Saturday, January 16, 2021

No. 37 - Dan Penteado

This Watchdog and Rogue Traders television presenter stands accused of being a cheat himself. He claims the £24,000 benefits fraud he stands accused of is simply a “misunderstanding” but plainly others take a different view.


The Roll Call - PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS

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Jolly giant Labour politician and all round brainbox Sharon Hodgson MP

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Sharon Hodgson MP

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”

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Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

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Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Diane Sawyer

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Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

Ashley Mote

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Ashley Mote

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

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Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Christine Walkden

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Christine Walkden

Mhairi Black MP

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Mhairi Black MP

Lord Boothby

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

Jack Duffin

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Jack Duffin

Daniel Topolski

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Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

Julia Hartley-Brewer

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Julia Hartley-Brewer

Dr Hyacinth Morgan

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Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)

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Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)

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Kate Williams

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Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)

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Matt Forde

20

Anna Soubry MP

21

Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)

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The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

Another blow for Trump - Lieutenant Governor of California Gavin Newsom takes to Facebook to describe Donald Trump as “offensive and dangerous”

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Gavin Newsom

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Sir Bernard Ingham

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Stella Creasy MP

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Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

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The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

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The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

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Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

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Martha Kearney

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Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

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Brian Coleman

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Kathy Clugston

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Barbara Walters

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Clare Balding

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The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

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Dan Penteado

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Esther McVey MP

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

Gregory Barker

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The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)

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John Simpson CBE

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Terry Venables

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Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)

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Lizo Mzimba


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