The author of Ugly and Beyond Ugly, Clapham based Constance Briscoe is nothing but a shameless disgrace. A former barrister and judge, cosmetic surgery loving Briscoe was jailed for perverting the course of justice in May 2014 yet despite owning a half-share in a £250,000 holiday home in France, claimed she was “too poor to pay” the £89,000 demand for the cost of her trial in July 2015. On Twitter – if indeed the account is genuine – her handle states: “Interested in more TV work. [Own show would be good]. If Oprah & Ross can do it then so can I”.

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The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

1

Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

2

The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

3

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

4

Anne Marie Waters

5

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

6

Margaret Burke

7

Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

8

Nick Harrington

9

Michael Heaver

10

Stephen Miller

11

Chris Bryant MP

12

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

13

Constance Briscoe

14

Tom O’Carroll

15

The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

16

Diane Abbott MP

17

Julie Burchill

18

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

19

Raheem Kassam

20

Lizzie Cornish

21

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

22

Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

23

Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

24

Carole Malone

25

Miriam O’Reilly

26

Amanda Platell

27

Baroness Warsi

28

Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

29

Barbara Driver

30

Anton Casey

31

Kanye West

32

Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

33

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

34

Charlie Cooper

35

Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

36

Panda Morgan-Thomas

37

Chloe Madeley

38

Amanda Knox

39

Richard Littlejohn

40

Sandi Toksvig

41

Tanya Gold

42

Justin Bieber

43

Judy Finnigan

44

Vicky Pryce

45

Lance Armstrong

46

Kay Burley

47

Liz Jones

48

Angela Epstein

49

Jan Moir

50

Nadine Dorries MP

51

Paul Burrell RVM

52

Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

53

Clarence Mitchell

54

Karen Matthews

55

Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

56

Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

57

Sally Bercow

58

Samantha Brick

59

Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

60

Trenton Oldfield