Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Facts & Feckless Fergie

As birdbrained Sarah, Duchess of York goes on a moneymaking tour in America, this debtor to croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s tweet about her thoughts on “facts” come back to bite her in her not so regal arse

Sarah, Duchess of York is most certainly reliable; reliable to call a royal ruckus when one most definitely is not required.


With the ex-husband she lives with well and truly named and shamed over the fact that he’s had to pay circa £12 million to a lady he previously claimed to have never have met, one would have thought a PR peddler like James Henderson might have advised ‘Feckless Fergie’ to put a sock in it, but clearly he’s too terrified of the red-headed rotter to do such.


Instead, aside from embarking on a road trip across America peddling her tepid wares, Prince Andrew’s somewhat simple sidekick took to Twitter to share a quote attributed to HRH Crown Prince of Johor. It read: “We live in a world today that facts no longer matter. It’s all about a game of perception. That is very sad and scary.”


As of date, the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie hasn’t followed up with a tweet about the fact that she took a loan from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and never confirmed whether she repaid that. Unsurprisingly also, she hasn’t had a response yet from Virginia Roberts Giuffre confirming the fact that she clearly did have not-so-royal relations with the Duke of York at Ghislaine Maxwell’s Belgravia bonk pad on 10th March 2001.


Facts tweet
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Sarah Duchess of York Catherine Meyer Ghislaine Maxwell James Henderson
The former Sarah Ferguson has taken advice from some pretty awful people over the years – amongst them (pictured) convicted sex trafficker and pension pot plunderer’s daughter, Ghislaine Maxwell, “Chanel-clad” pointy finger waver and “charity” tinbanger Catherine Meyer (now known as Baroness Meyer of Nine Elms in the London Borough of Wandsworth) and disgraced PR peddler and ex-Bell Pottinger head honcho James Henderson.
Be quiet
Elsewhere, ‘New Idea’ reported: “Prince Andrew tells Fergie: ‘Be Quiet’” and quoted an unnamed source as saying: “Andrew doesn’t get on social media anymore – he had to delete his Duke of York accounts because of trolls – so it took a few hours for it to get back to him about what Fergie had posted. When he found out, he was furious… Not because he disagrees, but more because he knew it would awaken the beast of everyone talking about him. He wants her to get off social media too for a while, but there’s no way she’ll do it. She loves having a voice of her own on Twitter and Instagram and she’ll fight him on this one. Things have been pretty icy in the York household this weekend.”
Sarah, Duchess of York is currently on a tinbanging tour in America and most in Britain would take the view: “America: You’re welcome to her, please don’t send her back.”

The Weird Words of “Greedy” and “Needy” Sarah, Duchess of York

Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”


Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”


Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”


Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”


“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”


“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”


Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”


Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”


Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”


“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”


“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”


Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”


“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”


“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge, over-trusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”


Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. Well she certainly isn’t doing Andy any favours by making stupid, air head comments on social media.
    As for the, Facts no longer matter comment, she decided to plagiarise, the facts are all there, but she decides not to see them.
    I would love to be a fly on the wall when she asked Andy, why is mummy paying out 12 million quid for something you never did, to someone you never met? darling.

  2. Thank you Matthew for your support of Yankee Wally. I enjoy reading articles that contain the truth and yours certainly does. The bulk of the Sussex Squad and a large number of their most vile hitters are allegedly being paid on a monthly basis by Nutmeg. Having to pay a group of people to spout hate towards everyone that doesn’t agree with them tells me that everyone with an opinion against Markle is most certainly telling the truth. It’s just ludicrous that these major social media platforms have gone right along with the Sussex Squad, Bouzy, Scobie and Hall.


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