Always in a red ski jacket and always with a trolley and umbrella, The Pret Spitter is a most unpleasant vagrant. A definite loner and spotted on the streets of Chelsea and South Kensington, this Eastern European or perhaps Russian man loathes computers and has been known to spit at Apple Mac laptops in Pret South Kensington. In past years, he probably was spotted gobbing at Johnny Rotten.
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The Pret Sleeper
Spotted early in the mornings in Pret A Manager in South Kensington, the Pret Sleeper wears loafers and an entirely black outfit. He usually purchases nothing and sits and sleeps. Occasionally he takes out a notebook and biro but only once has he been heard to speak; he choose to ring his bank manager about […]
The Pret Prayer
A new addition to the South Kensington neighbourhood in October 2016, the Pret Prayer likes to get his mat out in front of all and sundry in Pret A Manager in Old Brompton Road, SW7. He also likes to paint and listen to his radio – on full volume, of course. He then joins the […]
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I’ve seen him on my way to work waiting outside Pret South Ken myself. He stands by the door waiting for it to open and when I’ve seen him inside he sits glaring at customers angrily. He is a most intimidating man and most certainly, as you point out, unpleasant.
I threw him out of the cafe I work in only a week ago! He got quite aggressive but I could not understand what he was saying. He scared the customers.
Wtf. Its Boris!
I can confirm it is nobody of that name.
No, it’s Trump.
To the tune of ‘Fings ain’t wot they used to be
There used to be class doing the town wearing an Eton Rambler’s tie
Their like used to be rude to anyone who looked them in the eye
All’s now changed at Knightsbridge, Sloane and Kensington
We now have a nasty new ill bred eccentric moron
to nyone who dared to look them in the eye
A disgusting specimen. I have seen him in Pret South Kensington and was appalled at his conduct. They should have removed him but failed to do anything when I complained.