As prized pillock Prince Andrew reacts to mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwellās interviews, we suggest that heās a case of āwith friends like these, who needs enemies.ā
Boo-hoo for cretinous crybaby queue jumper Phillip Schofield as the flogger of āplughole plonkā unsurprisingly gets booed at the National Television Awards.
Rotten-to-his-core convicted paedophile āentertainerā Rolf Harris may have cancer, but his refusal to apologise to his multiple victims speaks volumes as to his continuing vileness
In August, it was announced that the nonagenarian nonce Rolf...
As the āSussex Squadā yet again get rightly called out on Twitter, socialist Jeremy Corbyn bizarrely leaps to the multi-millionaireās defence; with an unlikely friend like him, who needs enemies?
Boxed plonk selling plonker Philip Schofield outrages brilliantly bonkers āBritish Battleaxeā Christine Hamilton by skipping the queue to pay respects to Her Majesty The Queen.
The Maxwell mess continues⦠Ghislaine Maxwell trial commentator for CNN Page Peter drowns in Georgia as Jeffrey Epstein whistleblower Maria Farmer curiously claims she was planning to move in with his Ponzi scheming āmentorā Steven Hoffenberg before his death; separately Maxwell gets sued by another of her former lawyers.
As the dopey Duchess of Sussex is derided for her āme, me, meā speech in Manchester, her pugnacious PR peddler Omid Scobie continues his cretinous campaign against her husbandās family.
Whose troll is worse? The bigots who support racist Tommy Robinson, the apologists for mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell or Meghan Markleās āSussex Squaddiesā?
In yet again making it all about his anything but sorry self and tittle-tattling about his delusional worries about his personal security, the PR peddler for the Duchess of Sussex that is the maniac Omid Scobie yet again shows himself as a prized pillock and prat.
That 103-year-old June Spencer, as Peggy Wooley, has lasted 72 years as a character in BBC Radio 4ās āThe Archersā is something to be celebrated.
Bonhams to sell amusing letters from āalcoholic crankā and author John OāHara that examine the difference between āarseā and āass;ā of his work āBUtterfield 8ā Elizabeth Taylor once raged: āI think it stinks!ā
As the Duchess of Sussex supposedly turns 41, pundits question whether this is yet another example of her āconvenient truthsā and suggest she could actually be now aged 45.
As author Kirby Sommers suggests that the then Meghan Markle likely spent time with Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein before she met Prince Harry, we again highlight the mucky, murkiness and mendacious manner of this alleged āyacht girl.ā
As mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to a low security prison in Florida where prisoners will supposedly likely āhateā her, PR peddler Jay Beecherās āThe Maxwell Filesā website bizarrely starts promoting organic vegetables in Sussex and lists stories about this anything but wholesome criminal as ārecipes.ā
Former Las Vegas stripper attempts to auction drippy Prince Harryās black underpants for the ludicrous sum of Ā£800,000; who on earth would want these soiled goods?
As he faces a court showdown with Virginia Roberts Giuffre, Ghislaine Maxwell apologist Alan Dershowitz gets deservedly snubbed by his now former friend Larry David.
As the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are slammed as āhypocritesā and āliars,ā they perform another āPR stuntā in announcing a forthcoming speech on Mandela Day.
As convicted mucky madam nonce Ghislaine Maxwell begins her 20-year jail sentence, it is not surprising that no prisoners want to share a dorm with her; her prison diaries will deservedly make for grim reading.
Matthew Steeples joins those demanding that Ghislaine Maxwellās henchwoman Sarah Kellen and other co-collaborators face justice for their roles assisting the convicted mucky madam sex fiend.
Prosecutors rightly demand mucky madam sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell gets maximum 55 years in the clink and thus likely deservedly dies there; they also want the deviant liar to pay the maximum Ā£615,000 fine and call out her spreading āhorror storiesā about her incarceration as āunfounded.ā
As Ghislaine Maxwell faces 30 years in prison, her lawyers have ludicrously countered suggesting she should serve just 4 years; her few āremaining friendsā and family laughably blub about the mucky madam being a āfundamentally good and decent personā who āstill has much to contribute to the world if she is given a meaningful opportunity to do so.ā
As Ghislaine Maxwellās former business partner Jemma Kidd takes part in a car rally that raises money for victims of sex trafficking, we again call out the ridiculous vanity project of rich-not-robust women that is Cash & Rocket.
āMissingā Madeleine McCann Ā£14 million investigation takes a bizarre new twist with still not charged supposed suspect Christian Brueckner set to have his thighs examined
It has been more than 15 years since Madeleine McCann...
Hypocritical Duke and Duchess of Sussex deserve condemnation for indulging in Ā£320,000 worth of private jet flights for their Jubilee trip; just who paid for these unwanted wastrelsā travels remains unknown.
As sentencing approaches on 28th June, the end is nigh for Ghislaine Maxwell; elsewhere Elon Musk asks about her client list as the mucky madamās pugnacious PR peddlers go crickets.
MeGainās nodding dog PR peddler Omid Scobie claims āclowneryā forced him to delete a tweet deemed by many āhatefulā to a 4-year-old child, Prince Louis.
As rumours swirl about whether they are still actually living together, Boris Johnson and his puppet mistress Carrie unsurprisingly got booed at Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving.
As it is revealed Carrie Johnson has been abusive to staff at Chequers, perhaps it is time for her to be told: āCarrie Shouldnāt Live Here Anymore;ā this demanding wench along with her hapless husband deserve kicking out of all of their grace-and-favour residences ASAP.
Then 6-year-old French boy thrown from the 10th floor of the Tate Modern by a then 17-year-old monster in 2019 amazes with remarkable progress and is deservedly lauded as a ālittle knight.ā