A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour in Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1 ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to entertain those queuing for somewhat overpriced cakes. Though little is known about this dreadlocked man and despite the fact he is not popular with the staff of this bizarre “boutique bakery,” one titled local comments: “His music is jolly and he adds a bit of joy to an area now increasingly devoid of character.” Others, however, remark: “Where does the money he raise actually go?” and add: “I sense a bit of a scam.”
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9 comments
He is always friendly. I am surprised at the staff of the cake shop given how much profit they make. They should tip him.
Why encourage these grubby scroungers?
I’d like to know who he actually really raises money for.
The streets are alive with music and I like the fact.
A Black Lives Matter protest disrupted flights at London City Airport. Such a stupid organization and should be closed down.
I have seen him near the Sainsbury store on Elizabeth Street. He always smiles nicely and does not harass pensioners like me. A nice addition to the area I have to suggest. The cake shop should give him contributions as they would not have those queues without him providing entertainment.
He is very smart too and kind and made my 50 think bday with his ad hoc street DJ Ing
We would not tolerate this NONSENSE movement Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ban Black Lives Matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ban it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tramp.