Notorious king of “let’s pretend I’m the owner of Harvey Nichols and Peninsula Hotels” David Pun likes a party; equally, the Prime Minister’s latest wine chucking “baby mama,” Carrie Johnson, likes a party also and now, it seems, this rotten pair of ratbags actually got together for a nosebag once at the Russian embassy in Kensington, London back in August 2012.

Whether the ambassador to the court of the rotten rogue Putin served Ferrero Roche chocolates on the occasion is unknown, but one thing is for sure, the then Miss Symonds (pictured centre with her back to the camera in a Laura Ashley-esque number) and Pun (pictured looking desperate to get snapped) both partied at a brash bash for the Conservative Friends of Russia. Shame on the pair of toerags.

Now, as Ukraine fights back against the vile tyrannical monster who tries to destroy them and their homes, Boris Johnson’s wife yet again is shown to be just one thing – a person incapable of choosing anything other than the company of cretins and con artists.

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Awarding a Pun – Party crasher David Pun remerges like a rat – Rat-like party crasher David Pun puts in an appearance at the ‘Mayfair Times’ Awards at Claridge’s.
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David Pun arrested at a party in London Last night in Mayfair, David Pun was arrested in full view of invited guests. Cuffed and taken to a police station, this renowned party crasher finally was brought to book. Having pretended to own Harvey Nichols and Peninsula Hotels on occasions, Pun is the very […]

The Calamities Carrie On – Carrie Symonds & Ghislaine Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell was involved in the charity Carrie Symonds works for; Dominic Cummings’ nemesis also has an ex-lover named Oliver Haiste (also spelt ‘Haste’) with links to Russia and the far right, racist Traditional Britain Group.
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The Calamities Carrie On

Ghislaine Maxwell was involved in the charity Carrie Symonds works for; Dominic Cummings’ nemesis also has an ex-lover with links to Russia and the far right, racist Traditional Britain Group.

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Caught on Camera – Some of London’s leading ligger David Pun’s most notorious moments

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Like fellow ligger Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben, the supposed dweller of a Hammersmith bus shelter likes to pretend he’s a bit grander than he actually is. “If he’s a buying director of Harvey Nichols, I’m Bob Monkhouse” proclaimed one of many individuals this rotten ratbag had conned over the years at events where all he brings to the party is dirt and dandruff.
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In May 2020, the petulant pest was spotted traipsing around the streets of Waterloo during a coronavirus lockdown by one Ben Springett with a swag bag he’d previously looted prior to the pandemic. Of this, ‘The Steeple Times’ remarked: “Not one canapé was harmed in the making of this lockdown episode.”
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Strathmore Hotel
In August 2018, the filthy rotter was spotted looking at filthy XXX sites on a computer meant for paying guests at a hotel off Cromwell Road in South Kensington. Of him, a member of staff complained: “He comes here either late at night or early in the morning and has even been evicted after falling asleep on sofas in our bar. Worse still, we once caught him watching pornography. He is a menace and though we have repeatedly tried to ban him, he just keeps coming back.”
Shopliftting
In April 2017, it was revealed that the utterly shameless gift bag lover David Pun – an associate of other liggers including Sandra Shevey – featured on the wall of a Queensway, London, W2 shop named the Food Basics Oriental Superstore. The reason? He’d been caught allegedly shoplifting on the shop’s CCTV cameras.
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On 8th June 2017, the bow-tie attired nuisance was snapped by ‘The Mail on Sunday’s’ Ned Donovan gobbling at a General Election night party at the Institute of Directors in Pall Mall, London, SW1. He enjoyed a fair few bacon baps as Lady Nugee (AKA Emily Thornberry MP) looked on from an overhead television screen.
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La Martina
In May 2015, the clear conman showed up at a party given by La Martina in Jermyn Street, St James’s.
Chavin
In January 2015, the general nuisance nabbed a few canapés at the Chavín jewellery brand event at the Embassy of Peru in London’s Sloane Street. He had not been invited, yet still took a couple of giftbags before going on his not so merry way. His mate Dennis Doble managed to put in an appearance also as did the female lookalike of Donald Trump, Eva Harold.
Nancy Dell'Olio
In September 2013, ‘The Pun’ got himself onto the tellybox alongside Sven Goran-Erikson’s ex Nancy Dell’Olio in an episode of a truly tacky TV show called ‘Meet The Russians’ that featured also a complete cretin named Alina Blinova. She later wrote to ‘The Steeple Times’ to complain: “You should just step down, and switch to some other subjects to discuss in your peaces [sic]. Maybe – overpopulated UK by its ex colonies [sic]! or Why ppl [sic] Jelouse [sic]? or Why ppl [sic] complain, critic and don’t do things to be remembered for?!” As far as we are aware, this gormless, gobby grubber hasn’t yet got herself into the University of Oxford.