Friday, November 27, 2020

No. 39 - The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

She called the Conservative Party the “Nasty Party” in a speech in 2002 and now Theresa May makes for a pretty nasty Prime Minister herself. Gaffe prone May failed to appeal to the police in May 2012 when they heckled her at the Police Federation conference and was too busy hosting a party with Lady Meyer later that month to deal with problems at Britain’s borders. Ken Clarke once described her as “childlike”, Joan Collins has made a fool of her on Twitter and it is for dressing like Worzel Gummidge that this hectoring vicar’s daughter is known best. Please, someone, just shoe her out.



< Categories
Jolly giant Labour politician and all round brainbox Sharon Hodgson MP


Sharon Hodgson MP

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”


Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)


Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)


The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)


Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Diane Sawyer


Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

Ashley Mote


Ashley Mote

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)


Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Christine Walkden


Christine Walkden

Mhairi Black MP


Mhairi Black MP

Lord Boothby


The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

Jack Duffin


Jack Duffin

Daniel Topolski


Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

Julia Hartley-Brewer


Julia Hartley-Brewer

Dr Hyacinth Morgan


Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)


Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)


Kate Williams


Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)


Matt Forde


Anna Soubry MP


Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)


The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

Another blow for Trump - Lieutenant Governor of California Gavin Newsom takes to Facebook to describe Donald Trump as “offensive and dangerous”


Gavin Newsom


Sir Bernard Ingham


Stella Creasy MP


Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)


The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC


The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal


Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC


Martha Kearney


Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)


Brian Coleman


Kathy Clugston


Barbara Walters


Clare Balding


The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)


Dan Penteado


Esther McVey MP


The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

Gregory Barker


The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)


John Simpson CBE


Terry Venables


Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)


Lizo Mzimba

  1. I knew you’d re-emerge Mr McLoughlin. For once, I find myself agreeing with your sentiments. Mr Bone speaks fondly of Mrs May’s activities in the House often.

    • Gillian Castle has got it completely wrong.
      Theresa May is the woman of the year. New Labour Party’s Harriet Harman as a newly qualified solicitor became legal officer for the National Council For Civil Liberties, it was affilliated to NCCL, known as the Paedophile Action For Liberation.
      That in my opinion is embarrassing.

      • Ms May also spends much time with the dreadful Lady Meyer. Her choice of friends speaks volumes. That she hosted a party in Downing Street for that woman (who the Telegraph once described as “the Chanel-clad”) is enough for me to dislike her. Instead of worrying about shoes and hanging around with other clothes horses, May should get serious.

        • I agree, she’s really going to have to pull her finger out, otherwise Nigel Farage is going to eat her and David Cameron for breakfast in 2015.

  2. Nigel Farage and the United Kingdom Independence Party can’t do any worse than the Conservatives and the New Labour party, Liberal Democrats are a waste of space, at least with Nigel Farage we are guaranteed a referendum on the European Union. Theresa May was always all mouth, no action. Food for thought.

  3. Theresa May plots “European Court of Human Rights” exit. Now thats more like it.
    Nick (Pinocchio)Clegg says he will veto such a move. He is still boasting that he has slept with 25 women. His only achievement thus far.

  4. Lord Rennard believes that he is a victim of malicious gossip within the Liberal Democrat Party. The idea of him being a predatory sex pest is ridiculous and laughable, the sensationalised reporting by the tabloids are disgraceful and a deliberate attempt to sabotage and put Liberal values in a bad light. Nick Clegg will vouch for him.
    Theresa May has a fat chance of achieving any of her goals with partners as the above. Maybe a piss-up in a brewery is more realistic.

    • Rennard is avery ugly man who uses his position of power to sexually attack those less empowered.
      He should be castrated like a farm animal….

  5. Nick Clegg chooses London Oratory, not your avarage comprehensive for his eldest son Antonia.
    London Oratory, a strict Catholic School with fewer children from deprived families.
    Clegg the Liberal supports busing and oppose school selection for the children of us ordinary little people.
    The Liberal Elite send their children to private and parochial schools. He is a snob, and a posh boy.
    Theresa May has bigger balls than Pinocchio and Lord Billy Bunter combined.

  6. Sods —– Law.
    July.—- 2014.
    For almost two decades we have strived to get justice for the injustice we have suffered at the hands of a world renowned bank— PICTET & CIE. BANK.
    Two yorkshiremen both running their own small family businesses trying to resolve the problem by taking all the correct legal procedures to recover their monies.
    The matter was raised in Parliament – twice– the FSA investigated the matter concluding that PICTET had rogues operating in their London Bank — but the rogues had left —saying no one left to prosecute.??? —– so there.
    We then approached the Financial Ombudsman Service. (FOS) — our case was dealt with by seven different people —- then our numerous E-Mails were ignored — nobody would speak to us ——-so there.
    We then asked the SFO ( Serious Fraud Office.) to investigate our case —- the criteria of our case ticked all their boxes. — we were instructed not to send them
    any documents/evidence.—— in fact they wrote to us advising us to go to the Citizen’s Advice Bureau.(CAB.)
    Richard Alderman the SFO boss —- who responded to our letter was the same man who would not investigate the “ Madoff” scandal or the “Libor” fiasco.
    The MP’s committee —- said he was sloppy— and the SFO was run like “ Fred Karno’s Circus” —– it was an office of fraud.—– so there.
    Our M.P. approached our local Chief Constable to investigate—– he was called—- Sir Norman Bettison— Chief Constable of West Yorkshire Police —- a force that made “ Dad’s Army” look like the S.A.S. They were inept – corrupt —malicious — from top to bottom. We were criminally dealt with by the Forces Solicitor—- the Head of the Economic Crime Unit —-and the Chief Constable —– so there.
    We were then advised to pass our complaint against West Yorkshire Police to the I.P.C.C. – which we did — they advised us to make our complaint to —- the West Yorkshire Police — we did with reluctance — all we got was abuse and obfuscation. —– so there.
    Sir Norman Bettison —- The Forces solicitor— and the Head of the Economic Crime —- have all been removed from their posts and facing criminal allegations.
    —— so there.
    We even sought justice through the Courts — culminating in a visit to the Court of Appeal-London.— On leaving the Courts of Appeal that day our barrister a “rising star” informed us — that if that was British Justice then you can keep it. He quit the law and moved to Canada —– so there.
    A few years later we learned that one of the judges ( Lord Justice.) in our case at the Court of Appeal was related to a senior executive of the Pictet Bank —–so there.
    The Ministry of Justice passed our case to Lord Myners to investigate — we would rather have had Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck do it. — to this day we don’t know
    —whether he did anything or not —- probably not — seeing that his wife was on the Pictet Prix Board.
    Pictet & Cie .Bank — voted private bank of the year 2013.
    Ivan Pictet —- Voted banker of the year 2012. —- the senior partner — lied on numerous occasions and had documents destroyed — also said genuine documents were forgeries. —– so there.
    Ivan Pictet in Oct. 2013 —- Given the Legion of Honour — but saying that —- honours were given to Hitler — Eichmann — Mussolini —Franco — he’s in fitting company. —-so there.
    MONTY RAPHAEL.Q.C. — Peters & Peters.London. They were the banks lawyers.
    Monty Raphael.Q.C. along with Ivan Pictet withheld crucial documents requested by the High Court —- the FSA —- and the police Fraud Squad. —-so there.
    Monty Raphael.Q.C. became an Honorary Queens Counsellor in March. 2012.
    Monty Raphael.Q.C. became a Master of the Bench in Nov.2012.
    An expert in Fraud —the Doyen of Fraud Lawyers. —– so there.
    This says a lot about Banks — the consensus of opinion is that they are highly paid “crooks” —- no wonder they voted Ivan Pictet banker of the year.
    It appears that crimes in the “establishment.” are honoured by their peers.
    Full Story.—- “google or Yahoo ”
    Ivan Pictet.Banker.
    Monty Raphael.Q.C.
    Ivan Pictet/Monty Raphael.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

Moron of the Moment – Gordon Ramsay

That Gordon Ramsay thinks it acceptable to start selling burgers at £80 a pop at a time of economic meltdown confirms him as a cretin.

Heroine of the Hour – Micheline Stephen

Ninety-year-old daily martini drinker Micheline Stephen of Cupar, Scotland is to be saluted for grabbing a robber and calling him “a wee sh*te.”

Get Out Ghislaine

As Donald Trump looks set to pardon Michael Flynn, will he also somehow help Ghislaine Maxwell get out of jail also?

Spying a Watch

1950s Cold War espionage device disguised as a watch to be auctioned for a surprisingly low sum; someone could end up spying a bargain and something akin to what Jack Ruby even once owned.

Nasty Nat’s Naughty Notes

‘Nasty Nat’ Natalie Elphicke MP – wife of convicted ex-MP turned sex offender Charlie Elphicke – rightly called out for pestering the judiciary with naughty notes.

The World’s Worst McMansion – It’s So Bad, It’s Good

New Jersey ‘McMansion’ complete with Flintstone-esque pebbled bathrooms and gaudy grottos goes on sale for £1.65 million; it’s so bad, it’s good.

Is Covid Racist?

Channel 4’s decision to show a documentary provocatively titled: ‘Is Covid Racist’ tonight is neither clever nor appropriate argues Matthew Steeples.

The Best Gastrowagon By Far

Land Rover converted into a ‘gastrowagon’ for television chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall’s first television series heads to auction.

Word of the Week – Autolatry

Susie Dent’s choice of ‘autolatry’ as her ‘word of the day’ was most appropriate; it sums up both Boris Johnson and Ghislaine Maxwell perfectly.

Ban The Bear Slayer – 10,000 Signatures on Petition Against Larysa Switlyk

As our petition to ban bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk from Instagram soars past 10,000 signatures, it is time the social media...

Anth’ Swings Back To The Bog

Anthea Turner’s decision to talk about how she doesn’t like seeing bleach in a bathroom confirms her desperation for any kind of publicity; shouldn’t she just bog off?

A Pintless Policy

Matthew Steeples slams ‘Bosie The Clown’s’ pub destroying lockdown; 7 out of 10 pubs are likely to close as a result and the nation will be left pintless.

Steeply Priced Roof Space Slashed

Steeply-pitched, unused mansard roof space in Hampshire House, 150 Central Park South, New York heads to a slashed no reserve auction after failing to sell for £30.3 million.

Hero of the Hour – Marcus Rashford MBE

As the public quite rightly rubbish a disgraceful ‘Mail on Sunday’ diatribe against the campaigning footballer Marcus Rashford, he responds with dignity and launches a book club.

Randy’s Anniversary

EXCLUSIVE – On the first anniversary of ‘Randy Andy’ Prince Andrew’s juggernaut wreck BBC interview about Jeffrey Epstein, authors Nigel Cawthorne and Kirby Sommers share their thoughts with ‘The Steeple Times’ reports Matthew Steeples.

Windowless in South Ken

Windowless property in Stanhope Gardens, South Kensington, SW7 goes to auction with a guide price of just £20,000; there is, of course, a catch.

Weather Now

broken clouds
6 ° C
7.2 °
5 °
75 %
75 %
8 °
11 °
10 °
9 °
9 °