The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

Aside from spending more time in television studios than working for the good of her constituents, this crow-like creature is a “hard Brexiteer” with a penchant for claiming expenses for a second home despite representing a North London constituency. Bombastic to her core and a one-time friend of the “arse grabber” Brian Coleman, Theresa Villiers has been described as “divorced, dogmatic and dreadful.” She has bizarrely used three word alliterative phrases at least 724 times in debates, is anti-fox hunting and staunchly pro-Israel.

 

8 COMMENTS

  1. Theresa is a very dedicated politician and she has focused on getting to the top. It is unfair to criticise her and if she were a man, she would be left alone.

  2. Along with Iain Duncan Smith, Theresa Villiers and David Davis are the worst of the Brexiteers. They come across as totally without an understanding of the implications of what they support and their heads are buried in the sands of dogma. Where is that £350 million they promised our NHS? Liars, the lot of them.

  3. Villiers emulates Margaret Thatcher and that is obvious but where’s her style? The picture you use is the best. She looks like a wet weekend.

  4. It is sad that because a perfectly democratic vote goes against the Blair Cameron Clegg view the world is coming to an end. Perhaps if the so called elite had considered anyone but themselves and not left a majority disenfranchised then the vote might have gone the other way. You only have yourselves to blame don’t keep passing the buck because of your own guilt

    • JB seems to be making a lot of assumptions. This listing mocks Villiers because of her greediness, crow-like look and anti fox hunting stance as much as it does for her hard Brexit views. Get over yourself!

  5. Whilst being entirely at odds with her stand on Brexit, I can at least see she is certainly no little Englander, shown by her repeated championing of the forgotten cause of illegally occupied Cyprus.
    You also fail to show the following revealing statistics which contradict your point about her spending more time in tv studios than representing her constituents:
    Has spoken in 68 debates in the last year — well above average amongst MPs. See all Theresa Villiers’s speeches
    Has received answers to 86 written questions in the last year — well above average amongst MPs.
    Replied within 2 or 3 weeks to a medium number of messages sent via WriteToThem.com during 2015, according to constituents.
    Has voted in 94.19% of votes in this Parliament with this affiliation — well above average amongst MPs. (From Public Whip)

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