As mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to a low security prison in Florida where prisoners will supposedly likely “hate” her, PR peddler Jay Beecher’s ‘The Maxwell Files’ website bizarrely starts promoting organic vegetables in Sussex and lists stories about this anything but wholesome criminal as “recipes”
Conspiracy theorists would have you ludicrously believe that Ghislaine Maxwell (now more simply known as prisoner register number 02879-509) doesn’t exist. They cite the fact as supporting evidence of her disappearance that whilst Johnny Depp’s civil defamation case with Amber Heard was televised, the convicted mucky madam nonce’s criminal trial was not, but, as they often do, these crackpots get it all wrong.
Whilst such individuals miss the very clear points of differences about the domain of each case and how media are allowed to cover or not cover such, they also ignore the simple matter that there were people present and that they did see a woman who was simply not suffering from malnutrition as her family had claimed. Cashmere clad Ghislaine Maxwell, our sources present tell us, was very much real, had a full head of hair and her weight had declined from 146 pounds on arrest by just 1.5 pounds to 144.5 pounds by the time of her trial.
Rightly called out for her decidely dodgy deviancy – which ranged from inventing pseudonyms to telling porky pies about her multi-million dollar fortune – ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ favourite child was last weekend transferred to the Tallahassee Federal Correctional Institution in Florida. She will now serve a sentence there that, if she learns to behave herself a bit better than she has thus far, will see her released on 17th July 2037.
Joining other female inmates including Narcisa Véliz Novack – the notorious murderer of the former Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel owner Bernice Novack (her ex-mother-in-law) and her son Ben Novack Jr. (her ex-husband) – Maxwell will now be forced to “clean toilets and wash dishes” for the “paltry sum” of “15 to 27 cents an hour” according to the DailyMail.com.
Going further, the paper’s Daniel Bates added of the thus far unapologetic supposed ex-lover of non-sweating Prince Andrew:
“[She] could become a target for others inmates unless she acts humbly and stops complaining about her life. But Maxwell has done the exact opposite so far and has griped relentlessly about her conditions.”
“[She] will still still have a tough time adjusting and will be in with murderers and women who have committed serious assaults. The facility is run down, humid and some women will ‘hate her’ because of her celebrity… There will be women who have been abused themselves and will not like her at all because of her crimes.”
Elsewhere yesterday, one of vegan Maxwell’s PR peddlers, Jay Beecher, took down the ‘Maxwell Files’ website where he has spread many falsehoods against the victims of this now convicted criminal sex trafficker. He replaced it with a “coming soon” missive, but by this morning an even stranger replacement had sprouted.
The ‘Maxwell Files,’ now, has become a website that promotes the sale of “locally farmed organic vegetables” from a “12-acre farm in Sussex.” It still includes articles featuring the sexual abuser’s sibling Ian Maxwell bleating on about her “innocence,” but weirdly describes such as “our favourite recipes.” One thing, however, is for sure – the only grub Ghislaine Maxwell will deservedly be getting for the next twenty years is nothing but gruel. Off to the compost heap with this rotten apple!
Pictured top (left to right) – Sordid “socialite” Ghislaine Maxwell living it up at Ascot racecourse in happier times in June 1991 prior to the death of her pension pot plundering papa; contributor to discredited ‘Politicalite’ publication – which disgracefully smeared the good name of respected journalist Peter Jukes – Jay Beecher and a selection of organic vegetables – as promoted by Beecher on his extremely toady arse-licking ‘Maxwell Files’ website.
If there’s a scuffle may the best woman win. Oh wait, is it the best or worst woman? 😲
Jay Beecher is a lovely man. I know him from the directors box at Millwall. We tried the vegetables recently at a home game , they are wonderful and WholeFoods and Planet Organic are stocking them.
Do you know anywhere else they should pitch to ? People are certainly getting far more conscious about what they eat
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Perhaps one day ole Cankles Hillary aka hildabeast ClintonISTA could share a cell in Florida with MS maxwell..
Is this a mug shot of J Beecher?? Whoa Im glad he isnt spreading rumors about my organic vegetables
Jay is promoting organic food. He is close friends with Jamie Oliver and they are trying to help manage the obesity crisis through their endeavours. It should be heavily applauded.
I will get my friend John Caudwell to support this cause. He’s a good friend of Jay too. Jay has a huge social media presence and is popular across the divide. I can see him making waves in shaping policy in the future as well.
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Jay Beecher writes intelligently. He is getting a column in the Spectator as of next month
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