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Moron of the Moment – Andrea Jenkyns MP

In calling the legendary Steve Bray an “anti-democratic plonker” obstinate Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns MP shows herself as a total prat When...

Making a Cameron Of It

Booksellers and the public alike mock David Cameron’s ‘For The Record’ memoirs by placing it next to titles about failing and adding...

Rock Off

Matthew Steeples slams Rescue Dogs Rock NYC for allowing the wife of the elephant slayer Eric Trump to host its fundraiser

Arrest Anne

Anne Sacoolas should not be able to evade justice simply because she is married to a US diplomat; she should be brought...

Hideous ‘Headmaster Harvey’

As “kinky ex MP” and lover of canes Harvey Proctor storms out of a BBC interview, he again shows himself as nothing...

Wally of the Week – Lady Borwick

Lady Borwick makes a fool of herself on Sky News yet again and shows her lack of knowledge of historical sequence; meanwhile...

Moron of the Moment – Madeleine Grant

“I don’t hack, I just have a great rack” rent-a-gob Madeleine Grant’s attack on Gina Miller is uncalled for and below...

Wally of the Week – Amanda Platell

‘Daily Mail’ columnist Amanda Platell proves herself to be nothing but a bombastic bigot with a mouth the size of Australia and...

Name & Shame – Mr. Gallows

Thug who yelled “to the gallows” at Gina Miller needs to be named and shamed Yesterday a mouse-not-a-man shouted “to the...

Morons of the Moment – Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer

Tedious twerps Sir Christopher and Baroness Meyer take to Twitter to berate those who dare criticise deviant liar Boris Johnson Mr....

Picture of the Week – Oakeshott Bums

Fake news creator Isabel Oakeshott dresses “inappropriately” for a book launch and then stands next to the lapdance loving MP John Whittingdale;...

The Unkind Kingdom

As Michael Morpurgo condemns Britain as “nasty,” Matthew Steeples reports from the launch of Alexander Lebedev’s ‘Hunt the Banker’ where the author...

Liar Boris

As it is confirmed Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about prorogation of Parliament, it is time for this pathological liar to...

It’s Not Cricket

‘Lady Macbeth’ Theresa May’s resignation honour list is symbolic; it is symbolic of cronyism and the toxicity of those she associated with...

It’s Not Cricket

‘Lady Macbeth’ Theresa May’s resignation honour list is symbolic; it is symbolic of cronyism and the toxicity of those she associated with...

Bang On Betty

In spite of her ill health, Betty Boothroyd’s intervention is illustrative that it is not just the young that don’t want Brexit

The Magic Twenty-One

As the Conservative Party lurches to become “The Brexit Party (Rebadged)” we salute the twenty-one decent MPs who stood up to Boris...

The John & Gina Show

Gina Miller creates a double act by pairing up with former Prime Minister Sir John Major to stop Boris Johnson proroguing Parliament

Picture of the Week – Stickered Tice

Brexiteer Richard Tice MEP spotted buying discounted salmon at Waitrose Belgravia; What next? Chlorinated American chicken? ‘Celebrity Waitrose’ in Belgravia is...

Name & Shame – The Liar Bird

Liverpudlian Esther McVey MP  offends the city of her birth by supporting ‘The Sun’ In Liverpool The Sun is banned. In...

The Duchess of Dimness

That Sarah, Duchess of York posed for pictures with a man accused of sexual offences at a time when her ex-husband’s links...

Moron of the Moment – Dick Braine

New UKIP leader Dick Braine is deservedly mocked for his unfortunate name, but the reality is that he’s deranged and delusional

Ambar’s Antics

Pavement pest Ambar Zohra just cannot help herself; that she encourages people to threaten others proves how ghastly this little madam truly...

Hero of the Hour – Sir Nicholas Soames MP

Churchill’s grandson Sir Nicholas Soames shares wise words just as ‘The Telegraph ’bizarrely tips Ken Clarke as Britain’s next Prime Minister

A Royal Borough Rotter – Councillor Matthew Palmer

Conservative RBKC councillor Matthew Palmer exposed as a rotter and hypocrite; he’s even caught campaigning for the Brexit Party A tubby...

Crowdfunding Carole

The Steeple Times urges readers to support the crowdfunding campaign to help the courageous journalist Carole Cadwalladr see off the nasty piece...

EXCLUSIVE – Unrestrained Stunt

Restraint order against businessman James Stunt lifted The media – well, the Daily Mail and The Sun – enthusiastically and somewhat...

Justice for Poko

Evil poachers who killed Poko the elephant have been caught and now face up to seven years in prison Poko, one...

Perish The Pavement Pests

Stand-on scooters, whether manual or electric, should be banned; they are nothing but moving deathtraps Stand-on scooters – whether electric or...

Picture of the Week – Kippered Boris

March for Change attendees from Devon send a clear message to new Prime Minister Boris Johnson about his lies about kippers

Caught On Camera In Chelsea

Chelsea businesses take to naming and shaming local thieves Two Chelsea businesses sick of thievery in and around their premises have...

Fallen Security

That a man was able to stowaway in the landing gear of a plane in Nairobi and then fall from it into...

Getting Off Like Gove

A judge with a sense of humour allowed a class A drug user to walk free on the basis he shouldn’t suffer...

Bin Boris

Sir Max Hastings perfectly sums up the car crash of a man that is Boris Johnson; elsewhere the public say they wouldn’t...

Picture of the Week – A Coked Contest

‘Stop Brexit’ Steve Bray amusingly mocks Michael Gove’s bid to become leader of the Conservative Party; ‘Brexit’ is named ‘Children’s Year of...

Wally of the Week – Sir Christopher Meyer

Pompous pillock Sir Christopher Meyer sticks his oar in over coronavirus and makes a most bigoted suggestion as to its origin in...

Down in Chelsea

Property prices significantly down in Chelsea whilst ‘forced sales’ increase With news that house prices have fallen 19% in the Royal...

We Wish Them Well (Too)

The Steeple Times echoes the Evening Standard and Gina Miller’s Remain United and urges voters to back the Liberal Democrats today

Bovine Theresa vs. Triumphant Tarzan

As Lord Heseltine has the Conservative whip suspended, Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames speaks utter sense in calling the action “bovine”

The Fallacy of Farage

‘Man of the Elite’ Nigel Farage yet again shown in his true colours; that the Brexit Party leader has lived in luxury...

Moron of the Moment – James Brokenshire MP

Wannabe Conservative leader James Brokenshire makes a prat of himself by allowing his wife to bleat on about her four ovens

Hero of the Hour – The late Mathew Talbot

Guardsman Mathew Talbot shall be remembered for his dedication in his efforts to stop the illegal wildlife trade “Proud Brummie” Mathew...

“I have a plan, sir”

That Tony Robinson has quit Labour and branded its leadership “sh*t’ is proof that that party has sunk to a new low

Straightforward Stunt

As James Stunt attempts to meet his detractors and face a polygraph is hijacked, yet again he proves these people cowards

Tantrum Tommy

That self-serving racist bigot Tommy Robinson has been attacked with milkshakes twice this week serves as poetic justice Tommy Robinson –...

Moron of the Moment – Lubov Chernukhin

Oligarch’s wife Lubov Chernukhin proves herself to be the most dimwitted person on the planet in paying £135,000 for dinner with the...

Moron of the Moment – Carl Benjamin

Far right bigot Carl Benjamin simply shows UKIP in its true colours; he has and his kind are the ones that should...

Analysing the F-Word

Has the ‘F-word’ become acceptable or is it still taboo to utter it? “I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump… It’s...