Sunday, November 29, 2020

No. 13 - Constance Briscoe

Constance BriscoeThe author of Ugly and Beyond Ugly, Clapham based Constance Briscoe is nothing but a shameless disgrace. A former barrister and judge, cosmetic surgery loving Briscoe was jailed for perverting the course of justice in May 2014 yet despite owning a half-share in a £250,000 holiday home in France, claimed she was “too poor to pay” the £89,000 demand for the cost of her trial in July 2015. On Twitter – if indeed the account is genuine – her handle states: “Interested in more TV work. [Own show would be good]. If Oprah & Ross can do it then so can I”.

 

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    The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

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    Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley) – Press secretary to Boris Johnson – Deliveroo boy and former assistant to alleged groper Michael Fallon became Boris Johnson’s press secretary in June 2019. He is best known for swearing.

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    Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

    Deal? What Deal – Theresa May’s meaningless Brexit non-deal – Theresa May comes under attack from all sides in Parliament as Speaker Bercow calls “mostly hardline Brexiteers”

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    The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

    Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’) – Vile paedophile and rapist Adam Marchment thinks he deserves better food in jail. Let him eat porridge!

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    Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

    Anne Marie Waters – Bigot and failed UKIP leadership candidate – Anne Marie Waters is the “Donald Trump of the UK” (without the power) according to her fans but just a “piss poor Nazi bigot” according to others.

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    Anne Marie Waters

    Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’) – A somewhat loopy YouTube ‘star’, Australian Leanne Ratcliffe moved from promoting veganism to “living sustainably” in February 2017.

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    Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

    Nazi supporting jailbird turned Milton Keynes Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke pictured with fellow hypocrite Diane Abbott MP

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    Margaret Burke

    Instagram self-publicists Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor – Narcissist Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum”. She is mostly accompanied by her daughters Winter and Soleil.

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    Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

    Racist Tory councillor and director of Ambay Software Nick Harrington – Bigot Nick Harrington tweeted: “You can keep your f***ing gypsies” after Ireland gave Britain ‘nul points’ in Eurovision Song Contest.

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    Nick Harrington

    Michael Heaver – Right-wing co-owner of Westmonster website

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    Michael Heaver

    Stephen Miller – Senior Policy Advisor to the President – Donald Trump

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    Stephen Miller

    Chris Bryant MP (AKA “Captain Underpants”)

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    Chris Bryant MP

    Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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    Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

    Constance Briscoe

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    Constance Briscoe

    Tom O’Carroll (AKA “Carl Toms”)

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    Tom O’Carroll

    Harriet Harman

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    The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

    Diane Abbott MP

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    Diane Abbott MP

    Julie Burchill

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    Julie Burchill

    Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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    Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

    Raheem Kassam

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    Raheem Kassam

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    Lizzie Cornish

    Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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    Joshua Bonehill-Paine

    mary whitehouse

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    Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

    A truly pointless woman - Diane Abbot MP

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    Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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    Carole Malone

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    Miriam O’Reilly

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    Amanda Platell

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    Baroness Warsi

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    Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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    Barbara Driver

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    Anton Casey

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    Kanye West

    Girls and boys - Jack Monroe

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    Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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    Charlie Cooper

    nice Katie Hopkins

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    Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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    Panda Morgan-Thomas

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    Chloe Madeley

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    Amanda Knox

    Richard Littlejohn

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    Richard Littlejohn

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    Sandi Toksvig

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    Tanya Gold

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    Justin Bieber

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    Judy Finnigan

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    Vicky Pryce

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    Lance Armstrong

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    Kay Burley

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    Liz Jones

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    Angela Epstein

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    Jan Moir

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    Nadine Dorries MP

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    Paul Burrell RVM

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    Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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    Clarence Mitchell

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    Karen Matthews

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    Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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    Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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    Trenton Oldfield

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    Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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    Samantha Brick

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    Sally Bercow


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