Lizzie CornishLizzie Cornish is a plainly bonkers Twitter troll who believes that the convicted paedophile Rolf Harris is innocent of his crimes. Devon based Cornish’s handle states: “ROLF HARRIS IS INNOCENT! I’m a woman pissed off by Lying Women, &also by Greedy De-Sensitized Corporate Bastards who seem intent on ruining my Beautiful Planet”. This deranged loon plainly needs help given she has tweeted over 12,900 mad missives between 2009 and 2015.

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Julie Burchill
From the same Steeple territory

Julie Burchill

Successfully sued for terming Steven Berkoff “hideously ugly” in 1996, Julie Burchill claims she’d “rather be honest and offend people than lie”.

Kanye West
From the same Steeple territory

Kanye West

This pompous rapper has variously declared himself equal to Steve Jobs, Beethoven and God. Though reports that he also believes he’s the “next Nelson Mandela” turned out to be untrue, Atlanta born West once suggested “maybe my skin’s not right” when he was overlooked in favour of Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music […]