Prince John Zylinski

Prince John Zylinski (AKA ‘Prince Twinkle Toes’)A cross between Donald Trump and Liberace in terms of his liking for all things gold in interiors, Ealing based Prince John Zylinski is an eccentric property tycoon with a taste for duels and ballet dancing. An independent candidate to be Mayor of London in 2016, Zylinski challenged Nigel Farage to a duel in April 2015 for insulting Poles and stated: “I would like us to meet in Hyde Park one morning with our swords and resolve this matter in a way that an 18th century Polish aristocrat and English gentleman would traditionally do”. Described by The Sunday Times’ Julia Llewellyn Smith as “jovial and slightly scruffy”, Zylinski modestly claims to be “one of the wealthiest Poles in Britain”, of aristocratic lineage and a descendant of “Catherine the Great of Russia… twenty Roman Catholic Cardinals, twelve Popes and six Saints in Heaven”.

 

 

 

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14 COMMENTS

  1. If he dislikes Nigel Farage, I’d support him but he’d be better off just joining Zac Goldsmith’s campaign instead of splitting the vote. We do not want the terrorist apologist Khan to win after all.

  2. Ah, the idle rich, another senile old fart, with far too much money.
    Always complaining about being discriminated against in the uk, but funny how they never want to live in their own country. He probably knows nobody there would tolerate him.
    Mayor of London, give me a break.

  3. I agree with Betina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prince Zylinski sounds like he’d make a great mayor for London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he’s brilliant at ballet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should go on Strictly too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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