As prized pillock Prince Andrew reacts to mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwellās interviews, we suggest that heās a case of āwith friends like these, who needs enemies.ā
As the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are slammed as āhypocritesā and āliars,ā they perform another āPR stuntā in announcing a forthcoming speech on Mandela Day.
As Ghislaine Maxwellās former business partner Jemma Kidd takes part in a car rally that raises money for victims of sex trafficking, we again call out the ridiculous vanity project of rich-not-robust women that is Cash & Rocket.
As Sarah, Duchess of York talks about āstanding strong⦠when the winds get violent,ā we again remind this toesucking twerp to answer the question: āDid she ever repay the croaked paedophile Jeffery Epstein?ā
Aside from showing audacity in wearing shoes featuring the words āNever Complainā and āNever Explainā after her ex-husbandās Ā£12 million payout to a woman he claimed to have never met, isnāt it time that Sarah, Duchess of York confirms if she ever paid the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein back?
That taker of loans from paedophiles and reader of books about farting Sarah, Duchess of York thinks she can get away with keeping £225,000 in tainted cash shows her yet again as nothing but a total berk.
That the fool Prince Andrew and his feckless live-in ex-wife were prepared to accept £1.3 million from a Turkish conman illustrates how low their moral compasses truly are.
As birdbrained Sarah, Duchess of York goes on a moneymaking tour in America, this debtor to croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epsteinās tweet about her thoughts on āfactsā come back to bite her in her not so regal arse.
Revolving doors are at work⦠As it is revealed mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has a lawyer in common in Bobbi Stermheim with croaked paedo Jeffrey Epsteinās one-time quadruple killer cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione, the controversial associate and lawyer Alan Dershowitz gives up his lawsuit against Netflix whilst the aristocrat Clemmie Hambro expresses agreement with a headline of āQueen abandons sex creep Andrew!ā
As noxious nitwit Lady Victoria Hervey sticks her oar in over Ukraine, fellow Epstein-Maxwell associate and feckless fruitcake Sarah, Duchess of York heads off to the USA to try and rake in more wonga; shame on these pointless prattling profiteers.
As Prince Andrewās notches on the bedpost non-counter Michael Wynne-Parker talks of their āwild timesā bedding birds, we suggest the randy royal might do better to silence his chirping chums including āLady Herpesā also.
Party pest and piffle peddling pillock Lady Victoria Hervey vanishes from Twitter; the mouthy moron likes to criticise others, yet clearly canāt take criticism herself.
Matthew Steeples questions the murky motives of those questioning the authenticity of THAT 2001 photo of Prince Andrew, Virginia Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell; it is time that the personal profiteer Lady Victoria Hervey was called out for the fake that she is and it is time to remind the public that it is Ghislaine Maxwell and her avaricious associates whoāve actually been exposed for faking photos.
As Prince Andrew gets support from the dregs of society in the form of disgraced news baron felon toff Lord Black and washed up wastrel daughter of a criminal twerp Lady Victoria Hervey, we suggest heās truly scraping the barrel.
Will guffawing gadabout Prince Andrewās antics in Tramp prove to be his downfall or will his old fellow golf and girl loving mucker Donald Trump come out to āwish him wellā?
Dumber than dumb non-entity Lady Victoria Hervey morphs from āTwIt Girlā to āInstaIdiotā in a series of Instagram posts about her mucky madam mate Ghislaine Maxwell; she charmingly labels one victim she doesnāt even know a ācomplete whoreā and another she claims to actually know a ādrug addict slut and a f*ck up.ā