Thursday, July 25, 2024

Farting Fergie Gets Wind

As Sarah, Duchess of York talks about “standing strong… when the winds get violent,” we again remind this toesucking twerp to answer the question: “Did she ever repay the croaked paedophile Jeffery Epstein?”

Sarah, Duchess of York needs to get herself some better advisers. At one-time represented by the PR peddler James Henderson – the former head honcho of Bell Pottinger and a man dragged through the quagmire of scandal after getting involved with some especially questionable South African clients – it is unknown who currently manages media matters for the live-in ex-wife of Prince Andrew, but whoever it is frankly deserves sacking.


Whilst The Steeple Times has repeatedly called upon the dimwitted duchess to explain if she ever repaid a financial loan and “other assistance” taken from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, this week, the mother of two daughters by a non-sweating man who paid a sum of circa £12 million to a woman he claimed prior to have never met has yet again stuck her cloven hooves in the proverbial.


In comments at the launch of the paperback version of her Mills & Boon novel Her Heart For A Compass, this washed-up wastrel prone to talking about farting on her YouTube channel also windily whimpered:


“The York family are a united front and we stand very strong and very tall. When the winds get violent, we keep standing.”


Going further and attempting to garner sympathy for the situations she herself has consistently created, the clearly delusional dimwit later added:


“I’ve always felt judged, which is why I support the LGBTQ+ community. I know what it’s like to be segregated. I’m 62 now and it still hurts, even now, when someone has a pop at me.”


Whilst most media turned their attention to other comments made at the book launch about the late Diana, Princess of Wales, again today it seems sensible to remind the lover of toesucking that the public would prefer her and the Duke of York to simply stick a sock in it.


James Henderson
With PR peddlers like these… Just as is the case with the mucky madam Maxwell’s choice of Brian Basham – who was involved with British Airways in the era of ‘Dirty Tricks’ against Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Atlantic – as her spokesperson, the dimwit formerly known as Sarah Ferguson has never found a good PR advisor. James Henderson’s Bell Pottinger went into administration in September 2017 with a former colleague claiming: “It all went to his head. If he saw a picture of himself [in the paper], he was delighted.”
Ghislaine Maxwell
With friends like these… Happy to stand smirking with the now convicted mucky madam sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell in times prior, the Queen’s second son’s live-in ex-wife’s choice of friends serves only to illustrates only that she is either dim and a dunce or that she is happy to overlook deviancy in the hope of reeling in yet more wonga.
With toesuckers like these… On Thursday 20th August 1992, the ‘Daily Mirror’ shared what they called “the pictures they didn’t want you to see.” In them, a topless Duchess of York was shown having her toes sucked in the South of France by a Texan millionaire named John Bryan. Of the incident, the ‘Mirror’ later reported: “Royal writer Richard Kay claimed in the ‘Daily Mail’ that he received a message via pager from Princess Diana the night before the photos hit the newspaper stands. Diana’s message was simple: ‘The redhead’s in trouble.’”
With a temper like this and a willingness to take dubious money also… In 2018 and prior to all the drama she caused by taking dubious money from Epstein and Chinese and Turks, the mother of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie had a temper tantrum on ’60 Minutes Australia’ when questioned about seeking out cash from what she clearly must have known to be illegitimate sources.

The Weird Words of “Greedy” and “Needy” Sarah, Duchess of York

Of sex, her and goats: “One of the worst headlines said 82% [of the population] would rather sleep with a goat than Fergie. It’s never left me.”


Of the royal family: “They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.”


Of her life: “I have been in the gutter.”


Of food, family and dining: “As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it’s fine with me.”


“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”


“We all sit round the table and eat together. Andrew and I believe in total parent unity. We’re best friends.”


Of wanting to be a television star: “I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me.”


Of when she decided she wanted to bag a royal: “I met [Prince Andrew] when I was 12, and I said: ‘I’m going to marry him.’”


Of marriage, divorce and work: “I left my marriage knowing I’d have to work. I have.”


“I didn’t want a divorce, but had to because of circumstance.”


“I wish we’d never got divorced. He and I both wish we’d never divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can’t.”


Of her many, many mistakes: “I felt that I ostracised myself by my behaviour, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake. Why have I made so many mistakes?”


“You look at the devil in the face, which you do. Then you forgive, and you say: ‘OK, I’ve made almost a mistake that will never be forgotten,’ and forgive.”


“I was so out of control with desperation… I was looking for quick fixes in the places I wouldn’t normally look… I’ve been a huge, over-trusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went to look for the perfect situation, and that’s all I can say really.”


Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. I find it fascinating how you can be so supportive of YW and so critical of SF. She’s flawed but she has never been convicted of pointing a gun at someone over a parking space, prostitution, selling hate for profit, and getting banned from two social media sites. YW makes SF look like a saint.

    • You seem a little obssessed with Sadie Quinlan, an ordinary private citizen who served her time and who has moved on. Sarah, Duchess of York remains a public figure as she is the mother of two children who are in the line of descent to the throne and she lives with the Queen’s second son. Sarah, Duchess of York took money from a convicted paedophile and has NEVER confirmed if she repaid it. She has also taken multiple sums from very dubious individuals and she has rarely repaid such. Your priorities are VERY warped.

      • Mr Steeples,
        I live in the US & am curious about something.. I mean we know, Sadie lives rent free in the heads of these anti Yankee Wally people.. Could it be considered stalking? Because as we have all seen, they seem to find every forum to bash Sadie. I find myself being angry AND amused.. They seem to never learn or understand how much we love and admire Sadie. We do NOT care about her personal life. What a sad little next to nothing life they ie the SS must live.

        I Love & Support Yankee Wally!!

    • You are too kind, Joan. A shame people like Sarah, Duchess of York aren’t actually kind also – too focused on just grabbing as much wonga wonga as she possibly can. Shameless and sickening and as for that husband… What an utter disgrace.

      • Sarah is imoh a freeloading media-whore who will say/do anything for attention.
        Wish she would just obtain the status of oblivion and take her disgraced ex-husband and younger daughter with her to the middle of nowhere.
        Not many people annoy me as much as those three musketeers.

  2. Oh Susan, I’ve always said that even if Charles begged me …..I would never marry him, nor any Royal. Because I know mud sticks, and I’m not good enough. I realise I will be criticised for the rest of my life but I’ve never owed money to anyone, I paid all my bills, I paid my debt to society, the gun was fake, and I ran my brothel like Fortnum and Mason. That takes some doing!

  3. Sadie,
    ” That takes some doing.” You have the audacity to be proud of exploiting vulnerable women for profit? It was wrong and illegal. Your lack of self awareness and hypocracy is boundless. You have the nerve to call MM a “tart” when you made your living on your back and off the backs of others. Shameless hypocracy! We’re in a cost of living crisis and you continue to con for donations. Despicable behavior!

    • I do not see a problem with content providers being rewarded for their efforts. Sadie is providing a reporting service that people enjoy and find relevant. Nobody is forced to pay for her content and nobody is being “conned.”

  4. Hello Ms Sadie!! Hope you realise that,you’re gaining new fans every day. We do NOT care about your personal life. We love you for who you are. As for your haters, bet they have a few skeletons in their own closets. The difference is they have posted all yours on line &, THOUGHT they would turn us against you.. Well, that went badly for THEM😂. They call it hate speech if anyone dares disagrees or refuses to bow @ the alter of MeGain. What they do is the very definition of hate.

    I Love & support Yankee Wa!ly!!😍😇


  5. The more you denigrate Sadie,the more you turn people off to the creepy ginger Prince & his strange wannabe. Those 2 & their fans are eaten up.with envy over Prince William.& the GORGEOUS Catherine. Megain will never measure Catherine.. THAT’S what this is all about. Here’s a suggestion, move on & find someone else to harass.. Take note, We love our Sadie just as she is. What a sad life.

    I Love & Support Yankee Wally!! Hi😍😇

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