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Pandemic Pun

Prolific party pest David Pun spotted wandering in Waterloo having a coronavirus canapé crisis

Spare a thought for David Pun, a deviant, degenerate door list dodger who has most certainly lost out more than most as a result of the coronavirus lockdown.

 

When free-flowing champagne and crateloads of canapés are the epicentre of your world, the effects of the outbreak of a pandemic plainly were going to be life-changing. In his mind only “director of Harvey Nichols” and in reality, the best-known party crasher in London if not the world, Pun has – much to the delight of his Twitterati following – reemerged.

 

Looking as disheveled as ever, an image of this washed-up wastrel was shared on social media by one Ben Springett. In the picture, normally ‘any party, anywhere’ Pun appeared next to a bus “looking forlorn whilst searching for a party in Waterloo” along with a swag bag he’d “liberated” from the London Art Fair and the hashtags #lockdown #bagfullofoldcanapes.

 

Sadly for ‘The Pun,’ not one canapé was harmed in the making of this lockdown episode.

 

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Pandemic Pun – Party crashing David Pun during COVID-19 lockdown – Prolific party pest David Pun spotted wandering in Waterloo having a coronavirus canapé crisis.
Ben Springett is the only follower of the @wheresthepun Twitter account to have sighted David Pun thus far during the coronavirus lockdown.

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