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Category: PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS
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Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)
More of a molehill than a mountain, UKIP’s dimwit “interim leader” (for a moment and thankfully hopefully not a moment longer) believes her party to be “anything but racist.”
In a lorry wreck of an interview on Adam Boulton’s ‘All About Politics’ on Sky News on 2nd December 2019, this Brighton based berk and wannabe Kate Hopkins remarked of the impending General Election: “We don’t have any black candidates, but we’ve one maybe Indian sort. I’m not quite sure what he is.”
Of Tommy Robinson, she added: “I thought you’d ask me about him… Tommy Robinson has associations with other racist parties… He’s knocking on Boris Johnson’s door” and of the PM himself, then concluded: “He’s just warmed-up Theresa May. He could have been microwaved.”
Pat Mountain has also previously declared she’s into “shenanigans” and daytime telly, but about the only thing this Diane Abbott-like woman got right is her analysis of her electoral chances when she announced: “I won’t be entering 10 Downing Street anytime soon.”
Pip Pip, Pat.
Words of wisdom from ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’:
“I’ve no idea what a constituency is… I don’t know any of our key targets either.”
“A branch can be just two people. We can regroup. Jog on the Brexit Party and Nigel Farage.”
“UKIP is brave… If we’re given the chance to govern, every British citizen would sleep easier.”
“I joined UKIP because we’re not safe on our streets… I have friends who won’t go out after dark because someone might jump out of the shadows.”
“I don’t believe in feminism and all that nonsense… But women have become the underclass.”
“Be as brave as Gerrard Batten. We thank you for your bravery Gerrard. You have been so brave and you saved UKIP.”
“I stand ready to sail the good ship UKIP into clear waters.”
“I could talk at length, but I haven’t got much time left… I better not go on.”
Pat Mountain truly made an utter prat of herself when interviewed by Adam Boulton. 
Pat Mountain definitely has a look of the character Nan from ‘The Catherine Tate Show.’ Pat Moutain again proved herself to be utterly crackers in this address to a UKIP gathering. 
Pat Mountain had Twitter users in laughter after her interview. 
Pat Mountain attracked a lot of mockery on Twitter after her car crash telly box appearance. 
Pat Mountain was advised by Twitter users to steer clear of future interviews. 
“Daft bat” was amongst the perfect summaries of Pat Mountain. -
Sharon Hodgson MP
Despite being Shadow Minister for Public Health and claiming to be a campaigner to improve children’s diets, Labour’s ‘jolly giant’ Sharon Hodgson is a big fan of kebabs. This Geordie ex-payroll clerk once claimed she’d rescue her handbag if her house were on fire, remarked: “Labour is teetering on the edge of political irrelevance” in 2016 and in 2017 usefully concluded: “Brexit has given us the capacity to look at things differently”. She’s up there with Diane Abbott in terms of her brainbox qualities.
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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)
Appointed Secretary of Education by 45th President of United States of America Donald Trump, mother of four Betsy DeVos has no degree, no teaching experience, never attended university and believes in only Christian-based education. The daughter of a billionaire industrialist and the sister of the founder of the disgraced private military company Blackwater (that was responsible for the death of 17 civilians in Iraq), DeVos did, however, donate $9.5 million to Trump’s campaign. She was described by Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers, as “the most ideological, anti-public nominee [ever]” but has unsurprisingly been lauded by Jeb Bush and Newt Gingrich. Betsy DeVos has over 45,000 followers on Twitter and bizarrely believes that “guns should be allowed in schools threatened by grizzly bears”.
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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)
Fern Briton described him as: “The greatest Prime Minister this country never had” in December 2015 and though he’ll be forever remembered for the unfortunate moniker “Paddy Pantsdown”, Lord Ashdown truly ought to be lauded for his courageous attempts to save lives during the 1991 – 2001 Balkans conflict. (more…) -
Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)
Solihull born and a former bank clerk, big-haired Baroness Pidding became engulfed in the ‘Tatler Tory’ scandal in November 2015. (more…) -
Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)
A former member of President Nixon’s White House staff turned acclaimed television journalist, Diane Sawyer was born in Glasgow, Kentucky. (more…) -
Ashley Mote
Having claimed that “five years in the EU lunatic asylum showed me that EU corruption was truly out of control”, former UKIP MEP and immigrant hater Ashley Mote was jailed for five years in July 2015 after being convicted for fraudulently claiming some £500,000 in European Parliament expenses. (more…) -
Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)
Flame-headed and a mother of four, Victoria Borwick became Conservative Member of Parliament for Kensington in May 2015. (more…) -
Christine Walkden
Christine Walkden describes herself as a “gardener, horticulturist, plantswoman, lecturer, trainer, garden centre advisor, tour leader and guide, broadcaster, writer and photographer”. (more…)