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EXCLUSIVE – Unrestrained Stunt

Restraint order against businessman James Stunt lifted The media – well, the Daily Mail and The Sun – enthusiastically and somewhat...

Justice for Poko

Evil poachers who killed Poko the elephant have been caught and now face up to seven years in prison Poko, one...

Perish The Pavement Pests

Stand-on scooters, whether manual or electric, should be banned; they are nothing but moving deathtraps Stand-on scooters – whether electric or...

Picture of the Week – Kippered Boris

March for Change attendees from Devon send a clear message to new Prime Minister Boris Johnson about his lies about kippers

Caught On Camera In Chelsea

Chelsea businesses take to naming and shaming local thieves Two Chelsea businesses sick of thievery in and around their premises have...

Fallen Security

That a man was able to stowaway in the landing gear of a plane in Nairobi and then fall from it into...

Getting Off Like Gove

A judge with a sense of humour allowed a class A drug user to walk free on the basis he shouldn’t suffer...

Bin Boris

Sir Max Hastings perfectly sums up the car crash of a man that is Boris Johnson; elsewhere the public say they wouldn’t...

Picture of the Week – A Coked Contest

‘Stop Brexit’ Steve Bray amusingly mocks Michael Gove’s bid to become leader of the Conservative Party; ‘Brexit’ is named ‘Children’s Year of...

Wally of the Week – Sir Christopher Meyer

Pompous pillock Sir Christopher Meyer sticks his oar in over coronavirus and makes a most bigoted suggestion as to its origin in...

Down in Chelsea

Property prices significantly down in Chelsea whilst ‘forced sales’ increase With news that house prices have fallen 19% in the Royal...

We Wish Them Well (Too)

The Steeple Times echoes the Evening Standard and Gina Miller’s Remain United and urges voters to back the Liberal Democrats today

Bovine Theresa vs. Triumphant Tarzan

As Lord Heseltine has the Conservative whip suspended, Tory MP Sir Nicholas Soames speaks utter sense in calling the action “bovine”

The Fallacy of Farage

‘Man of the Elite’ Nigel Farage yet again shown in his true colours; that the Brexit Party leader has lived in luxury...

Moron of the Moment – James Brokenshire MP

Wannabe Conservative leader James Brokenshire makes a prat of himself by allowing his wife to bleat on about her four ovens

Hero of the Hour – The late Mathew Talbot

Guardsman Mathew Talbot shall be remembered for his dedication in his efforts to stop the illegal wildlife trade “Proud Brummie” Mathew...

“I have a plan, sir”

That Tony Robinson has quit Labour and branded its leadership “sh*t’ is proof that that party has sunk to a new low

Straightforward Stunt

As James Stunt attempts to meet his detractors and face a polygraph is hijacked, yet again he proves these people cowards

Tantrum Tommy

That self-serving racist bigot Tommy Robinson has been attacked with milkshakes twice this week serves as poetic justice Tommy Robinson –...

Moron of the Moment – Lubov Chernukhin

Oligarch’s wife Lubov Chernukhin proves herself to be the most dimwitted person on the planet in paying £135,000 for dinner with the...

Moron of the Moment – Carl Benjamin

Far right bigot Carl Benjamin simply shows UKIP in its true colours; he has and his kind are the ones that should...

Analysing the F-Word

Has the ‘F-word’ become acceptable or is it still taboo to utter it? “I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump… It’s...

Backing Buckethead

The only candidate ‘The Steeple Times’ can enthusiastically endorse in the European elections is Lord Buckethead Whilst we wish ChangeUK –...

Wally of the Week – Ann Widdecombe

Ann Widdecombe’s decision to become a candidate for the Brexit Party yet again proves her simply to be nothing but nasty

Word of the Week – Brexiting

‘Brexiting’ has finally been defined (and no it’s not just about the relationship between Britain and the European Union) In a...

Moron of the Moment – Frankie Rufolo

Far right Quran burning prat Frankie Rufolo has to be the least person worthy of election in Britain A 19-year-old spotty...

America’s First Gay President?

Could wildcard millennial Pete Buttigieg become America’s first gay President? The son of a Maltese immigrant to America, openly gay and...

The Rat is Caged

Loathsome hypocrite Julian Assange’s arrest comes seven years too late but is an almighty relief for the British justice system This...

A Taxing Question

Why are the Taxpayers’ Alliance given airtime in the British media when they are not the voice of the taxpayer but instead...

The Pizza Prat – Andrea Leadsom

Andrea Leadsom’s “pizza club” is indicative of how low the British political classes have stooped Leader of the House Andrea ‘Loathsome’...

Gobby Gisela

Vanquishing The Vulgarians

A rare set of good news; Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from Australia and Tommy Robinson loses his harassment case   Tommy Robinson and Milo Yiannopoulos are...

Shocking Steel

Lord Steel has proven himself a disgrace; he should be expelled from public life   Lord Steel should be ashamed of himself. He should also be...

The Travails of Tom and Theresa

That condom campaigner Tom Harwood is scaremongering and Theresa May is begging is proof enough that Brexit is on the rocks   Last week, condom campaigner...

Moron of the Moment – Laura Murray

Wealthy aristocrat and aide to Jeremy Corbyn is a true example of the hypocrisy that now pollutes once Great Britain   This morning The Sunday Times...

Let’s NOT Get It Done

That a “haggard” Theresa May chose Grimsby as a place to make her final speech prior to the final vote on her Brexit deal...

More Belgrade Than Belgravia

As the Belgravia Shell fuel station is raided and its cash machine robbed, here is another timely reminder of the effects of Theresa May’s...

Failing Grayling

Transport secretary Chris Grayling has yet again messed up and with news that he has botched the Brexit ferry deal, he must go   “Deeply odd”...

Cliff Wrongly Rises (Yet Again)

That Sir Cliff Richard is demanding another £1.5 million from the BBC shows how utterly outrageous he truly is   The ratbag Sir Cliff Richard’s at...

Calamity Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has rightly been slammed for not being able to manage his own finances   Jeremy Corbyn is a national disgrace and should not be...

Calamity Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has rightly been slammed for not being able to manage his own finances   Jeremy Corbyn is a national disgrace and should not be...

Actions Have Consequences

Matthew Steeples reminds the Duchess of Sussex, Mark Zuckerberg and his Facebook colleagues that actions have consequences   “If you don’t want something published, don’t write...

Wally of the Week – Owen Jones

Jeremy Corbyn apologist Owen Jones yet again proves himself to be nothing but an utter berk suggests Matthew Steeples   All-round Commie and Guardian and New...

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