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Matt Forde

Matt Forde“Who the f*ck is Matt Forde?” – allegedly the words of Noel Gallagher – are the first thing one encounters on accessing the website of this comedian and one time political advisor to the Labour Party. Nottingham born and the son of a former nun, Forde’s Twitter handles reads: “A talentless liar, a shameless sycophantic sell-out with a jelly spine and a mush mind”. As well as presenting a show named The Political Party with Matt Forde, this TalkSport late-night host welcomes abuse but “just give it [to him] on Twitter and make it brief”. Undoubtedly one of Tony Blair’s biggest apologists, Matt Forde described his favourite former Prime Minister as: “The best Labour leader and the best Prime Minister in history” in 2014. Churchill and Thatcher plainly passed this “hypocritical new Labour Adolf Blair-loving hippy scumbag” by.

 

The Roll Call - PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS

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Jolly giant Labour politician and all round brainbox Sharon Hodgson MP

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Sharon Hodgson MP

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”

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Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

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Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Diane Sawyer

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Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

Ashley Mote

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Ashley Mote

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

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Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Christine Walkden

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Christine Walkden

Mhairi Black MP

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Mhairi Black MP

Lord Boothby

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

Jack Duffin

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Jack Duffin

Daniel Topolski

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Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

Julia Hartley-Brewer

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Julia Hartley-Brewer

Dr Hyacinth Morgan

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Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)

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Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)

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Kate Williams

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Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)

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Matt Forde

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Anna Soubry MP

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Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)

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The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

Another blow for Trump - Lieutenant Governor of California Gavin Newsom takes to Facebook to describe Donald Trump as “offensive and dangerous”

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Gavin Newsom

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Sir Bernard Ingham

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Stella Creasy MP

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Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

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The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

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The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

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Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

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Martha Kearney

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Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

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Brian Coleman

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Kathy Clugston

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Barbara Walters

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Clare Balding

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The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

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Dan Penteado

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Esther McVey MP

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

Gregory Barker

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The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)

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John Simpson CBE

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Terry Venables

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Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)

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Lizo Mzimba


2 COMMENTS

  1. He is a lot smarter than Ed Balls and has made Harriet and her hubby eat humble pie many times. I think he ishilariously funny. Labour can’t do any better.

  2. Forgive me, my dyslexia is out of control. He is hilariously funny and even more flamboyant than Mandy Mandelson. He is not the best liar Labour has ever employed, Alistair Campbell takes the cake in that department. He is smarter than the two Ed’s. One reminds of the thick as a plank hyena in Disney’s “The Lion King”. Politics in Britain is a lot of fun.

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