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Monday, September 21, 2020

Moron of the Moment – The Duchess of York

As the Duchess of York is dragged into yet another scandal involving her tea trading business, we have to concur that it is time this ludicrous woman was sent to Siberia

On Saturday, following up from her previous outrageous blunder in suggesting the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein paedophile scandal was “nonsense,” The Times revealed that the Duchess of York has been “dragged into [yet another] financial scandal.”

 

She-who-just-cannot-help-herself ‘Fergie’ is like the gift that keeps on giving. With each and every turn, this dimwit of a woman makes everything worse. Not only did she manage to stick her oar in whilst her husband was making a prat of himself going on about sweating and Pizza Express (Woking branch) with her ridiculously vain Vogue Arabia interview, but now it seems madam has been taking ‘loans’ totaling £232,000 from a loss making Chinese company.

 

Supposedly the duchess was using the money, given to her in 2017, to fund a tea company, Ginger & Moss, she operates from an office on Park Lane in Mayfair, but “accounts suggest there was ‘none left.’” Now, a counsel for the Chinese, Matthew Parfitt, has demanded: “We want to know where that money has gone.”

 

It is time that the Duchess of York realised she isn’t a business titan like Michael Bloomberg and it is time she did something else: This toddler-esque woman should just clear off to Siberia. The nation would be thankful and could then be like Polly and put the kettle on and have a decent cup of tea.

 

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Do NOT send this broad Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t need her ginger crooking ways here!!!!!!!! As for the pig daughters………….. YUCK!!!!!!! Wrecking ball for the lot of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. So she borrows the money, then decides to resign as Executive director? more shady dealings from, she who just can’t help herself. It seems she just will do anything rather than an honest days work.
    She makes Del boy look as honest as the day is long, and that’s certainly no disrespect to Del. Over the years she’s had her fingers in many a dodgy pot. But I think her latest outrageous statement regarding the Epstein saga with One Andrew, as all being nonsense, has made her lose what little respect she may have had left. Also it was a huge slap in the faces of all that perverts victims. I for one wish she would just fade away, never to be heard from again, she’s a bloody disgrace.

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