Sunday, November 29, 2020

No. 21 - Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

Baroness Marie-Claire von AlvenslebenThough convicted and sentenced to a six-week suspended jail sentence for a racist tirade in December 2013 in which she claimed “brown people are ruining London”, Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben continues to parade around as if still acceptable in polite society. The author of the ridiculous and pompously titled Absolutely Everything About, von Alvensleben – who blames, amongst others, The Steeple Times for her predicament – has also been known to roll around on the floor with the disgraced entertainer Michael Barrymore and to keep company with the now liquidated Von Essen hotelier Andrew Davis. Unless you want a scene, be sure to ban her from your event.

 

The Roll Call - Z-LISTERS

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Paedophile Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O'Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’) – Convicted sex offender in Ireland, accused sex offender in America, protected in Britain

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Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O’Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’)

Carina Reid – Chelsea, SW3 based fraudster and trollop

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Carina Reid

Dopey drugs mule Michaella McCollum – A shameless wench – Dopey drugs mule Michaella McCollum was one half of the ‘Peru Two’ jailed in 2013 for attempting to smuggle £1.5 million of cocaine.

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Michaella McCollum

Tory turncoat politician The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies) – Self-serving Quentin Davies was rewarded with a peerage after defecting to Labour. He is a true example of a turncoat. Baaa!

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies)

The Horror in the Hummer

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The Horror in the Hummer

Carol Bowditch – Pensioner spared jailed despite having sex with dogs

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Carol Bowditch

Martina Big – The name of this “mahogany skinned” German is a giveaway.

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Martina Big

Music promoter Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’) – Arrogant rapist and sex offender

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Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

Daniela Zahradnikova

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Daniela Zahradnikova

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

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Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

Abu Muhammed Jack Letts Jihadi Jack

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Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

Jason Shifrin

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Jason Shifrin

Kim Farry

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Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

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Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

Alexander Wood

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Alexander Wood

Sandra Shevey

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Sandra Shevey

James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

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James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

Ponzi schemer and associate of Raj Shastri, Alex Hope (AKA “King Popper”)

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Alex Hope

Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

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Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

Kevin Wheatcroft

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Kevin Wheatcroft

Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

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Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

Comfort Yinusa - London Underground worker jailed for making false accusations of rape in June 2015

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Comfort Yinusa

Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

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Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

Barbara Buchner and her two pet cats Spider and Lugosi

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Barbarella Buchner

Debrah Lee Charatan

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Debrah Lee Charatan

Juliette D'Souza

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Juliette D'Souza

Mohammad Al-Sharif

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Mohammad Al-Sharif

Mowbray Jackson

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Mowbray Jackson

Afton Elaine Burton

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Afton Elaine Burton

Raghad Hussein

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Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

Ampika Pickston

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Ampika Pickston

Chris Reynolds Gordon

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Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

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Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

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Marianne Lee Travis

Sam Barton beauty

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Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

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Josie Cunningham

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Rebecca Richardson

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Angela and Dave Dawes

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Korrel Kennedy

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Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

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Helen Flanagan

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Jackie Siegel

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Annabel Giles

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Edward Putman

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Benjamin Boateng

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Céline Dion CC OQ

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“Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

48

Kerry Katona

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Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

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Mario Falcone

51

Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

52

Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

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Michael and Jean O’Shea


9 COMMENTS

  1. Such people are truly vile and they disgust me. She would make a good company to Sol Campbell, who painted his face white to show that whites are running London and we need to get rid off so many white politicians. I’m sure Marie-Claire would paint her face black to say that blacks are “ruining” London. Filthy woman!

    • I wholeheartedly disagree with you. Sol Campbell did a courageous and good thing in trying to encourage ethnic minorities to vote and his actions deserve celebration and not criticism. I salute him and The Steeple Times is backing his campaign to become Mayor of London.

      • Matthew, you have “saluted” and backed Campbell’s campaign? I am genuinely surprised! A bit hypocritical of you.

  2. Didn’t The Steeple Times praise Sol Campbell lately? Since when is it OK to be racist towards whites but not OK to be racist towards brown people? We should say it out loud – all racism is bad!

  3. Sol Campbell is the only celebrity who has condemned the demolition of the wonderful Victorian Marlborough School in Chelsea….a man of taste and refinement opposing the crude K&C Council

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