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Kanye West

Kanye WestThis pompous rapper has variously declared himself equal to Steve Jobs, Beethoven and God. Though reports that he also believes he’s the “next Nelson Mandela” turned out to be untrue, Atlanta born West once suggested “maybe my skin’s not right” when he was overlooked in favour of Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards show. West, whom has a daughter with the so-called “reality star” Kim Kardashian, has also made statements such as “I am not a fan of books”, “fashion breaks my heart” and “I still think I am the greatest”. In November 2013, it was reported that West and Kardashian were planning to build a “replica Downton Abbey” that will be the “most spectacular house ever built” in Los Angeles in honour of their fascination with “European history, the aristocracy and the British royals”. No doubt this pad will be as tacky as its inhabitants.

8 COMMENTS

  1. Why give in to this idiot’s vanity? Such people are much best ignored. Simply deny him any coverage, air time or comment and let this sub-mediocre prat sink into the obscurity he deserves.

  2. Malicious rumours were spreading in Tinsel Town regarding leaked psychoanalyst reports regarding Kanye West as manifesting with a condition called “Anal expulsiveness”. Kayne exhibits the personality and behavioural traits associated with this condition, such as conceit, rebellion, lying, emotional outbursts. He exhibits values associated with infantile pleasure in the expulsion of fesses. He is fixated in the anal stage of his early development, it now manifest in adulthood by the continuation of erotic pleasure in defecation. His anus is the primary exogenous zone and pleasure is derived from controlling the bladder and bowel movement. He is besotted by Kim Kardashian’s big ass and obsessed with its capacity to expel huge amounts of stool.
    It is a remarkable and extraordinary phenomenon. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West coming to a toilet near you.

  3. If you like them Lorraine why not start by spelling their name correctly…what a hideous, common and vulgar family….only in America. Well done, Matthew carry on…

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