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‘Lady Whistledown’ Lays Into ‘Cheshire Cat’ Ferne McCann

As smugger-than-smug “grinning” Cheshire Cat Ferne McCann parades around as if she’s done nowt wrong, her nemesis ‘Lady Whistledown’ again quite rightly calls out this apologist for an acid thrower as the toxic toerag that this wicked wastel truly is.

From Loser To Lord – Should Shameless Shaun Bailey Be Elevated To House of Lords?

Though Tory twerp Shaun Bailey got away with partying with billionaire Nick Candy during the 2020 lockdowns, that this ludicrous loser and electoral disaster area might now get a seat in the House of Lords courtesy of his chum Boris Johnson is utterly outrageous.

Grim, Gobby Grimes Gone – Bombastic Brexit Bore Darren Grimes Axed By GB News

As ghastly, gobby and grim Darren Grimes gets axed by GB News, we call for the complete cancellation of a bombastic Brexit bore known best for pulling a Diane Abbott in wearing mismatching footwear.

Senseless Scobie Slammed – Disgraceful PR Peddler Omid Scobie’s Bullsh*t Called Out

As respected BBC News and Sky News journalist Simon McCoy slams the “hypocrisy” of Omid Scobie for “trashing” real journalists, we remind ‘MeGain’s Mouthpiece’ that he is nothing but a pathetic PR peddler whilst the Duchess of Sussex’s very own sister Samantha Markle claims him to be “throwing out red herrings to deflect from the truth.”

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Twittering Twerp Diane Abbott MP

That motormouthed MP Diane Abbott took to Twitter to defend a migrant rapist simply shows her as an utter twerp; perhaps, instead, she should focus on controlling her own son – a brat who likes to go around exposing himself – instead first.

Moron of the Moment 2022 – Immigrant Hater Natalie Elphicke OBE MP

Immigrant hater Natalie Elphicke OBE MP should be reminded that she, the wife of a convicted sex offender, is the noxious nasty who actually deserves to be hated.

Dopey Dent Coad Ditched – Kensington Labour Rejects Emma Dent Coad

Matthew Steeples suggests mouthy ex-MP Emma Dent Coad’s latest moan about how Labour have rejected her as a future candidate show her for what she is; a sore loser and a far-left hectoring harridan.

Wally of the Week – The Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP

That Liz Truss appointed an adviser who’d previously worked for the mate of paedophiles Prince Andrew sums up her complete lack of sense and good judgment.

Morons of the Moment 2022 – Despicable Just Stop Oil Vandals

The Just Stop Oil ‘protestors’ who attacked a Van Gogh yesterday should be branded as what they truly are: Moronic vandals; that their organisation is funded by a member of the Getty family is even more outrageous.

Ghislaine’s Deviancy – New Allegations Against Ghislaine Maxwell

As new theories about Elon Musk and Ghislaine Maxwell’s connections emerge, further new stories about the grubby groper’s deviancy follow involving Donald Trump and a Scottish madam.

Arresting Andy – More Woes For Deplorable Duke Of York

It looks as if there might be more woes to come for Prince Andrew as Ghislaine Maxwell is given until June 2023 to dob those she sex trafficked to in; the FBI should get ready to do some arresting.

Taking The (Brueckner) Biscuit – No Charges Still In Madeleine McCann Case

As it emerges that the Germans are taking the biscuit and the prospect of Christian Brueckner being charged in the Madeleine McCann case has slimmed further, isn’t it time that this pointless £14 million investigation was closed down?

Mind-Blowing, Moaning, Money Motivated Meghan Markle… Or Just A Predictably Petulant Princess?

Is it that mind-blowing that the Duchess of Sussex thinks she’s helping her cause with her latest antics? Isn’t this just instead yet another predictable example of her showing her truly self-serving character?

Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry

As Liz Truss continues to gain the support of further Tory members, her supporters make a fool of her in verse in penning poetry referencing her as ‘Bizzy Lizzy’ and ‘Thatcher Mach 3.’

Morse, Maxwell & Oxford – Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secretary Sues

Oxford born former secretary of Ghislaine Maxwell sues ‘Miami Herald’ journalist Julie K. Brown for defamation; actress Emmy Tayler, daughter of a retired Oxford professor, perhaps should have been in ‘Inspector Morse’ instead of getting involved with the mucky madam.

Revenge – Meghan Markle v Tom Bower 2022

Is Tom Bower’s latest tome ‘Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors’ actually going to be that revealing? Will it truly pull any punches or is it just a rehash of old news?

Ghislaine Maxwell – Master Manipulator

Apple podcast featuring Matthew Steeples being interviewed by the Irish ‘Sunday World’s’ Nicola Tallant on her ‘Crime World’ channel about whether Ghislaine Maxwell was an innocent servant or a master manipulator goes live.

Bankrupt BJ – Shame On PM For Taking PJs

It is an outrage that BJ enjoyer Boris Johnson flew from Cornwall to London in a government private jet after a holiday with his family at a time when there are now more food banks than McDonald’s outlets in bankrupt Britain.

Silencing By Maxwell – Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein Should Be Heard

In trying to bring about the silencing of victims of abuse, Ghislaine Maxwell again shows her truly wicked ways are not behind her; victims Sarah Ransome and Elizabeth Stein should be heard.

Gunning For Ghislaine 2022 – Search for gun continues in Maxwell jail

Authorities confirm to ‘The Steeple Times’ that search for smuggled gun at jail housing Ghislaine Maxwell and R. Kelly continues as mucky madam continues to bang on about her life being at risk.

Markle V Markle 2022 – Samantha Markle Wants £61k+ From Sister

As it looks set to go to jury trial, the defamation case of Samantha Markle against her sibling the Duchess of Sussex in Markle v Markle looks set to make the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case...

God & Ghislaine – Mucky Madam Maxwell Lauded As “A God”

As Ghislaine Maxwell is laughably lauded as “a God,” we examine the mucky madam’s previous references to those she perceived ‘higher beings’ including Prince Andrew and Paris Hilton.

Mucky Maxwell’s Murky Mind Games – Ghislaine Maxwell Wants To Be In A British Prison

The latest murky mind games of the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – including a demand to be put in a British rather than an American prison – illustrate her to be as warped as her deviant daddy.

Sweaty Nonce Conveniently Gets COVID-19

Isn’t it “convenient” that the “sweaty nonce” Prince Andrew has caught COVID-19? The fan of young ladies aged 19 and under does have something to celebrate – a song about him is rocketing up the charts.

A Pirate Prospers – Victory for Johnny Depp

‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star Johnny Depp’s victory was deserved; it is now time for Amber Heard to be dragged back to Britain to face perjury charges.

Goat Killers Gone! Mark’s Club Banish Sick Capreolus Club

As Mark’s Club claim they never even agreed to an event for the twisted twerp members of the goat slaying Capreolus Club, we delight in the fact that they’ve now removed promotion of their September shenanigans and celebrate the success of our Change.org petition.

Markle v Markle – £60,000 Defamation Demand Against Duchess of Sussex

As the estranged half-sister of the Duchess of Sussex demands £60,000 from her for defamation, we remind the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ that she’d do well to heal her familial rifts in private.