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Ashley Mote

Ashley MoteHaving claimed that “five years in the EU lunatic asylum showed me that EU corruption was truly out of control”, former UKIP MEP and immigrant hater Ashley Mote was jailed for five years in July 2015 after being convicted for fraudulently claiming some £500,000 in European Parliament expenses. Locked up previously for the theft of £65,000 in benefits, Mote blamed everyone but himself for his criminal activities. He went as far as to suggest that the timing of his trial was “blatant politics”, that he had “serious memory problems” and that he was only convicted because of “cynicism against anyone in politics”. This crook is delusion personified.

 

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Jolly giant Labour politician and all round brainbox Sharon Hodgson MP

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Sharon Hodgson MP

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”

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Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

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Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Diane Sawyer

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Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

Ashley Mote

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Ashley Mote

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

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Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Christine Walkden

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Christine Walkden

Mhairi Black MP

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Mhairi Black MP

Lord Boothby

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

Jack Duffin

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Jack Duffin

Daniel Topolski

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Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

Julia Hartley-Brewer

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Julia Hartley-Brewer

Dr Hyacinth Morgan

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Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)

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Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)

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Kate Williams

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Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)

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Matt Forde

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Anna Soubry MP

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Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)

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The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

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Gavin Newsom

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Sir Bernard Ingham

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Stella Creasy MP

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Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

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The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

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The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

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Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

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Martha Kearney

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Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

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Brian Coleman

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Kathy Clugston

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Barbara Walters

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Clare Balding

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The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

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Dan Penteado

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Esther McVey MP

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

Gregory Barker

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The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)

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John Simpson CBE

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Terry Venables

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Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)

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Lizo Mzimba


3 COMMENTS

  1. If the powers that be had told the public the truth about this evil abomination of a man ******** being a child killer and sexual abuser of underage boys maybe the country would not be cursed by Almighty God?! [EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

  2. I still think something fishy went on here to stitch him up. He gives good explanations for things in his book ‘A mote in brussells eye’

    I notice the EU tried to stitch up MEP Roger helmer recently but failed because his paperwork was in good order going back many years.

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