Monday, June 14, 2021

Mr Penny Farthing

Mr Penny FarthingOften spotted on the roads of Kensington and Chelsea, as little is known about Mr Penny Farthing as his fellow eccentric The Fantasy Cyclist. His favoured watering hole is The Admiral Codrington in Milner Street.

 

 

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    Steve Cotten (AKA ‘Britain’s Grumpiest Landlord’) – The Politmore Arms, Yarde Down, South Molton, Devon, EX36 3HA – Alongside a cat named ‘Frederick Albert Hitler’ as barman, landlord of the “maddest pub in Britain” Steve Cotten is certainly eccentric.

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    Steve Cotten (AKA ‘Britain’s Grumpiest Landlord’)

    Mrs Filthy Piece of Toerag – Angry pensioner constituent of Boris Johnson – This purple coated pensioner told Sky News’ Sophy Ridge that she considers Prime Minister Boris Johnson “a filthy piece of toerag” in Uxbridge on 6th October 2019.

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    Mrs Filthy Piece of Toerag

    Angela Millington (1981 – 2014) – Murdered homeless woman – The skeletal remains of murdered homeless woman Angela Millington were found on Foulness Island in Essex in 2014 complete with a gaffer tape mask. Nobody has been convicted of her murder.

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    Angela Millington (1981 – 2014)

    The Cheery Street Sweeper – Knightsbridge’s cheeriest street sweeper is a joy to behold. He is quite the contrast to the Royal Borough of K&C’s incompetent, avaricious councillors.

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    The Cheery Street Sweeper

    Katherine Knight – This “sweet, matronly looking Australian woman” killed her partner John Price, skinned him, boiled his head in a pot and served up his body parts to his children with baked potatoes and gravy in 2000.

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    Katherine Knight

    2017 – The Sinners and The Saints – The Steeple Times chooses the 25 best and 25 worst people of 2017; Brenda from Bristol and the Mary Berry are crowned our winners

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    Brenda from Bristol

    The Crossword Couple

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    The Cross Word Couple (AKA ‘The Crossword Couple’)

    The Pret Prayer – Pret A Manger, 15 Old Brompton Road, South Kensington, London, SW7 3HZ

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    The Pret Prayer

    The Pret Sleeper – Pret A Manger, 15 Old Brompton Road, South Kensington, London, SW7 3HZ

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    The Pret Sleeper

    Prince John Zylinski (AKA ‘Prince Twinkle Toes’)

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    Prince John Zylinski

    The Pret Spitter

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    The Pret Spitter

    Fly-fisherwoman Marina Gibson

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    Marina Gibson

    Margaret Wooliscroft

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    Margaret Wooliscroft

    Angelo Vizcaino

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    Angelo Vizcaino

    Mr Penny Farthing

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    Mr Penny Farthing

    Adolfo Orsi, Jr.

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    Adolfo Orsi, Jr.

    Helen Brach (AKA “The Candy Lady”, 1911 – 1977, body never found)

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    Helen Brach (AKA “The Candy Lady”, 1911 – 1977, body never found)

    Mikel Ruffinelli

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    Mikel Ruffinelli

    Ziyanda Palesa Tutu

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    Ziyanda Palesa Tutu

    Kensington Claus

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    Kensington Claus

    The Knightsbridge rose seller

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    The Knightsbridge rose seller

    Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”)

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    Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”)

    Paul and Selena Bailey

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    Paul and Selena Bailey

    John Bly

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    John Bly

    Joyce Cohen

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    Joyce Cohen (formerly Joyce McDillon, née Joyce Lemay)

    Malavath Poorna

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    Malavath Poorna

    Linda Sandler

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    Linda Sandler

    Pablo Salcedo

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    Pablo Salcedo

    Pedro López

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    Pedro López (AKA “The Monster of the Andes”)

    june and leon bernicoff

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    June and Leon Bernicoff

    Leah Chase

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    Leah Chase (AKA “The Queen of Creole Cuisine”)

    Stephanie and Dominic Parker FI 1

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    Dominic and Stephanie Parker (AKA “The Posh Couple”)

    Sarah Meakin FI 1

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    Sarah Meakin

    Julia Bradbury FI2 1

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    Julia Bradbury

    Raine Spencer FI 1

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    Raine Spencer; Raine, Countess Spencer (AKA “Acid Raine”)

    Hannah Campbell FI 1

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    Hannah Campbell (AKA “The Bionic Woman”)

    Candida Lycett Green FI 1

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    Candida Lycett Green (1942 – 2014; nicknamed “Wibz”)

    The musical tramp FI 1

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    The musical tramp

    Doris and Geoffrey Thompson FI 1

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    Doris Thompson MBE OBE (1903 – 2004) and Geoffrey Thompson (1936 – 2004)

    Charity Charity FI 1

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    Charity Charity

    Kimi Raikkonen FI 1

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    Kimi Räikkönen

    Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo FI 1

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    Elisabetta and Francesca Grillo

    Kester Thomas FI 1

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    Kester Thomas (1975 – 2013)

    Gavin Rankin FI 1

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    Gavin Rankin

    Marina Oswald Porter FI 1

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    Marina Oswald Porter (born Marina Nikolayevna Prusakova, Russian: Марина Николаевна Прусакова)

    Elena Salvoni FI 1

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    Elena Salvoni (1920 – 2016)

    Sultan Kosen FI 1

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    Sultan Kösen

    Boaty Boatwright FI 1

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    Boaty Boatwright (also known as Boaty Boatwright Baker)

    Cedric Robinson FI 1

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    Cedric Robinson MBE

    Oliver Newton FI 1

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    Oliver Newton

    Dawn Ward

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    Don who's Donna at night

    Captain Pugwash FI 1

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    Captain Pugwash (AKA ‘Captain’ Michael M. Maricic)

    Peter Grace FI 1

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    Peter Grace OBE (1938 – 2013)

    Jim Bowen FI 1

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    Jim Bowen (born Peter Williams)

    Derek Bell FI 1

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    Derek Bell MBE

    Soho Pam FI 1

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    Pamela Jennings (better known as “Soho Pam”, 1964 - 2013)

    50 grifter

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    £50 grifter

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    Parrot Man

    Jocelyn Wildenstein FI 1

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    Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Périsset and also known as “Jocelynnys Dayannnys da Silva Bezerra”)

    John Gaze FI 1

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    John Gaze (1947 - 2011)

    Charlie Richardson FI 1

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    Charlie Richardson (1934 – 2012)

    Robin de la Lanne Mirrlees FI 1

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    Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees (1925 – 2012)

    Clark Rockefeller FI 1

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    Christian Gerhartsreiter (main alias Clark Rockefeller)

    Fiona Shackleton 1

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    The Rt. Hon. Baroness Shackleton of Belgravia LVO (Fiona Shackleton)

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    Sir Peter O'Sullevan CBE (1918 – 2015)

    Nancy Wake 1

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    Nancy Wake AC GM (1912 – 2011)

    Claus Von Bulow 1

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    Claus Von Bülow

    Alexander Fiske-Harrison

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    Alexander Fiske-Harrison

    Lord Lucan 1

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    Lord Lucan (also known as Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan)

    Umberto Scomparin 1

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    Umberto Scomparin


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