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Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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This Geordie Vegan campaigner got some £24 million in her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. She’s continued to cause trouble ever since.

  4. I can’t understand what all the fuss is about!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s rich and sexy and Macca treated her badly!!!!!!!! She deserves every damned penny!!!!!!!!!!! Heather – If you read this, get in touch my lovely!!!!!!!!!

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