Self-absorbed Alexa Chung isn’t worrying about people dying from coronavirus; she’s too busy moaning about people not focusing on the real her
“The human” Alexa...
As Prince Andrew faces the possibility of being sued by victims of Jeffrey Epstein, we again join those asking: “Where’s Ghislaine Maxwell?” Suggestions that...
ITV’s ‘Quiz’ has definitely left the public questioning the conviction of the ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’ £1 million cheat Major Charles Ingram...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ – including a return of the best interviewee of the 2019 General election,...
After retreating to the backbenches, can life get better for the thickest politician in history, Diane Abbott? She’s got the sentencing of her criminal...
The ‘Guardian’s’ Rebecca Nicholson’s fascinating interview with the actor Michael Sheen is exactly the kind of reading needed during coronavirus lockdown; he reveals previously...
Coronavirus has plainly sent the ‘Guardian’s’ editorial team giddy; they’re now urging their readers to call sex chatlines
One has traditionally associated the Guardian with...
Anthea Turner makes an inappropriate joke about coronavirus in referencing her knicker flashing chum Lizzie Cundy as ‘Cundyvirus’
Anthea Turner can be relied upon to...
Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Laughable Drinks
“I’ll have a Seedlip and tonic” announced a millennial at a bar...
Caitlin Moran sums up the Duke of York perfectly in mocking the deviant royal’s creepiness
There’s awkward and then there’s Prince Andrew and then there’s...
Fresh from ‘outing’ himself Phillip Schofield finds his new television series ‘How To Spend It Well’ axed
After outing himself and facing allegations of an...
Matthew Steeples criticises ‘The Telegraph’ for suggesting men can wear loafers without socks
According to this morning’s Telegraph, “2020 is the year of the loafer,...
Annoying pest Christabel Milbanke is confirmed as a fruitcake and someone best avoided
Christabel Milbanke claims to be able to “amplify your brand” – whatever...
Bra flasher Judy Finnigan labelled “sexist” by her very own husband during a discussion about naked women in saunas
Potbellied pisshead Judy Finnigan returned to...
Since she cannot be physically found, alleged madam and daughter of ‘Bouncing Bob’ Ghislaine Maxwell has now been served by email
As lawyers for Annie...
Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph...
‘Politicalite’ suggest Phillip Schofield orchestrated his ‘mass coming out’ after a former ‘This Morning’ runner had gone to the press about a supposed relationship...
Jeremy Clarkson rightly suggests that Prince Andrew should do two things: Shut up and bugger off
Just as alleged abuse victim Virginia Roberts suggested Prince...
Lunatic from London caught shouting “stop reproducing!” through a megaphone in Oxford; Danny Shine previously got prosecuted for shouting about masturbation
Self-declared “very naughty boy”...
Actor Laurence Fox has most unjustifiably been condemned for calling out the ‘MegExit’ saga as “boring” and nothing to do with racism
Laurence Fox rightly...
‘The Steeple Times’ remembers the late, great Woolf Gander
A businessman who travelled widely across across the globe, Woolf Gander was born in 1937 in...
Sir Benjamin Slade excels himself with an amusing Christmas card celebrating himself (maybe) finally finding an other half
Sir Benjamin Slade, Bt. can always...
Delusional deranged ‘entertainer’ Michael Barrymore yet again shamefully cracks an inappropriate joke about death
Sadly, Michael Barrymore is alive, but it seems he’s not so...
The release of a photograph of a cheque from Prince Andrew to Monique Giannelloni provides further evidence of his sordid ways
Prince Andrew should have...
Prince Andrew must be toast; when knicker flasher Lizzie Cundy leaps to your defence, you know your days must be numbered
A publicity obsessive turned...
In the downfall of The Duke of York, the nation seems to have forgotten Princess Beatrice’s impending state-funded marriage
When Princess Eugenie got married, ‘The...
‘The Steeple Times’ reveals news about the alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell that is yet to reach the British press; this mucky woman wants “fairness”
Whilst...
Anthea Turner’s “berserk” convicted offender fiancé spotted “trawling roads” doing community service after biting a policeman
This morning, The Sun shared photographs of ‘Princess Tippy...
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