for the utterly ridiculous assessment that Delilah is a song about the murder of a prostitute, Chris Bryant is one of the most pointless MPs ever. Educated at Cheltenham College and Oxford and an Anglican priest between 1987 and 1991, this Welsh busybody was rightly described as a “narrow-minded ‘classist gimp’ motivated by the politics of jealousy” by the singer James Blunt in January 2015. Delilah writer Sylvan Whittingham, meanwhile, claimed he “just made up” his claims against her song in February 2015. She has a point and anyone sensible would simply tell Bryant: “Please, just turn yourself off”.
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What a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need not say more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He should be sectioned. He is plainly deranged.
You mean Rod?
Rod should be placed in a padded cell with Chris Bryant.
Chris Bryant should be locked up. Another dodgy MP who got himself involved in the expenses scandal.
Sospan Fach – Dai bach
As a ‘ Shirt lifter ‘ or an ‘ All rounder ‘ as they are known in Cardiff; he might be tickled by the line ‘ Little Dai the soldier with his shirt tail hanging out ‘
What a cocksure tosser…. The looney left at their best, he wants the Tom Jones song “Delilah” banned from Welch rugby games. Double standards Britain, thank God, rugby is still a man’s game. Welch rugby fans must de-ball him.