Whilst privacy obsessed yet decidedly public when for profit Prince Harry won’t be attending his grandfather’s memorial, his now disgraced uncle Prince Andrew surprisingly will be rocking up for this clearly public occasion
A mouthy mouse-not-a-man who is also a mouthy mouse-not-a-man who doesn’t sweat who eventually willingly paid £12 million to a woman he previously claimed he’d never met has announced that he is going to be making his first public appearance since making his out of court settlement on 29th March.
Pizza Express loving Prince Andrew (or ‘Randy’ his few remaining chums), a spokesman this morning confirmed, will now attend the memorial service for Prince Philip next week and of this the Daily Star’s Benedict Tetzlaff-Deas reported:
“The decision regarding Andrew’s attendance was understood to depend on whether she considered the service a family event or an official engagement… The decision regarding Andrew’s attendance was understood to depend on whether she considered the service a family event or an official engagement.”
Responding on Twitter, one user, Anthony Akhurst, commented: “Why is this moron still free and not behind prison bars?” whilst another, Northern Lass, pointedly added: “Be interesting to see who doesn’t snub him.”
A rare and more sympathetic voice, however, came in the form of one Graham Marshall. He tweeted: “We allow prisoners to attend such events. Prince Andrew should attend Duke of Edinburgh’s memorial service – have some humanity.” It would be most interesting to know what Mr Hawick would have to say if introduced to the many, many, many victims of the Duke of York’s convicted criminal besties Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Meanwhile, in a very clear snub in spite of the fact he’s managing to travel to the Netherlands for another publicity stunt, the drip that is Prince Harry will not be attending his grandfather’s memorial service and nor will his ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ wife, the meddling minx that was formerly known as Meghan Markle.
Pictured top running and sweating (left) and guffawing (right) – The arrogant and avaricious Duke of York is undoubtedly man who has brought the royal family into its most embarrassing moment in modern history. This shameless friend of the coffin dodging Putin apologist Bernie Ecclestone would do best to disappear and disappear forever.
Though the public shame of Prince Andrew seemed to be complete, his decision to return to attend a public event is going to distract from that very event. Yet again, this self-centred twerp has put himself before his mother and siblings and though some would say he has very right to be there, if he had any sense he’d pay his respects privately instead given the sordid mess he himself created.Rather than focusing on duty, both the Duke of York and his feckless thicko live-in ex-wife, the former Sarah Ferguson, have spent their lives holidaying and personal profiteering. Their associations with people of dubious backgrounds including dictators, paedophiles and crooks – many of whom they’ve holidayed with – always comes back to bite them in their not so sorry arses.The age and name of a young lady the Queen’s second and favourite son cavorted with and kissed in the sea on yet another yachting jolly in Corsica in 2011 remains the subject of much discussion amongst critics of this rotten royal.Pictured at Ascot with his “very, very close friend,” the Oxford educated Kazakh businesswoman and socialite Goga Ashkenazi, the Duke of York’s connections have often been called out. Defending him, Ashkenazi told the ‘Evening Standard’ in April 2012: “I told Andrew not to worry, that he’d done nothing wrong, and that it was being blown out of proportion. Of course, he knows it was unwise to fraternise with this Epstein character, and it was silly to be photographed with his arm around Epstein’s masseuse [Virginia Roberts]. But I know Andrew as a lovely, lovely man – kind-hearted, impeccably behaved and honourable – and I’m quite sure that at the time he had no idea that she was underage or anything more than a masseuse to Epstein.” Going further of her role in selling the former marital home of her mate, Sunninghill Park, at a price grossly over-inflated to a decidedly questionable chap who’d also been her lover, without a jot of regret, she added: “It was never bought for personal use. The plan is to convert it into a charitable school for bright Kazakh children who can then try for the top British universities.” That turned out to be a bag of bilge given there is now another naff mansion standing on the site.
Prince Andrew to attend Duke of Edinburgh's memorial service – reports https://t.co/KFyLUuaKQm Why is this moron still free and not behind prison bars.
We allow prisoners to attend such events. Prince Andrew should attend Duke of Edinburgh's memorial service – have some humanity https://t.co/qg5uX4teyo
— Graham Marshall 🏴 (@CottackMarshall) March 22, 2022
Of course Prince Andrew should attend Prince Philips memorial service, he was his father fgs.
If it offends the Virginia Giuffre supporters, tough.
Matthew Steeples slams the vindictive campaign against YouTube sensation Sadie Quinlan – known as ‘Yankee Wally’ – by the mendacious ‘Sussex Squad’ groupies led by PR peddlers Omid Scobie and Christopher Bouzy and helped along by a bashful ‘BuzzFeed News’ busybody named Ellie Hall
The Duchess of Sussex has an inconvenient past she’d most certainly rather forget; her nemesis Sadie Quinlan (AKA ‘Yankee Wally’) has just such too.
Now, after a busybody Washington, D.C. based ‘senior reporter’ for BuzzFeed News named Ellie Hall last week produced a somewhat lacklustre ‘article’ linking the Duchess of Sussex’s half-sister Samantha Markle to Sadie Quinlan, the latter’s YouTube ‘Yankee Wally’ channel has been closed. It was done so after the snitch-on-her-sources Hall sent her so-called “evidence” to the social media video sharing medium and thereby proved herself not to be a “reportage writer” but instead a “troll-like campaigner.”
According to joker-not-a-journo Hall, a clearly woke spokesman for YouTube named Jack Malon told her: “Upon review, we have terminated the ‘Yankee Wally’ channel for repeated violations of our harassment policy, which prohibits content targeting individuals based on intrinsic attributes. We enforce this policy equally for everyone, and channels that repeatedly violate or are dedicated to violative content are terminated.”
Responding, Matthew Steeples of The Steeple Times commented: “Whilst the opinions of Sadie Quinlan might not to be everyone’s taste, she is as entitled to her views as much as anyone else. Just like with the case of Shaun Attwood – whose YouTube account has also been removed on occasions – the process by which such occurs is clearly beyond strangely and stupidly regulated.”
“Whilst YouTube is entitled to control its domain in whatever manner it chooses, the fact that a Welsh woman is ‘cancelled’ for simply discussing a topic clearly of interest to her nigh on 50,000 followers seems ludicrous in the extreme. Ms Quinlan, to me, seems as dangerous as a chocolate teapot whilst those campaigning against her – headed by PR peddlers Omid Scobie and Christopher Bouzy – are the true villains of this piece.”
Elsewhere on Friday the Daily Express reported that after the Daily Mail diarist Richard Eden shared news that he had contracted coronavirus, a clear ‘Sussex Squad’ supporter with the handle @royals_sussex trolled him with a meme featuring the reprehensibly vindictive words: “If he dies, he dies.”
Jealous to her core, the wife of the dimwitted drip Prince Harry has never managed to get over the fact that the British public love the Duchess of Cambridge yet loathe her.The Duchess of Sussex’s love life prior to bagging Prince Harry involved a fair amount of what could be termed “lowlife.” The finest example was most certainly tattooed trashbag Simon Rex Cutright.
Gay porn actor turned musician Simon Rex Cutright (AKA ‘Dirt Nasty’) – shown here in a somewhat intoxicated state in a video shared on YouTube – supposedly dated the then Meghan Markle in 200. He claims to have received a letter from her after refusing to sell his story of how they “just hung out” after doing “a TV show together” and meeting “for lunch.”The clear hatred of ‘Sussex Squad’ fanatics was shown in this tweet to ‘Daily Mail’ diarist Richard Eden – an open critic of such people – on Friday after he revealed he had contracted coronavirus. Though this vicious and vile message was reported by many, it remains live on Twitter.
Of her claiming having got married the day before she actually did, Mr Markle stated: “Lying about the archbishop? How can you say: ‘We’ve been married three days before we got married’? Her lies are so obvious, I don’t know why she says them.”
Her very own half-sister, Samantha Markle, has called the woman formerly known as Meghan Markle out as a liar on multiple occasions also. It has been proven that the duchess’s claim that she hasn’t seen her sibling in over 20 years was proven untrue when a photo of the pair 13 years ago emerged.
Her very own half-brother, Thomas Jr., said of her: “I told Prince Harry, I think she’s going to ruin your life. She’s very shallow… She’s a phony, a bully, a jaded, shallow, conceited woman.”
The former Meghan Markle has been called out on multiple occasions for spinning stories against other members of the royal family, most especially the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
Staff who’ve worked for her have complained that she is a bully and investigations into this remain ongoing.
The Duchess of Sussex is a known manipulator of the press and paparazzis and it has been claimed that she’ll “twist the truth” to get any headline she wants.
Questions remain as to how many times she’s actually been married in total. Some say twice, some say thrice.
‘BuzzFeed News’ writer Ellie Hall is a woman clearly lacking in journalistic integrity. She snitched on her own sources rather than protecting them. Shame on her.That the “senior reporter” was keener to brag about getting her source cancelled than actually reporting a story speaks volumes as to her lack of decency and respect for honesty in the profession she claims to be part of.This is not the work of a crusading journalist, but instead that of someone obsessed with getting revenge on someone she simply doesn’t like.Clear crackpot Christopher Bouzy is another fine example of a troll dedicated to causing trouble for anyone who dares to speak out against the mendacious minx that is ‘MeGain.’ He is a troll of the very first order in spite of claiming to be a campaigner against such.Omid Scobie has been highlighted in ‘The Steeple Times’ for what he truly is on a number of occasions. He is anything but an honest journalist and instead blocks real ones such as Richard Eden because he cannot face the truth. That truth? That he simply a peddler of piffle and poison on behalf of a woman and her husband who’ve insulted the Queen and her family a little beyond too often.The ‘Finding Freedom’ author’s delight in the expulsion of a Welsh woman from YouTube is clear indication that he is nothing but a pathetic specimen worthy of sectioning to Siberia.The vitriolic nastiness of ‘Sussex Squaddies’ was clearly shown in a tweet by someone going by the nonsensical name of ‘Diana Queen of Hearts’ @BlueNextWaves this morning. They tweeted a remark that suggested they did not care that Sadie Quinlan is now in hospital after her supporters revealed news of such in the hours prior.
As birdbrained Sarah, Duchess of York goes on a moneymaking tour in America, this debtor to croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s tweet about her thoughts on “facts” come back to bite her in her not so regal arse
Sarah, Duchess of York is most certainly reliable; reliable to call a royal ruckus when one most definitely is not required.
With the ex-husband she lives with well and truly named and shamed over the fact that he’s had to pay circa £12 million to a lady he previously claimed to have never have met, one would have thought a PR peddler like James Henderson might have advised ‘Feckless Fergie’ to put a sock in it, but clearly he’s too terrified of the red-headed rotter to do such.
Instead, aside from embarking on a road trip across America peddling her tepid wares, Prince Andrew’s somewhat simple sidekick took to Twitter to share a quote attributed to HRH Crown Prince of Johor. It read: “We live in a world today that facts no longer matter. It’s all about a game of perception. That is very sad and scary.”
As of date, the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie hasn’t followed up with a tweet about the fact that she took a loan from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and never confirmed whether she repaid that. Unsurprisingly also, she hasn’t had a response yet from Virginia Roberts Giuffre confirming the fact that she clearly did have not-so-royal relations with the Duke of York at Ghislaine Maxwell’s Belgravia bonk pad on 10th March 2001.
The former Sarah Ferguson has taken advice from some pretty awful people over the years – amongst them (pictured) convicted sex trafficker and pension pot plunderer’s daughter, Ghislaine Maxwell, “Chanel-clad” pointy finger waver and “charity” tinbanger Catherine Meyer (now known as Baroness Meyer of Nine Elms in the London Borough of Wandsworth) and disgraced PR peddler and ex-Bell Pottinger head honcho James Henderson.Elsewhere, ‘New Idea’ reported: “Prince Andrew tells Fergie: ‘Be Quiet’” and quoted an unnamed source as saying: “Andrew doesn’t get on social media anymore – he had to delete his Duke of York accounts because of trolls – so it took a few hours for it to get back to him about what Fergie had posted. When he found out, he was furious… Not because he disagrees, but more because he knew it would awaken the beast of everyone talking about him. He wants her to get off social media too for a while, but there’s no way she’ll do it. She loves having a voice of her own on Twitter and Instagram and she’ll fight him on this one. Things have been pretty icy in the York household this weekend.”Sarah, Duchess of York is currently on a tinbanging tour in America and most in Britain would take the view: “America: You’re welcome to her, please don’t send her back.”
Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”
Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”
Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”
Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”
“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”
“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”
Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”
Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”
Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”
“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”
“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”
Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”
“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”
“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge, over-trusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”
In insulting his grandmother by deciding not to attend his grandfather’s memorial, Prince Harry yet again shows himself as nothing but a degenerate drip
Prince Harry used to be a fun-loving sort. The kind of lad who’d go behind the bar at La Brasserie on Brompton Cross and make a cocktail or five and then down them in one hit, here was a cheeky chap who’d be as at home downing sloe gin on a shoot or having a snog with Caroline Flack in Boujis.
Now, aided and abetted by his money hungry ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ wife, this noxious nuisance has decided to insult his grandmother by not turning up for his grandfather’s memorial service on 29th March whilst deciding to go the Netherlands on 16th April instead.
Curiously looking down rather than straight at the camera – indicative of the behaviour of someone with something to hide – the rotten royal was slammed online and amongst others former royal chef Darren McGrady declared: “His grandfather would have given him a clip around the ear and told him to grow up. The Queen will be devastated, and Princess Diana would, too, if she were here.”
Going further, “royal biographer” Angela Levin referenced ‘Mr Meghan Markle’ as a “child stamping his feet” in the context of the Duke of Sussex’s decision to take his own grandmother and the British government to court over their decision to not give him security protection when in the UK. Levin quite correctly added: “It’s all about ‘me, me, me’ rather than going out of the way for his grandmother and showing he cares.”
In days past, the Duke of Sussex used to be spotted in La Brasserie and Boujis. Now, courtesy of his wicked wastrel woke wife, he’s more likely doing yoga and eating yoghurt with the decidedly dull people of Montecito, California. Yawn!Meanwhile elsewhere on Twitter, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s moronic mouthpiece Omid Scobie has been tweeting about the disgrace that is Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife – a mouse not a man who paid £12 million to a woman he supposedly never met last week.The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have allegedly been complaining about the “stink” in the environs of their Montecito mansion. According to one local resident: “It smells like offal that has been rotting in the sun. It makes my stomach churn.” With rumours abounding that the pair might divorce even also, all’s not well at the ‘House of Sussex.’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tAHU08G1eg
On YouTube, the brilliant Welsh warbler has yet again called out the other ‘MeGain’ mouthpiece that is the warped wazzock Christopher Bouzy. Of him, she declared: “He hounds me 24/7.”
Revolving doors are at work… As it is revealed mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has a lawyer in common in Bobbi Stermheim with croaked paedo Jeffrey Epstein’s one-time quadruple killer cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione, the controversial associate and lawyer Alan Dershowitz gives up his lawsuit against Netflix whilst the aristocrat Clemmie Hambro expresses agreement with a headline of “Queen abandons sex creep Andrew!”
WARNING – GRAPHIC CONTENT: This article contains photographs of the rotting body of the rotten deceased sex trafficking monster and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
Highlighted in a 2:16-minute video uploaded to Twitter on Wednesday by the tenacious true crime reporter Addy Adds, a one-time policeman turned serial killer cellmate of Jeffrey Epstein ultimately came to share the same legal representative as the disgraced financier’s sidekick and ex-lover Ghislaine Maxwell. That lawyer comes in the form of the anything but timid Bobbi C. Sternheim, Esq.
Known for “not mincing her words” and having a “retired punk vibe” in her style, Sternheim – whose firm is called Fasulo Braverman & Di Maggio LLP and whose past clients number terrorist and Osama bin Laden henchman Khaled al-Fawwaz and terrorist plotter to blow up Heathrow Airport Minh Quang Pham (both were rightly jailed for life) – acted as lead counsel during Maxwell’s December 2021 trial. She totally failed to convince the jury in her main argument – which was that “Ghislaine Maxwell is not Jeffrey Epstein.”
Now, though it has been mentioned on some sites online yet not widely reported in the mainstream media, Addy Adds has highlighted that Bobbi Sternheim – whom also hold “also “holds Top Secret/SCI Clearance” – also acted for a beefy ex-cop who killed four Mexicans in a Chester, New York bar on 11th April 2016 over a drugs-money dispute named Nicholas Tartaglione.
An Insider poll in November 2019 revealed that 45% of Americans surveyed believed the self-professed “coward” who “did not like pain” Epstein did not die by suicide on the fateful night 10th August 2019 whilst 39% responded that they were undecided. The taxi driver turned sex trafficker, asked by a prison psychologist, even responded: “Why would you ever think I would be suicidal? I am not suicidal and I would never be.”
The fact that this monster died whilst locked up in the Manhattan Metropolitan Correctional Center after having first tried to supposedly “suicide” himself previously whilst sharing a cell on 23rd July 2019 with the cop-turned-slayer as a cellmate may be pure coincidence. However, what is curious is that Bobbi Sternheim assumed representation of Tartaglione as a criminal defence lawyer on the 20th August 2019 – just 28 days after Epstein’s first “suicide” attempt whilst in a cell with her subsequent client and then she began representing Ghislaine Maxwell in October 2020.
Speaking from outside the prison on Wednesday, Addy Adds commented: “You have [Tartaglione] who many point as the one who killed Epstein… A muscle-bound ex-cop with ties to the underworld, so he has not just ties to law enforcement, but to the criminal world as well. Let’s not forget that this man is built like a linebacker, so could have easily taken care of Epstein. So, what is going on Mr Tartaglione?”
The former Briarcliff Manor police officer Nick Tartaglione was arrested on 19th December 2016 and charged with a quadruple homicide. The case against him has most curiously been delayed by everything from “from the decision to seek the death penalty to the COVID-19 pandemic, to an ongoing, months-long hearing on whether a conflict of interest exists that would keep any of the defense lawyers from continuing to represent [him].” Of the 23rd July 2019 supposed “suicide attempt” by Epstein whilst the pair were cellmates and when Prince Andrew’s ‘bestie’ was “found in a fetal position with marks around his neck,” Tartaglione’s lawyer Bruce Barket “told NBC News that the day before Epstein’s death, officials at the MCC informed him in an email that the internal investigation had concluded and his client would face no charges or internal discipline. ‘We’ve always maintained Nick did nothing wrong and that’s clearly been borne out here by the jail itself,’ Barket said.”The body of the late paedophile, sex trafficker and suspected espionage expert Jeffrey Epstein will forever be the actual last photographs of him and though conspiracy theorists claim to have spotted him alive and well in New Mexico and elsewhere, this evil cretin will hopefully never ever be seen again.The cell of the perverted child abuser in the wake of his alleged “suicide.”The noose created from bedsheets that Prince Andrew’s close chum supposedly used to kill himself on 10th August 2019.Jeffrey Epstein, Alan Dershowitz and Ghislaine Maxwell most definitely had a revolving door relationship which was both personal and professional. Their many mutual connections numbered both the incarcerated sex abuser Harvey Weinstein and the “grab them by the pussy” President Donald Trump.
In other news on Monday, another lawyer – connected to both the croaked sex offender Epstein and the still incarcerated sex offender Maxwell on multiple levels and an individual made famous by the film Reversal of Fortune also – Alan Dershowitz has decided to throw in the towel in his lawsuit against Netflix over their Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich documentary. He “respectfully submitted” to United States District Court Southern District of Florida that he “no longer asserts claims for economic damages in this action.”
Dershowitz, an associate of not only Epstein and Maxwell, but also a legal consultant to the since jailed fellow associate of the duo and paedophile Harvey Weinstein and their other old friend President Donald Trump remains in a legal battle with Virginia Roberts Giuffre – a victim of abuse whom Prince Andrew has supposedly paid £12 million to in spite of having claimed to have never have met.
Victoria Mather took to Instagram to share a cover of the ‘National Enquirer’ featuring a rather controversial set of headlines about Prince Andrew. Surprisingly, Clemmie Hambro – who flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane twice in 1999 and whom was a bridesmaid at the 1981 wedding of the late Diana, Princess of Wales – was amongst those to comment.Clemmie Hambro has stated that she saw nothing untoward whilst jetting around in the company of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Elsewhere on Wednesday on Instagram, chief travel correspondent for Graydon Carter’s Airmail and former Vanity Fair contributor Victoria Mather posted an image of a cover of the scandal sheet that is the National Enquirer. Featuring images of Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts Giuffre, the unsurprisingly punchy headline read: “Queen Abandons Sex Creep Andrew!”
Mather’s accompanying caption to her post read: “Woo-hoo! @palmsprings” and one of the first people to reply was the super-connected aristocrat Clementine Hambro – a lady who features in the now infamous ‘Little Black Book’ often wrongly accredited to Jeffrey Epstein, but mostly containing the contacts of Ghislaine Maxwell.
‘Clemmie’ (as she prefers to be known to her chums) Hambro was listed as travelling to Jeffrey Epstein’s New Mexico ranch and Little St James island in the Caribbean in February and March 1999 with both the deceased paedophile and the currently incarcerated one.
There is no suggestion that Sir Winston Churchill’s great-granddaughter and the daughter of the investment banker Richard Hambro knew anything of the gruesome pair’s vile activities and in August 2020, she remarked:
“The first flight was a work trip with female colleagues to look at Epstein’s new home in Santa Fe to discuss what art he was going to buy [Ms Hambro worked for the ritzy auction house Christie’s at that time]. The second trip, to Little St James, was a personal invitation, which I thought would be fun to accept, but I didn’t know anyone there, didn’t really enjoy myself, and never went back. My heart breaks for all the survivors, now I know what happened on that island.”
Echoing some of the sentiments of the self-professed “naïve” Lady Victoria Hervey but not going as far as the noxious nitwit in excusing the actions of those she travelled with or attacking their innocent victims either, Ms Hambro added:
“In the course of those two trips, I was not abused, nor did I see anyone abused, or anything untoward happen, with minors or otherwise. I have been completely horrified about the revelations of his conduct since then. I was clearly very lucky, my heart goes out to those who were abused by him, and I trust they get the justice they so deserve… I was young and naïve, and could not conceive of what was to unfold.”
Pictured top (left to right) – Bobbi Sternheim and two of her criminal clients Nick Tartaglione and Ghislaine Maxwell.
To purchase a copy of Addy Adds’ book ‘How To Cover The Ghislaine Maxwell Trial’ via Amazon, click here (£7.58 or $9.99 currently). Follow him on Twitter at @OneAddyAdds for a fascinatingly different take on all matters Epstein-Maxwell.
Responses to Addy Adds visiting the place where Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide
‘Reversal of Fortune’ – The film that made Alan Deshowitz famous
As noxious nitwit Lady Victoria Hervey sticks her oar in over Ukraine, fellow Epstein-Maxwell associate and feckless fruitcake Sarah, Duchess of York heads off to the USA to try and rake in more wonga; shame on these pointless prattling profiteers
Turning this time to the plight of innocent civilians being massacred by the clear lunatic Vladimir Putin, Lady Victoria Hervey got it all wrong unsurprisingly and claimed Ukraine is “bombing itself.”
Clearly not having taken medication and-or on Kool-Aid supplied by the Russian tyrant, Lady Victoria continued on Instagram: “Getting back to Ukraine. Sorry if I’m jumping. If in fact that local journalist is correct, then who do you think is providing these soldiers with weapons to bomb their own country.”
“Thoughts: The totalitarians have switched to a new fear tool, the Russians. They have moved the Cult of Covid members seamlessly into the Cult of Russia like they just flipped a switch inside their heads. My Cult of Covid members on Facebook changed their ‘I’m vaccinated’ monikers to ‘I support Ukraine’ while I was watching. It is amazing to watch.”
Rejected as a lover by both Jeffrey Epstein and the Duke of York, it becomes clearer by the minute that Lady Victoria is desperate for attention and money. She will do anything for it and she does not care whom she offends. Shame on this rotten daughter of a convicted thief.
Meanwhile, yet another equally desperate for attention and equally grasping for money simpleton linked to the Epstein-Maxwell saga hit the headlines this morning. In a short diary feature, Richard Eden for the Daily Mail reported of Prince Andrew’s live-in ex-wife:
“SARAH, Duchess of York, who’s been trying to support her disgraced ex-husband Prince Andrew, is to fly to the U.S. to give a speech about strong women.”
“Fergie will give a keynote speech at an event in Denver, Colorado, with the organisers saying: ‘The Duchess will speak about the resiliency and strength of women in philanthropy, a topic near and dear to our hearts’. I revealed in January that Sarah had no intention of ‘shrinking away from the limelight’ after Andrew was cast out of the Royal Family.”
Responding on Twitter, I asked Mr Eden: “Hope you asked [the former Sarah Ferguson] if she ever repaid [the loan she took from the paedophile] Jeffrey Epstein? She ought to be asked that on every occasion given she never answers” and given the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie is clearly raking in a fee for her Coloado speech, should have gone further. It is time to ask whether the one-time teabag flogger whether she’s yet repaid the money she took from Chinese investors and the £262,063 ($354,782, €309,868 or درهم1.3 million) debt we featured in February.
Profiteers Lady Victoria and Sarah, Duchess of York should do the sensible thing and shack-up. Throw in the latter’s equally money obsessed chum the Duchess of Sussex and they could put on a Macbeth worthy performance:
ACT I, SCENE I, A desert place.
[Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches]
FIRST WITCH: When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH: When the hurlyburly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH: That will be ere the set of sun.
FIRST WITCH: Where the place?
SECOND WITCH: Upon the heath.
THIRD WITCH: There to meet with Macbeth.
FIRST WITCH: I come, Graymalkin!
SECOND WITCH: Paddock calls.
THIRD WITCH: Anon.
ALL: Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover throught the fog and filthy air.
[EXEUNT]
Richard Eden shared his segment on Sarah, Duchess of York on Twitter. It mockingly summed up the true nature of this shameless profiteering disgrace most accurately, but should also have mentioned that the mother of two princesses still refuses to comment on whether she ever repaid the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Now who’d pay to listen to the drivel she’ll no doubt spout? What’s ‘Feckless Fergie’ going to chat about in New York? Being drunk in a car, playing char lady and mopping the floors at Royal Lodge or making a fool of herself whilst also drunk? Donald Trump’s friendship with both Jeffrey Epstein and his mendacious madam Ghislaine Maxwell is well documented. Here, the 45th President of the United States of America is pictured with the croaked paedophile and his very own children. During a 29:00-minute interview with Maria Farmer – who was the first person to complain about New York City Police Department and to the FBI about Epstein in 1996 – shared on Twitter this morning the tenacious author and “travellin’ man” Addy Adds, it was yet again suggested that both President Trump and President Clinton’s involvement in the case goes far deeper. To purchase a copy of Addy Adds’ book on how he covered the December 2021 Maxwell trial, click here.Regular ‘Lolita Express’ flyer President Bill Clinton (pictured here in 1999 golfing with the Duke of York) could be next on the target list for the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. He, like Alan Dershowitz and President Donald Trump, certainly has a lot of questions to answer.Whilst Prince Andrew has pretended not to remember hanging out with Ghislaine Maxwell and President Bill Clinton at Buckingham Palace, this recently surfaced picture showed him up yet again. In it, a young girl (face blurred) is shown wearing a “God Save The Queen” T-shirt.
Given the live-in ex-wife at Royal Lodge, Windsor of supposedly skint ‘Randy Andy’ – a man who is getting his long-suffering relatives to pay a supposed sum of circa £12 million to Virginia Giuffre, a woman he has previously claimed to have met – is heading off to America to prattle on to anyone who’ll pay to listen, perhaps she could quote her own words. They include:
Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”
Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”
Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”
Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”
“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”
“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”
Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”
Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”
Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”
“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”
“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”
Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”
“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”
“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge overtrusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”
“Anything But A Lady… More Like A Slag” Lady Victoria Hervey’s not-so ‘finest’ moments…
On herself: “I’m not stupid. I’m not a dumb model… “[I aim to become] the next Kate Winslet – but with class… I’ve had Botox of course… I suddenly thought, I’m just Victoria Hervey… Horrible.”
Of her “past lives” in crackpot clear fashion: “I have had four past lives, three of them as a man. I was a composer in 17th-century Paris, I made materials in India and in Ancient Greece I was a famous politician. In Ancient Egypt I was keeper of the oils for the Pharaoh’s wife, and I love oils so it all kind of fits.”
On working: “I do have a day job… My career always goes much better when I haven’t got a man.”
Of other people and work and money: “What annoys me is when these families have got like 12 children and we’re paying for these kids… They work out that they make more money being on the dole than having a job, they just laze around… The real irony of this is that the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.”
On what she drinks in Dawn Ward-like fashion: “Unless it’s champagne, I can’t handle it.”
On the Black Lives Matter movement (in spite of her ancestors being abolitionists): “F*ck BLM.”
On having children (thankfully she’s not yet had any): “A baby is very easy – you hand them over to a nanny… I’m kind of into star signs and I want my baby to have a sign that’s compatible with mine. It’s to plan though… We’ll just have to see… We’ll do the embryos and then I’ll figure out which month I’d like the baby to be born.”
On coronavirus: “I believe in natural immunity… It’s completely hyped! The biggest worldwide conspiracy that has ever happened… [Its’] Bill Gates’ goal to bring out this vaccine to depoluate the world. I’m not going to be a lab rat.”
On being told to wear a face mask: “I storm out of any shop [that asks me to put one on].”
Of Prince Andrew’s sexual antics: “At the end of the day, he’s only a man, and he’s male, right? I don’t think anyone can expect him to just be a monk in a monastery.”
On why even Jeffrey Epstein rejected her: “I was too old for Jeffrey Epstein… [He seemed] very charming… He was a very well-liked guy… Jeffrey was a very charismatic man.”
Of the one-time mates she happily took hospitality from: “Ghislaine and Jeffrey were like Batman and Robin.”
On why Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell invited her to their gatherings: “I was pretty much used as bait.”
On hanging around with paedophiles: “For me, it just seemed like fun at the time.”
Of why she falsely thought Ghislaine Maxwell was going to disappear forever: “I haven’t seen [Ghislaine Maxwell] since September [2018] at a friend’s baby shower… I don’t think anyone is going to find her. She’s gone far away. She’s a bit like a James Bond character. She’s quite a unique person and I don’t believe anyone is going to find her… I don’t think we will ever see her again, it’s going to be like Robert Maxwell continued; she will continue that family mystery.”
Of Ghislaine Maxwell after her conviction: “[Ghislaine] unfortunately now is a scapegoat. There’s no one else to blame… It is not quite as fair as it could be.”
On Virginia Giuffre: Amongst her many tiresome tirades against an acknowledged victim of sex trafficking, this privileged pillock – described by the by-contrast lovely, late fellow ‘It Girl’ Tara Palmer-Tomkinson as “unpleasant” and “a right snob,” – has remarked:
“This was about to go Live on Lorraine last week. Please can someone let me know what the age of consent is in the UK. I thought it’s 17. Some of these stories sound like a case study of Regret turning into Revenge. This story has been so blown out of proportion. Or has it. Nobody knows.”
“People are literally murdering people in LA and getting out of jail. It’s a real life gotham city blood bath. I know Ghislaine is obviously not a saint and should pay back the trauma caused to her ‘victims’ but lifetime in jail for touching a girls tit 20 years ago and taking them on yacht, private jet and shopping trips. Come on. This has become a witch hunt. Thoughts on this? What does she deserve?”
“And while I’m here I may as well let out some other thoughts. That Virginia Roberts is a complete whore. She was no innocent girl. At 15 she ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning. She’s just a ghetto opportunist whose seriously mixed up. I really genuinely wanted to feel bad for these girls but the trial gave us nothing.”
“And yes, drinking yourself into hospital doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a whore but it shows how mentally unstable you are.”
“I just can’t with the sob stories. Virginia was a classified train wreck. She wanted to go on those trips. In fact she’d do anything to be invited. During the recent trial her friend said she texted her after prince andrew and was boasting about it. Money hungry girls like her do not help the real people going through human trafficking.”
“You cannot compare Virginia to the character in my friends movie totally different girl was literally kept in a cage. Virginia was living the high life. I’m so sick of these me too girls cashing in and ruining it for the girls that really do need help and are desperate that are being killed and tortured.”
“Basically, you cannot question a victim in today’s climate. So even though Virginia was of age and clearly became a co-conspirator herself, we in the public are not allowed to question her or her motives.”
“Would she be suing these people if they were broke and molesting her in a trailer park? Which by the sounds of things she was dropping her knickers in all sorts of places. I also knew one of the other ‘victims’ who was also a total money hungry drug addict slut and a f*ck up. I’m so over this.”
Could the Duchess of Sussex’s half-sister Samantha Markle prove to be her ultimate nemesis? ‘Yankee Wally’ Sadie Quinlan most definitely thinks so
Rightly described yesterday by the brilliantly batty Welsh warbler Sadie Quinlan (AKA ‘Yankee Wally’) as a “right fool,” the Duchess of Sussex may now finally meet the nemesis that is her half-sister Samantha in a court room.
Deservedly smacked in the arse with a lawsuit for £57,000 ($75,000, €69,000 or درهم275,000) by the 57-year-old author of The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister, Prince Harry’s wicked wastrel wife is being sued for defamation for allegedly making “false and malicious” statements during her March 2021 interview with Oprah Winfrey.
Headlined in a punchy fashion in TMZ as “SISTER CLAIMS LIES TO OPRAH, OTHERS… Her ‘Rags to Royalty’ Story is Total BS!!!!” with a matching “Megan Markle didn’t have the crappy childhood she wants the public to believe” to follow, Samantha Markle’s suit alleges her sibling’s comments about her have damaged sales of her autobiography, prevented her from getting jobs and caused emotional and mental distress.
Responding, Michael Kump, a lawyer for the Duchess of Sussex, told TMZ: “This baseless and absurd lawsuit is just a continuation of a pattern of disturbing behaviour. We will give it the minimum attention necessary, which is all it deserves.”
Of the amount sought, Quinlan – who last spoke with Samantha Markle some six weeks ago – stated: “It’s not enough… If it gets dirty between Meghan and Sam, it’s going to get very dirty because Sam has a lot more ammo up her sleeve. Meghan’s got nothing on Sam. We’re in a situation here where Sam’s the poor little church mouse whose got nothing to lose.”
Going further Quinlan added of PR peddling pillock Omid Scobie’sFinding Freedom: “Even know now we do know Meghan contributed vastly to it. She practically wrote it… Slap a lawsuit on Meghan. Fantastic. Sam’s got all the evidence.”
Elsewhere, Geo News commented on the responses to the case from “Meghan Markle’s fans” (otherwise known as ‘The Sussex Squad’) and claimed that one went as far as to claim: “Not today Samantha. Let’s finish with Ukraine first. C’mon now.”
The Welsh wonder that is Sadie Quinlan summed up the lawsuit perfectly in a 19:30-minute video shared on YouTube. Shared with her nigh on 50,000 subscribers, the summary has already been liked by 1,700 accounts and viewed over 8,900 times.A truly dysfunctional family – Meghan, Tyler, Thomas Sr, Thomas Jnr and Samantha.The Duchess of Sussex truly morphed into the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ for her interview with her and Sarah, the Duchess of York’s crony Oprah Winfrey in March last year.‘Yankee Wally’ fan @yankee_wally took to Twitter to claim: “Meghan Markle has become the new Heather Mills. It is not a compliment.” Spot on! Responses included: “I can’t stand Heather, but Meghan is worse” and “yes, they are both from the same mould.”Attempting to distract from the case, pointless prattler Omid Scobie – the leading media mouthpiece for the Duchess of Sussex – took to Twitter to announce: “Tonight I have made equal donations to six organisations responding to conflict and humanitarian crisis in Ukraine, Yemen, Libya, Syria and beyond. The lives of our brothers and sisters are at risk in every corner of the world – please remember them all.” He ought to be reminded that most people do their giving in a more private and far more dignified fashion.In choosing to be the chief tin banger for the ‘Sussex Squad,’ Scobie will go down in history only for one thing: Being on the wrong side of history. The public have seen through him and they’ve seen through the rotten royals who have done nothing but damage to the monarch, her first born son and Prince Harry’s elder sibling. Shame on him.
Matthew Steeples asks: “Given that both Jeffrey Epstein and Jean-Luc Brunel have been ‘suicided,’ will Ghislaine Maxwell now cough up the names of any of her co-conspirator sex abusers?”
“It’s really shocking. Another death by hanging in a high-security prison. My reaction is one of shock and bewilderment.”
Going further and claiming it “ironic” that his sister was on suicide watch whilst Brunel and Epstein were not whilst in prison, Mr Maxwell yet again moaned about the “violation of prison rights and human rights” his convicted criminal sister is quite deservedly subject to whilst elsewhere on Twitter, the @RealGhislaine account his family controls continues to bang on about the “biased” juror ‘Scotty David.’
Found unsurprisingly guilty on 29th December 2021 of enticing, grooming and sexually abusing underage girls with Jeffrey Epstein, ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ decidedly deviant daughter faces upto 60 years in prison when she is finally sentenced on the 28th June 2022 and yet again today we ask of her: “Will you finally trade in a few of your co-conspirators and name some names?”
Pictured top – Paedophile Ghislaine Maxwell having her breasts massaged by the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein whilst sat on the ‘Lolita Express’ with the also since croaked paedophile Jean-Luc Brunel.
Names in the firing line most obvious from Ghislaine’s filthy ‘Little Black Book’ as she seeks to minimise her sentence
Alexander Acosta
Woody Allen
Ehud Barak
Tom Barrack
Jean-Luc Brunel
Naomi Campbell
President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary
Alan Dershowitz
Glenn Dubin and his wife Eva
Bill Gates
Geordie Greig
Lord Mandelson
Marvin Minsky
George J. Mitchell
Rupert Murdoch
Peter Nygård
Bill Richardson III
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
Kevin Spacey
Jes Staley
Ken Starr
President Donald Trump and his potentially trafficked wife Melania
Ivana Trump
Chris Tucker
Harvey Weinstein
Leslie Wexner
Prince Andrew, Duke of York and his live-in ex-wife Sarah, Duchess of York
Examples of rotten-to-her-core Ghislaine Maxwell’s deviancy
Proof that “wannabe insane” (but in fact just clearly acting up) Ghislaine Maxwell is well evidenced. That she’s as trustworthy as Pinocchio is provided by the facts:
The croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s ex-bestie used invented names whilst on the run in the summer of 2019 including Jennifer Marshall and Jen Marshall.
Maxwell’s purchase of a house ironically called ‘Tuckedaway’ is indicative of her clearly giving the justice system the proverbial middle finger. Whilst living there, she “demonstrated willingness and sophisticated ability to live in hiding,” according to prosecutors.
When arrested, Maxwell was discovered along with a “security company staffed with former members of the British military guard” whom had been hired by her brother.
Of her antics during her arrest, the FBI declared: “[She made] a seemingly misguided effort to evade detection… by law enforcement.”
Of why they decided to hold her in custody, Audrey Strauss, the acting U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York declared: “The government respectfully submits that the defendant cannot meet her burden of overcoming the statutory presumption in favour of detention. There are no conditions of bail that would assure the defendant’s presence in court proceedings in this case. Accordingly, any application for bail should be denied.”
When asked by the FBI which countries she was a citizen of, supposedly insane Maxwell arrogantly replied: “[I am a citizen of] TerraMar.” TerraMar is a non-existent place.
Maxwell is a citizen of three countries: The United Kingdom, France and the United States of America. After her arrest, prosecutors pointed out France “does not extradite its citizens to the United States pursuant to French law.”
She also has strong connections with Israel and her equally deviant father is buried there on the Mount of Olives.
The 95-page address book – generally incorrectly referenced as Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘little black book’ – compiled by Maxwell and filled with countless friends of hers. It totals 1,971 individual names and provides clear indication of her ties and connections to powerful people across the globe.
Maxwell has huge cash resources and has previously cited the ability to offer up £21.1 million ($28.5 million, €24.6 million or درهم7 million) and likely has other funds that have not yet even been declared.
Maxwell has the qualifications and ability to pilot submarines and aside from that and her husband Scott Borgerson’s maritime connections, the pair have links to plenty of wealthy people who could speed the alleged mucky madam away in a covert fashion using such vessels.
Mr Borgerson claimed to be “an ex-military man” during the time the couple were purchasing ‘Tuckedaway’ and was previously in the U.S. Coast Guard. It is obvious that such skills would be useful to his wife if she were to go on the run.
Maxwell appeared in a photoshopped image released to the press by an associate in August 2019. The image featured a bus stop with an advert that had never been shown at that location.
The Maxwell family have hired body doubles to try and deceive the media and authorities as to rotten-to-her-core Ghislaine Maxwell’s location.
Maxwell did not even tell her own family she had been married to her now estranged husband Scott Borgerson since 2016 prior to her arrest.
Maxwell’s lawyer’s release of the image of her with a black eye – which they claimed to have been caused by abuse by guards – turned out to be an example of fake news. She had actually simply suffered from an eye infection.
Of Maxwell, her very own friend, the fruitcake Lady Victoria Hervey once tellingly declared: “I don’t think anyone is going to find her. She’s gone far away. She’s a bit like a James Bond character. She’s quite a unique person and I don’t believe anyone is going to find her… I don’t think we will ever see her again, it’s going to be like Robert Maxwell continued; she will continue that family mystery.” Clearly, ‘Lady Herpes’ wasn’t bang on the nail on that one (not that she is ever bang on the nail ever).
Judge Nathan has previously declared of Robert Maxwell’s daughter: “[There are] no combination of conditions that can reasonably assure her appearance [if she is granted bail].”
The death by supposed suicide of Jean-Luc Brunel – pictured on Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Paedo Island’ curiously wearing a hat emblazoned with the words “Israel Army” – should most definitely be considered suspicious. It came at a time far too convenient as the ‘clean-up’ of this murky, mucky saga continues.Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide as the guards watching him supposedly slept also seems far too convenient. What next for his former lover and deviant daughter of the pension pot plunderer? Will she live on? Will she croak also? Will she name names? Will she she get off because of a dodgy juror? This is a story that keeps on giving.
Newly discovered photograph shows notorious party crasher and pretend owner of Harvey Nichols David Pun living it up large with Carrie Johnson at the Russian Embassy in London back in 2012
Notorious king of “let’s pretend I’m the owner of Harvey Nichols and Peninsula Hotels” David Pun likes a party; equally, the Prime Minister’s latest wine chucking “baby mama,” Carrie Johnson, likes a party also and now, it seems, this rotten pair of ratbags actually got together for a nosebag once at the Russian embassy in Kensington, London back in August 2012.
Whether the ambassador to the court of the rotten rogue Putin served Ferrero Roche chocolates on the occasion is unknown, but one thing is for sure, the then Miss Symonds (pictured centre with her back to the camera in a Laura Ashley-esque number) and Pun (pictured looking desperate to get snapped) both partied at a brash bash for the Conservative Friends of Russia. Shame on the pair of toerags.
Now, as Ukraine fights back against the vile tyrannical monster who tries to destroy them and their homes, Boris Johnson’s wife yet again is shown to be just one thing – a person incapable of choosing anything other than the company of cretins and con artists.
#NoPunNoParty – Follow David Pun’s notorious trail of party devastation on Twitter at @wheresthepun.
Caught on Camera – Some of London’s leading ligger David Pun’s most notorious moments
Like fellow ligger Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben, the supposed dweller of a Hammersmith bus shelter likes to pretend he’s a bit grander than he actually is. “If he’s a buying director of Harvey Nichols, I’m Bob Monkhouse” proclaimed one of many individuals this rotten ratbag had conned over the years at events where all he brings to the party is dirt and dandruff. In May 2020, the petulant pest was spotted traipsing around the streets of Waterloo during a coronavirus lockdown by one Ben Springett with a swag bag he’d previously looted prior to the pandemic. Of this, ‘The Steeple Times’ remarked: “Not one canapé was harmed in the making of this lockdown episode.”In August 2018, the filthy rotter was spotted looking at filthy XXX sites on a computer meant for paying guests at a hotel off Cromwell Road in South Kensington. Of him, a member of staff complained: “He comes here either late at night or early in the morning and has even been evicted after falling asleep on sofas in our bar. Worse still, we once caught him watching pornography. He is a menace and though we have repeatedly tried to ban him, he just keeps coming back.”In April 2017, it was revealed that the utterly shameless gift bag lover David Pun – an associate of other liggers including Sandra Shevey – featured on the wall of a Queensway, London, W2 shop named the Food Basics Oriental Superstore. The reason? He’d been caught allegedly shoplifting on the shop’s CCTV cameras.On 8th June 2017, the bow-tie attired nuisance was snapped by ‘The Mail on Sunday’s’ Ned Donovan gobbling at a General Election night party at the Institute of Directors in Pall Mall, London, SW1. He enjoyed a fair few bacon baps as Lady Nugee (AKA Emily Thornberry MP) looked on from an overhead television screen.In May 2015, the clear conman showed up at a party given by La Martina in Jermyn Street, St James’s.In January 2015, the general nuisance nabbed a few canapés at the Chavín jewellery brand event at the Embassy of Peru in London’s Sloane Street. He had not been invited, yet still took a couple of giftbags before going on his not so merry way. His mate Dennis Doble managed to put in an appearance also as did the female lookalike of Donald Trump, Eva Harold.In September 2013, ‘The Pun’ got himself onto the tellybox alongside Sven Goran-Erikson’s ex Nancy Dell’Olio in an episode of a truly tacky TV show called ‘Meet The Russians’ that featured also a complete cretin named Alina Blinova. She later wrote to ‘The Steeple Times’ to complain: “You should just step down, and switch to some other subjects to discuss in your peaces [sic]. Maybe – overpopulated UK by its ex colonies [sic]! or Why ppl [sic] Jelouse [sic]? or Why ppl [sic] complain, critic and don’t do things to be remembered for?!” As far as we are aware, this gormless, gobby grubber hasn’t yet got herself into the University of Oxford.
As Prince Andrew’s notches on the bedpost non-counter Michael Wynne-Parker talks of their “wild times” bedding birds, we suggest the randy royal might do better to silence his chirping chums including ‘Lady Herpes’ also
Stripped even of his honorary membership of the Royal Dornoch Golf Club in Sutherland in what was described as a “welcome move given that certain standards of behaviour are expected of members,” Prince Andrew has now been reduced to adding an unnamed “source who served with him in the Falklands War” and the controversial PR peddler Michael Wynne-Parker to his rotten roster of spinners as he tries to find a way to solve the problem of his having to pay circa £12 million ($16 million, €14.3 million or درهم59.1 million) to a woman he claimed to have never met.
Yesterday, in a feature by news reporter Patrick Hill titled “Prince Andrew ‘broken’ after legal settlement with sex accuser, old pal reveals” the Mirror reported that the Queen’s second son is in “low spirits” and is “down.”
Going further, the individual suggested that letting him remain a Vice Admiral would “cheer him up” and remarked: “If he wants to dress up once in a while in a naval uniform, then let him.”
“He was actually not a bad person when I knew him. He had a few entitlement issues but that is to be expected.”
“His reputation is in tatters, his public life is over. He is a walking embarrassment.”
“Frankly, my view is let him keep the rank of Vice Admiral. He served in the Royal Navy in the Falklands War and this was bestowed upon him by the Queen. It’s effectively the same as an honorary degree.”
“He hasn’t been convicted of anything. I have no idea whether he is guilty or innocent, so I think he has paid quite a heavy price.”
Fecklessly tattling further, the notably rambunctious Wynne-Parker made out that he and his promiscuous Pizza Express-loving chum liked to notch up numbers in the bedroom department in stating:
“In those days we were having almost nightly parties in Tramp or whatever. We were going to these clubs and there would be 20 beautiful girls. Have a dance with this one, have a dance with that one. And then you’d end up in bed with that one. I’m sorry to say you might not even remember that person – you know, even five years later.”
“Even if he had met [Virginia Roberts Giuffre] all those years ago, it’s very possible he completely forgot.”
“We were living in wild times in those days. Wild times.”
Asked also about why clearly the very randy royal brought up his “non-sweating” situation when interviewed, Wynne-Parker was more simple iand just noted: “I don’t know why he brought that up. He must regret that.”
Meanwhile elsewhere, showing herself yet again a birdbrained desperado, the noxious nuisance that is Lady Victoria Hervey – a woman rejected as a lover by both sexual gadabouts Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew – managed to get herself a few column inches in the MailOnline. In a feature by Latoya Gayle in which it was claimed the ‘aristoprat’ was contrastingly “in good spirits,” it was noted that the pointless prattler had “wrongly accused [Virginia Roberts Giuffre] of lying” and “even contradicted herself.”
Adding to the evidence against the disaster area nicknamed ‘Lady Herpes,’ Gayle cuttingly concluded: “It appears Lady Victoria is mistaken with her dates.” Perhaps it’s now time for this particular harridan to sign-up on Tinder.
Pictured top – A woman furiously thumping on the window of a somewhat astonished looking Prince Andrew in Windsor (left) and his tub-thumping bestie Michael Wynne-Parker enjoying “wild times” with a whisky (right).
The Duke of York (pictured guffawing with the equally greedy “Chanel-clad” grabber Baroness Meyer) has previously made no secret of his dislike for the media and has been known even to suggested he disliked “those ***** journalists who poke their noses everywhere.”Speaking in an episode of ‘True Royalty’s’ ‘The Royal Beat’ the ‘Mirror’s’ royal editor Russell Myers remarked: “Speaking to friends of his this week – they say he still feels he has a lot to offer public life again. I still believe that he is the only person on the planet that believes that [apart from] possibly Fergie and possibly the Queen. He is only 61, but it is impossible to see how he could have any future.”Reduced increasingly in the circle of friends he can rely upon, the Duke of York and his batshit bonkers live-in ex-wife have been reduced to inviting even the coffin dodger Bernie Ecclestone round to Royal Lodge, Windsor. Whether the ancient skinflint takes a Sloppy Giuseppe or two from Pizza Express for such nights-in remains unknown.“Right snob” for no good reason Lady Victoria Hervey continues to try to live off the nonsense she peddles about THAT notorious photograph supposedly taken by Jeffrey Epstein on 10th March 2001 at 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia home of the royal, Virginia Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell. Pictured in Los Angeles, California looking decidedly dog-earred, this trashy desperado has now been shown to no utterly nothing about truth about this or frankly any other matter.Teetotal Prince Andrew continues to be deservedly mocked online. This national laughing stock should now just fade into the shadows, but clearly that’s not on this notoriously pompous pillock’s agenda.
