Friday, January 15, 2021

No. 2 - The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

Aside from spending more time in television studios than working for the good of her constituents, this crow-like creature is a “hard Brexiteer” with a penchant for claiming expenses for a second home despite representing a North London constituency. Bombastic to her core and a one-time friend of the “arse grabber” Brian Coleman, Theresa Villiers has been described as “divorced, dogmatic and dreadful.” She has bizarrely used three word alliterative phrases at least 724 times in debates, is anti-fox hunting and staunchly pro-Israel.

 

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley) – Press secretary to Boris Johnson – Deliveroo boy and former assistant to alleged groper Michael Fallon became Boris Johnson’s press secretary in June 2019. He is best known for swearing.

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

Deal? What Deal – Theresa May’s meaningless Brexit non-deal – Theresa May comes under attack from all sides in Parliament as Speaker Bercow calls “mostly hardline Brexiteers”

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’) – Vile paedophile and rapist Adam Marchment thinks he deserves better food in jail. Let him eat porridge!

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Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

Anne Marie Waters – Bigot and failed UKIP leadership candidate – Anne Marie Waters is the “Donald Trump of the UK” (without the power) according to her fans but just a “piss poor Nazi bigot” according to others.

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Anne Marie Waters

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’) – A somewhat loopy YouTube ‘star’, Australian Leanne Ratcliffe moved from promoting veganism to “living sustainably” in February 2017.

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Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

Nazi supporting jailbird turned Milton Keynes Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke pictured with fellow hypocrite Diane Abbott MP

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Margaret Burke

Instagram self-publicists Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor – Narcissist Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum”. She is mostly accompanied by her daughters Winter and Soleil.

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Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

Racist Tory councillor and director of Ambay Software Nick Harrington – Bigot Nick Harrington tweeted: “You can keep your f***ing gypsies” after Ireland gave Britain ‘nul points’ in Eurovision Song Contest.

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Nick Harrington

Michael Heaver – Right-wing co-owner of Westmonster website

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Michael Heaver

Stephen Miller – Senior Policy Advisor to the President – Donald Trump

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Stephen Miller

Chris Bryant MP (AKA “Captain Underpants”)

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Chris Bryant MP

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

Constance Briscoe

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Constance Briscoe

Tom O’Carroll (AKA “Carl Toms”)

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Tom O’Carroll

Harriet Harman

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The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

Diane Abbott MP

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Diane Abbott MP

Julie Burchill

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Julie Burchill

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

Raheem Kassam

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Raheem Kassam

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Lizzie Cornish

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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Joshua Bonehill-Paine

mary whitehouse

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Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

A truly pointless woman - Diane Abbot MP

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Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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Carole Malone

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Miriam O’Reilly

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Amanda Platell

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Baroness Warsi

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Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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Barbara Driver

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Anton Casey

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Kanye West

Girls and boys - Jack Monroe

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Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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Charlie Cooper

nice Katie Hopkins

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Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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Panda Morgan-Thomas

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Chloe Madeley

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Amanda Knox

Richard Littlejohn

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Richard Littlejohn

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Sandi Toksvig

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Tanya Gold

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Justin Bieber

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Judy Finnigan

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Vicky Pryce

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Lance Armstrong

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Kay Burley

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Liz Jones

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Angela Epstein

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Jan Moir

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Nadine Dorries MP

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Paul Burrell RVM

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Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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Clarence Mitchell

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Karen Matthews

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Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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Trenton Oldfield

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Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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Samantha Brick

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Sally Bercow


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8 COMMENTS

  1. Theresa is a very dedicated politician and she has focused on getting to the top. It is unfair to criticise her and if she were a man, she would be left alone.

  2. Along with Iain Duncan Smith, Theresa Villiers and David Davis are the worst of the Brexiteers. They come across as totally without an understanding of the implications of what they support and their heads are buried in the sands of dogma. Where is that £350 million they promised our NHS? Liars, the lot of them.

  3. Villiers emulates Margaret Thatcher and that is obvious but where’s her style? The picture you use is the best. She looks like a wet weekend.

  4. It is sad that because a perfectly democratic vote goes against the Blair Cameron Clegg view the world is coming to an end. Perhaps if the so called elite had considered anyone but themselves and not left a majority disenfranchised then the vote might have gone the other way. You only have yourselves to blame don’t keep passing the buck because of your own guilt

    • JB seems to be making a lot of assumptions. This listing mocks Villiers because of her greediness, crow-like look and anti fox hunting stance as much as it does for her hard Brexit views. Get over yourself!

  5. Whilst being entirely at odds with her stand on Brexit, I can at least see she is certainly no little Englander, shown by her repeated championing of the forgotten cause of illegally occupied Cyprus.
    You also fail to show the following revealing statistics which contradict your point about her spending more time in tv studios than representing her constituents:
    Has spoken in 68 debates in the last year — well above average amongst MPs. See all Theresa Villiers’s speeches
    Has received answers to 86 written questions in the last year — well above average amongst MPs.
    Replied within 2 or 3 weeks to a medium number of messages sent via WriteToThem.com during 2015, according to constituents.
    Has voted in 94.19% of votes in this Parliament with this affiliation — well above average amongst MPs. (From Public Whip)

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