Feckless Farting Fergie’s Flatulent Failings
That taker of loans from paedophiles and reader of books about farting Sarah, Duchess of York thinks she can get away with keeping £225,000 in tainted cash shows her yet again as nothing but a total berk.
Funding A Fool
That the fool Prince Andrew and his feckless live-in ex-wife were prepared to accept £1.3 million from a Turkish conman illustrates how low their moral compasses truly are.
Facts & Feckless Fergie
As birdbrained Sarah, Duchess of York goes on a moneymaking tour in America, this debtor to croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s tweet about her thoughts on “facts” come back to bite her in her not so regal arse.
The Revolving Doors Of Epstein, Maxwell & Randy Andy
Revolving doors are at work… As it is revealed mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has a lawyer in common in Bobbi Stermheim with croaked paedo Jeffrey Epstein’s one-time quadruple killer cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione, the controversial associate and lawyer Alan Dershowitz gives up his lawsuit against Netflix whilst the aristocrat Clemmie Hambro expresses agreement with a headline of “Queen abandons sex creep Andrew!”
The Epstein-Maxwell Profiteers – Lady Victoria Hervey & Sarah, Duchess of York
As noxious nitwit Lady Victoria Hervey sticks her oar in over Ukraine, fellow Epstein-Maxwell associate and feckless fruitcake Sarah, Duchess of York heads off to the USA to try and rake in more wonga; shame on these pointless prattling profiteers.
“Wild Times” With ‘Randy Andy’
As Prince Andrew’s notches on the bedpost non-counter Michael Wynne-Parker talks of their “wild times” bedding birds, we suggest the randy royal might do better to silence his chirping chums including ‘Lady Herpes’ also.
Vicky Vanishes – Lady Victoria Hervey Quits Twitter
Party pest and piffle peddling pillock Lady Victoria Hervey vanishes from Twitter; the mouthy moron likes to criticise others, yet clearly can’t take criticism herself.
The Truth About THAT 2001 Photo
Matthew Steeples questions the murky motives of those questioning the authenticity of THAT 2001 photo of Prince Andrew, Virginia Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell; it is time that the personal profiteer Lady Victoria Hervey was called out for the fake that she is and it is time to remind the public that it is Ghislaine Maxwell and her avaricious associates who’ve actually been exposed for faking photos.
Delusional Drip Tells Workers To Meditate
In telling companies to give their workers time to meditate when they should be working, Prince Harry shows himself as nothing but a delusional drip.
Randy Andy Turns To Toff Twerps
As Prince Andrew gets support from the dregs of society in the form of disgraced news baron felon toff Lord Black and washed up wastrel daughter of a criminal twerp Lady Victoria Hervey, we suggest he’s truly scraping the barrel.
Top Trumped or Top Tramped?
Will guffawing gadabout Prince Andrew’s antics in Tramp prove to be his downfall or will his old fellow golf and girl loving mucker Donald Trump come out to “wish him well”?
From ‘TwIt Girl’ to ‘InstaIdiot’ – Lady Victoria Hervey
Dumber than dumb non-entity Lady Victoria Hervey morphs from ‘TwIt Girl’ to ‘InstaIdiot’ in a series of Instagram posts about her mucky madam mate Ghislaine Maxwell; she charmingly labels one victim she doesn’t even know a “complete whore” and another she claims to actually know a “drug addict slut and a f*ck up.”
