One-time friend of paedophile Rolf Harris gets panned for his ‘rendition’ of ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree’; Sir Cliff Richard gets called out as a “dinosaur” singing “boring rubbish” reports Matthew Steeples
“It’s Cliffmas time” cringeworthily croaked The Scotsman’s Fiona Shepherd before giving the latest from “seasonal specialist” Sir Cliff Richard just two out of five stars for his Christmas With Cliff album. She opined: “One doesn’t like to speak ill of a legend but the eternal teenager is now sounding his age.”
During an appearance on the BBC’s Saturday Kitchen last week as part of his PR peddling rounds, an over-Botoxed berk this publication has often branded a “creepy Christian crooner” (the Christian part is included because he continually bangs on about his religious tendencies and not because I have any anti-Christian bias), predictably yet again raged that he doesn’t receive enough airtime. “Pathetic,” he later raged to Newstalk Breakfast of the royalty payments he rakes in and then moaned that younger, fresher talent gets too much attention.
Going further on Saturday Kitchen, the ever boastful 82-year-old shared also that John Lennon had once told him that he was “the best thing ever to happen to British music.” Sadly, as has been the case since the Beatle’s December 1980 assassination, the late Mr Lennon has not been available to confirm or deny Sir Cliff’s ridiculous claim that “before [me] there was nothing worth listening to in British music.”
Online, unsurprisingly, this laughable loon was called out over his latest nonsense. On Twitter, one suggested Sir Cliff looked “disturbed” whilst another added “his rockin’ is ridiculous.” If you do decide to join the 45,000 who’ve watched the ‘official video’ on YouTube, as they used to say on the BBC’s Crimewatch, “don’t have nightmares, do sleep well.”
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Pictured Top – Sir Cliff literally, as one observer remarked, “killing” the song ‘Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree.’ He “crucified it,” they quite rightly concluded.
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Like your adopted position Matthew. Never liked the bloke myself or his self indulgent, narrow, myopic ‘bornagainism-ness’. An insult to the Universe’s methinks. Only time to scan the article at the moment, did you mention the Elm Avenue attendances? Bon Noel (or actually for the fuller credit/historiography at/for this time of year Bon Mithra/Horus).
and Mariah Carey wants to be made the only legal ” Queen of Christmas”…because she sings about it .. crooners’ are fighting for their right to croon this season. Thank God for Gregorian Chants.
I’ve never liked Cliff Richard. Something very wrong with that bloke. And I’m sure Mathew remembers ‘Kitty’ at those pedo parties. Funny how he never married.
Sorry I made 2 mistakes so here’s the correct response.
Why do you speak so negatively about Cliff Richard? despite the fact that his innocence was proven in 2018, people still don’t believe him, unbelievable. Cliff Richard is a very good singer and a likeable personality who does a lot of good for charities and has a few of his own. And about his new Christmas CD “Christmas with Cliff” I think he is very good and especially for an 82 year old singer and of course you will hear that in his voice but he still sounds very good despite that. People now speak more positively about him.
“A very good singer”… Hmmm… Have you actually allowed your ears to be polluted by “Rise Up” for example.
“People now speak more positively about him” … Not that I know of.
You don’t have to like someone, but speaking so ugly about Cliff Richard I think you’re very ashamed. And you wonder why he never got married it was because he thought his career was more important, and by the way he’s had quite a few girlfriends in the past.
Sue Barker would beg to differ.
“Always treat others as you would like them to treat you” Socrates
PS l don’t personally know Cliff Richard but boy, do l know you and people of your type. You rubbish half the people you know and grovel to the rest.
Your Instagram is evidence enough. You do like a secondhand quote and a half – “It’s not how old you are but it’s how you are old” -Jules Renold. Next.