Wednesday, August 17, 2022

The Pret Spitter

The Pret SpitterAlways in a red ski jacket and always with a trolley and umbrella, The Pret Spitter is a most unpleasant vagrant. A definite loner and spotted on the streets of Chelsea and South Kensington, this Eastern European or perhaps Russian man loathes computers and has been known to spit at Apple Mac laptops in Pret South Kensington. In past years, he probably was spotted gobbing at Johnny Rotten.

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    Steve Cotten (AKA ‘Britain’s Grumpiest Landlord’) – The Politmore Arms, Yarde Down, South Molton, Devon, EX36 3HA – Alongside a cat named ‘Frederick Albert Hitler’ as barman, landlord of the “maddest pub in Britain” Steve Cotten is certainly eccentric.

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    1. I’ve seen him on my way to work waiting outside Pret South Ken myself. He stands by the door waiting for it to open and when I’ve seen him inside he sits glaring at customers angrily. He is a most intimidating man and most certainly, as you point out, unpleasant.

    2. I threw him out of the cafe I work in only a week ago! He got quite aggressive but I could not understand what he was saying. He scared the customers.

    3. To the tune of ‘Fings ain’t wot they used to be

      There used to be class doing the town wearing an Eton Rambler’s tie
      Their like used to be rude to anyone who looked them in the eye

      All’s now changed at Knightsbridge, Sloane and Kensington
      We now have a nasty new ill bred eccentric moron

    4. A disgusting specimen. I have seen him in Pret South Kensington and was appalled at his conduct. They should have removed him but failed to do anything when I complained.

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