Thursday, February 22, 2024

Funding A Fool

That the fool Prince Andrew and his feckless live-in ex-wife were prepared to accept £1.3 million from a Turkish conman illustrates how low their moral compasses truly are

It may be April Fools’ Day, but today and every day both the non-sweating, Pizza Express loving Prince Andrew and his toe sucking loving wife Sarah, Duchess of York opt to play the role of cringeworthy court jesters.


With news that the Queen’s rotten-to-his-core and national embarrassment second son has been paid £1.1 million and his live-in ex-wife has been paid £225,000 in addition by a Turkish conman comes further proof that here is a couple completely lacking in any kind of moral compass.


According to The Sun, a former Goldman Sachs banker named Selman Turk and his associate Nebahat Isbilen made “suspicious” payments to the pair as part of a £40 million fraud. It is alleged the sum “would pay for a help with a passport” and in return Mr Turk got to be given an award at St James’s Palace by the prince at one of his Pitch@Palace events.


Speaking of yet another especially sordid situation, a spokesman for the Duchess of York took the usual dopey excuse line and remarked: “The duchess was completely unaware of the allegations that have since emerged against Mr Turk. She is naturally concerned by what has been alleged against him.”


Aside from the fact also that feckless ‘Fergie’ has still to confirm whether or not she ever repaid loans she took from the since croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and also from Chinese investors, Prince Andrew also managed to make a spectacle of himself when escorting his beleaguered mother down the aisle at Westminster Abbey this week. After the event, unsurprisingly, the Internet turned on the randy royal and condemned his presence as a totally inappropriate distraction.


In all of his actions the Duke of York – someone who it must also be noted paid circa £12 million to a woman he’d previously claimed never to have actually met – simply continues to illustrate how out of touch he is with the reality of the situations he has himself created. Here is a moron-not-a-man with an ego the size of Russia and an out-of-touch-with-reality buffoon clearly incapable of accepting what he truly must now do: Disappear into obscurity and never again expect to have an ounce of respect from a single member of the public.


Shame on Prince Andrew and shame on those that continue to enable this festering turd by continuing to give him such significant chunks of change.


Pictured top – ‘Randy Andy’ thinks himself a bit of a card whilst the wastrel formerly known as Sarah Ferguson likes to go on YouTube to read books about farting. This pair of royal rotters ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves, but of course they’re anything but sorry about their continually appalling antics.


Amusing 1
After Prince Philip’s memorial, the Internet wash awash with individuals commenting on how utterly shocked they were with the Queen’s selfish second son’s decision to put himself centre stage at the event.
Amusing 2
Even the tediously tepid Greta Thunberg got a mention.
Grubby groper Randy Andy
Grubby groper ‘Randy Andy’ should come to realise that his presence at any public event is not required. Here is someone whose actions have brought shame and disgrace on his family and here is someone whose proximity to convicted sex traffickers Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex abusers such as Peter Nygård illustrate how tawdry, tacky and tasteless he truly is. It is now time only for one thing: Get this right royal rotter gone.
Matthew Steeples Tweet
Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ took to Twitter and suggested that this “festering turd” needed “to be flushed.” Here is a national embarrassment and ‘bestie’ of the coffin dodger Bernie Ecclestone whose moral compass has been frankly stir fried.
Matthew Steeples
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. These two twits have no morals at all.
    Their self entitlement mentality is absolutely staggering.
    I’m surprised at her Maj letting this cretin escort her to her seat at Phillips memorial the other day, that just made her look weak, and almost being bullied by her favourite son.
    Now these pair of clowns have been named, yet again in another scam, they just keep on giving.
    You couldn’t make this crap up.

  2. It was sad to see the little Queen walk with Andrew made most folks feel unsettled and wonder about how that came to be ..Im guessing it was the Queen herself..because Andrew doesn’t have much say in his “used to be family”these days. I think Andrew has been slipping over to his Mothers Castle of an evening and lying to her about who he is. She and Fergie are his last resort. The future of the Royals is intriguing at this juncture. How will it all play out??9⁹

  3. He’s no different from his mother: Sept 2010-“Queen eyed fund for poor to pay her heating bills.” This was just greed. She raised him well.Who are the fools? Us or them? A privileged benfit family living off £87.3 million, palaces, servants and private planes. The cost of living crisis forcing real workers to choose between fuel and food.


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